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268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

268399  addend: (Stops texting. Resumes regular life.)

268401  addend: @Knice That's exactly what the deer said. Right on topic.

268408  Air Biscuit: *sneaks up in parking lot and sticks an F sticker on there...

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268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

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268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

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 carpwoman: Shitrus.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: air is the terrorist threat we never expected!
 WTF: Makes your bathroom smell like orange-scented shit.
Image 205260   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
312
 
 Teechur: Two girls one pug
 Wolfechu: This reeks of polygamy.
Image 205259   09-23-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
499
 
 White Rice: @apoxia that might have something to do with it. It was a Nickelodeon show, ran from 93-96, lots of poking fun/parodying US big business (and small business) whenever it'd come up, but yeah, very American.
 apoxia: @White Rice I'm assuming it is American. Since I live in NZ perhaps this is why I don't remember it. I pretty much spent my entire childhood and teenage years watching television so I'm usually pretty good with knowing about TV shows.
 White Rice: @apoxia that's unfortunate, you were right at the prime age for watching it. Rocko's Modern Life. He's a wallaby, mundane troubles generally turn surreal, lots of innuendos covered up in a way a little kid (hopefully) wouldn't get, but an older kid would, general 90's cartoon nonsense. Also a little "the transition between adolescence & adulthood" thrown in for good measure. It was good stuff.
 apoxia: Unfortunately I'm so old I don't even know what cartoon this is (I'm 35).
 Haute and sweaty: I hate when I get Spunky in my salmon bushes.
 White Rice: @Zampano "...Rocko?" "Mrs. Bighead!?"
 Zampano: oh baby oh baby oh baby
Image 205258   09-23-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
437
 
 Butcherboy: The tide is high but I'm holding on....
 Mr. Whiskers: Pissah
 charlemagne: crash onto the rocks my pretty! eh heheheheh
 WaffleIron: Gnar!
Image 205257   09-23-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
264
 
 Prostata: HEY COOL-AID!
 Peter Pantsless: Hans Moleman just can't catch a break
 sparename: When you want to build your warehouse but some idiot left his car there..
Image 205256   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
284
 
 Salmonella: Ma'iq wishes you well.
 charlemagne: three weeks we spent hiding from the soldiers in those woods. eating nothing but the leather from our fathers shoe
 sparename: @carlin "Candle In The Wind", "Sandals In The Bin" and "Tiddles In The Wimple" all in one picture
Image 205255   09-23-17   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
59
 
 Not A Bot: Come to the windowsill in the next 78 minutes if you want a swatting
 square44: pumpkin spice cycle?
 Haute and sweaty: I think the amount of cynical tunnel vision regarding this stuff might be worse than Starbucks.
 Not A Bot: Yep, the worst. Somehow, I never thought to take a picture of it.
 Nope: We must fight the frap epidemic
Image 205254   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
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 FabricMan: The cat's only paying attention because of the laser
 Nope: Someone drew a black arch on your wall man
Image 205253   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
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 Not A Bot: KITTY
 Peter Pantsless: This is me (if the Internet is indeed a series of tubes.)
 Shay: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Image 205252   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
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 Haute and sweaty: @charlemagne No, eat the donute.
 charlemagne: never eat the doughnut afterwards I cannot stress this enough
 Sadbot: Same, except I was too hungover to go out of donutes.
 WaffleIron: It only gets better #205039
Image 205251   09-23-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
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