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210563  Sauce Packets: One has the ridges going up and down, the other left to right?

210535  wolfpk: After a night of kinky sex, you should wear a shirt.

210537  ignatz: Love thi guys wodrk..

210540  wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".

210540  ignatz: Plot twist : they're unloading

210559  antipatterns: You lose your costume deposit if you puke in the thing

210410  trelyate: Chuck Tingle is their best customer

210546  antipatterns: Except libraries aren't controlled by a psychopathic corporation who sees knowledge as a "commodity"

210549  wolfpk: Only your own

210553  wolfpk: In this case movie and porn are synonyms.

210551  antipatterns: Reminds me of an old headline: "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar"

210557  fanny: *Iscream

210444  trelyate: his last name is the sound someone makes while drowning

210558  fanny: i think i just had sex?

210558  Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, dick caught in confusing diagram.

210553  Ulillillia: :

210527  Ulillillia: The Best Things for Sale

210458  trelyate: this is all that is left of that chicken in the pic below this one

210549  Side Boob: Fart nazis!

210555  Amy Housewine: @fanny Maybe nothing is as funny as duck.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210528 Ulillillia: IWSN

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210540 wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".

210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210332 werterland: @danny ME TOO. There also doesn't seem to be a complete series set, which I find kind of weird.



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PygmyGremlin uploaded 210425 (652 points)
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 8. tehghost: 1335 points
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10. flying sheep: 1196 points
11. cybeq: 1144 points
12. Religion X: 1103 points
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15. twisty: 1044 points
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Score:
445
 
 Yurishiro: @Felicity that looks like happiness but...
 Hosebag: @Micro Jackson MY MANWICH!
 Felicity: Except that acquiring possessions does increase happiness
 Micro Jackson: The sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
 Sadbot: All my outdoor gear helps me do stuff that makes me less sad, let's not be absolutist about this.
 Air Biscuit: Devour all your possesions.
 tib gubb: it's also a good way to smell funny and get swarmed by raccoons
 Yurishiro: @DarkTeddy really?
 DarkTeddy: That doesnt make any sense, guy.
Image 205569   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
279
 
 johnnyc: @Donut You got me
 Micro Jackson: Who can blame the aliens?
 Robespierre: FLOOFY FLOOFER
 DrinkMixMan: By "aliens," he means Mexican immigrants.
 Donut: At least they could have given you a haircut as well.
 jochenau: Dropped off By Taco Need Aliens
Image 205568   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Dank Means
Score:
402
 
 Hosebag: Can't wait till tomorrow to read the headlines about what happened next...
 Hosebag: He's bearly enormous.
 Annoying Vegan : She ded
 Dresdenkeogh: Unbearably cute
Image 205567   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
1036
 
 Hosebag: It's the thrill of victory, and the agony of the sheep.
 Science: "I LOVE MY JOB!"
 Urn BooUrn: So Woooly!
 bug: This is a strange MC Escher print.
 Yurishiro: HELP
Image 205566   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
685
 
 Skaalar: I must have a terrible memory, because even he is sounding like an awesome choice right now.
 a robot: LOL what the fuck
 Robespierre: You're a mystic, Mr Shrub. All shrubs are mystics.
 Urn BooUrn: Teamwork makes the dream work.
 Off Topic: Helping your short friend at the grocery store.
Image 205565   09-25-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
203
 
 Felicity: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles watching an Ace Duck film festival: boring nature version
 Robespierre: Who stole the soapbox?
 tib gubb: you guys are the weirdest ducks i've ever seen
Image 205564   09-25-17   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
265
 
 hajjpodge: @Zukero @PenguinBartender @DarkTeddy Then that's news to me.
 Felicity: OK
 DarkTeddy: Yep yep same here. Cant remember the last time I defragged. Maybe 7 years ago? @hajjpodge @Zukero
 PenguinBartender: @Zukero Never underestimate the placebo effect (e.g. people who swear their car runs better after a car wash).
 Zukero: @hajjpodge Nope. Modern NTFS versions benefits very little from defrag (since Win7), and no use at all when on an SSD. I have a laptop with a 7 y.o. Win7 install. Never formatted, never defragged, nothing. Running super smooth, and that's a 5400 RPM HDD.
 hajjpodge: @DarkTeddy Don't do it for two years and I guarantee you that it will need to be defragmented.
 DarkTeddy: Antivirus is for chumps. And Windows 8 and up doesnt realy need to be defragmented. @hajjpodge
 hajjpodge: For context: A coworker asked me to help with his laptop because it's running slow. Aside from NEVER having run Disk Cleanup in about 2 years since he bought this laptop, he has also never defragmented his drives or bought an actual Anti-Virus. The real kicker is that he only has a 500Gb hard drive. It has taken me over 16 hours to wait for Disk Cleanup to delete anything and it still is not finished. It's barely 20%.
 Urn BooUrn: Did a picture get Freddied?
 tib gubb: as an experience it really sucks you in, but not in a good way.
 El hefe: More like not so temporary files
 Not A Bot: quit posting pictures of topless girls. adult women are fine though.
Image 205563   09-25-17   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
434
 
 Felicity: Max Headroom
 Spazstatic: Just wear a dang helmet and stop complaining.
 Not A Bot: Even the incense sticks are racist.
 Zukero: @Bumbo Lungys his EPO is over 9000!
 Yurishiro: Somebody drove him apples!
Image 205562   09-25-17   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
1029
 
 Mr Bleak: You came to the wrong hood, muthafucka.
 VeeKay: Not the best place to be - between a dick and a fuckface.
 tib gubb: i lol'd
 Yurishiro: Owell fuck me.
Image 205561   09-25-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
382
 
 XLY: maybe its licorice or tar flavored, of the two I'd choose tar
 Air Biscuit: @tib gubb it could also be activated charcoal or black sesame. I cam vouch that the sesame is really good but i havent tried the charcoal yet. Also squid ink pasta is good.
 WTF: Asphalt and ice cream together at last!
 tib gubb: is that squid ink ice cream? because i've always wanted to try that.
 Mexico: It represents my heart! *throws on ground*
Image 205560   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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