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216719  Hokie333: @jazzjunkie How is that not +30 by now?

216746  Chocolate Pain: Will haunt you through a few Halloweens

216736  Mr. Shine: We get it, you smoke weed.

216728  AlexDeLarge: Good idea: finding Easter eggs on Easter morning. Bad idea: finding easter eggs on xmas day.

216642  Rev80: 2 seconds is all that separates humor from illegal porn.

216647  Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216731  AlexDeLarge: Aww, yiss. Mothafuckin arm hairs.

216732  AlexDeLarge: The only big daddy who lived to see his little sister reach adulthood.

216659  Rev80: But how do I transform into a d20?

216737  Yurishiro: This is bearly interracial.

216664  Rev80: I Spitfire on your grave.

216668  Rev80: Cancer: Not even once

216731  Yurishiro: Time for your daily bath in barbecue sauce!

216687  Rev80: Don't mess with a person open-carrying an epee

216745  Black Jesus: I love newfoundland dogs, they are so big and fluffy and adorable.

216697  Rev80: Well that saved the owner from having to dig out his floppy punch from the junk drawer to write protect that disk

216735  Yurishiro: If you attach them all to the house and activate them one side at the time you can move the house around!

216737  Teechur: Oh my!

216737  Teechur: Oh my!

216701  Rev80: Sometimes a slipper is just a slipper

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216656 Teechur: Just hold on! I'll be done in a fecund.

216647 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216711 Mad Collager: @99.9 Percent I hope you enjoy it, despite how you feel now. My son's a DJ, and the good ones can really get you happily lost in the music. If all goes well, you will be able to pay attention to the music, and let the poison thoughts recede for awhile. Good luck!

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216613 Yurishiro: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.

216648 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD

216681 ignatz: Let's be honest, he was formulaic and repetitive (like eg Matisse, Picasso, oh heck everyone I can think of!)

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied



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Ulillillia uploaded 216525 (803 points)
FarmerWalk uploaded 216601 (765 points)
Ment Thorp uploaded 216585 (753 points)
eevee uploaded 216417 (741 points)
nerdhulk uploaded 216538 (733 points)
midgetcastle uploaded 216412 (732 points)
Messed Up Dog uploaded 216621 (698 points)
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SaltLick uploaded 216477 (666 points)


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 7. dangerkeith3000: 1556 points
 8. Ulillillia: 1486 points
 9. rubix1924: 1328 points
10. midgetcastle: 1311 points
11. Side Boob: 1196 points
12. togboat: 1192 points
13. theaquaman: 1185 points
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Score:
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 Felicity: Imagine being a collector of these and having every one going back to the 1990s
 Robespierre: Now That's What I Call Rubbish 462
 WTF: "Now That's What A Small Grouping of Record and Marketing Executives Say Will Appeal To The Largest Swath of The Population to Maximize Profit! 91"
 wolfpk: Now... I can download every song
 charlemagne: @Gonzo @aoaoaoao it's real, popular compilation albums from bmi and Virgin records. the number is just for chronological order, this one were released two years ago
 charlemagne: seventeen banging tunes you already have, but in a different order
Image 205553   09-25-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Image 205552 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by generic. Boo, generic.
Score:
249
 
 El hefe: It was a good friday
Image 205551   09-25-17   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Image 205550 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by pewdiepie. We'll pray for you, pewdiepie.
Score:
183
 
 XLY: they're to keep pedestrians from jaywalking, they even have the sidewalks fenced in its so rampant
 bug: There haven't been many traffic accidents lately... It would be a shame if the road suddenly became wet for no reason...
 wolfpk: @Whatever Makes sense, but I wonder if it is practical?
 Whatever: @RzK actually the theory goes that it creates a microclimate and cools the area via water evaporating instead of letting the asphalt absorb the sunlight and bake everything
 tib gubb: actually hilarious
 Yurishiro: This kills the bikers.
Image 205549   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
463
 
 Suburbanmom: I should get a boat
 Suburbanmom: I should get a boat
 Robespierre: Damndest fox I ever did see.
 Mr. Whiskers: "I never should have borked left at Albuquerque."
Image 205548   09-25-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
320
 
 kornisjon: Ambivalent rad :/
 Yurishiro: MOUSES ARE MICE.
Image 205547   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
155
 
 Skaalar: When your privates can't be private.
 petepuma: @parrotsnest It was Taylor Swift, thankyouverymuch
Image 205546   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
395
 
 VeeKay: @Hokie333 Exactly. Drove a tank with combat tracks through a town in Germany with cobbled streets once. Lost my first step on the promotion ladder. Which sucked.
 Hokie333: @VeeKay The whole point of tank treads is to spread out the vehicle's weight over a wide area, so even with those treads it's probably not that bad, as long as the driver takes it easy. I've seen tanks with asphalt-friendly tracks (looked like lots of hollow rubber tubes).
 VeeKay: Those tracks aren't exactly road-surface friendly.
 a robot: @WaffleIron Holy crap! It is!
 WaffleIron: Is that not mascot on the turret?
 Mad Collager: Yuri, you idiot! That's not what we mean by "Boots on the ground!".
 Air Biscuit: @Yurishiro i would enjoy watching the video where they find out.
 Science: @Yurishiro: It wouldn't stop it necessarily, but it would eff up the treads and possibly the bogie(s).
 Yurishiro: I'm not even sure that could stop a tank.
Image 205545   09-25-17   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
182
 
 Felicity: This would make an excellent annual competition. Precision Urination
 White Rice: @Mr. Shine bathtub? Nah, should have either gone sink or upper-decker.
 antipatterns: This is why I bricked up my toilet completely. Too many casuals pissing in there.
 Yurishiro: @WTF Ready you are, padawan.
 Mr. Shine: Just for spite, pooped in bathtub.
 WTF: This is the very reason I've been training my anus to open in the shape of a rectangle.
 Yurishiro: Instructions unclear, sat on the toilet and peed on the wall.
Image 205544   09-25-17   Uploaded by    edvard
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