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216609  Dan Tagonistic: THERE'S NO LIMIT!

216615  SpaceCow: He was born in a puddle of gasoline.

216604  Shay: (DO NOT SHAKE)

216629  Knice: Saucy!

216621  SpaceCow: The Batboy goes to a costume party dressed as Pugsley.

216631  Knice: Looks like a rather loveless coupling there. :-(

216623  SpaceCow: For one, Fred, you clearly don't know know the difference between capital and lowercase letters. Also, because mommy needs time to polish off her wine.

216630  genius: Thats more depressing to look at than anything, funny wouldnt come as my first thought

216613  Shay: Tell me where it Hertz.

216436  FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216624  sparename: "Tap it, Unwrap it.."

216621  grizzly: @mom the rare username COMMENT combo!

216629  bobby: Mott's too thanks

216578  FireBreathingMarmot: In 20 years, bow hunting will still put you to sleep.

216620  grizzly: Has George Lucas gone too far?

216554  well duh: That kid will never make it into Congress now. Could still be President, tho.

216560  well duh: A drop or two of green food coloring and a little peppermint extract and you're good to go.

216617  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Username/ comment win :-D

216627  trucker: Oh, man. Now I want to go play some animal crossing.

216568  well duh: @Joseph but, your other left, right?

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216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing



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 carpwoman: Shitrus.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: air is the terrorist threat we never expected!
 WTF: Makes your bathroom smell like orange-scented shit.
Image 205260   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
312
 
 Teechur: Two girls one pug
 Wolfechu: This reeks of polygamy.
Image 205259   09-23-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
476
 
 White Rice: @apoxia that might have something to do with it. It was a Nickelodeon show, ran from 93-96, lots of poking fun/parodying US big business (and small business) whenever it'd come up, but yeah, very American.
 apoxia: @White Rice I'm assuming it is American. Since I live in NZ perhaps this is why I don't remember it. I pretty much spent my entire childhood and teenage years watching television so I'm usually pretty good with knowing about TV shows.
 White Rice: @apoxia that's unfortunate, you were right at the prime age for watching it. Rocko's Modern Life. He's a wallaby, mundane troubles generally turn surreal, lots of innuendos covered up in a way a little kid (hopefully) wouldn't get, but an older kid would, general 90's cartoon nonsense. Also a little "the transition between adolescence & adulthood" thrown in for good measure. It was good stuff.
 apoxia: Unfortunately I'm so old I don't even know what cartoon this is (I'm 35).
 Haute and sweaty: I hate when I get Spunky in my salmon bushes.
 White Rice: @Zampano "...Rocko?" "Mrs. Bighead!?"
 Zampano: oh baby oh baby oh baby
Image 205258   09-23-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
437
 
 Butcherboy: The tide is high but I'm holding on....
 Mr. Whiskers: Pissah
 charlemagne: crash onto the rocks my pretty! eh heheheheh
 WaffleIron: Gnar!
Image 205257   09-23-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
264
 
 Prostata: HEY COOL-AID!
 Peter Pantsless: Hans Moleman just can't catch a break
 sparename: When you want to build your warehouse but some idiot left his car there..
Image 205256   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
284
 
 Salmonella: Ma'iq wishes you well.
 charlemagne: three weeks we spent hiding from the soldiers in those woods. eating nothing but the leather from our fathers shoe
 sparename: @carlin "Candle In The Wind", "Sandals In The Bin" and "Tiddles In The Wimple" all in one picture
Image 205255   09-23-17   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
59
 
 Not A Bot: Come to the windowsill in the next 78 minutes if you want a swatting
 square44: pumpkin spice cycle?
 Haute and sweaty: I think the amount of cynical tunnel vision regarding this stuff might be worse than Starbucks.
 Not A Bot: Yep, the worst. Somehow, I never thought to take a picture of it.
 Nope: We must fight the frap epidemic
Image 205254   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
451
 
 FabricMan: The cat's only paying attention because of the laser
 Nope: Someone drew a black arch on your wall man
Image 205253   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
468
 
 Not A Bot: KITTY
 Peter Pantsless: This is me (if the Internet is indeed a series of tubes.)
 Shay: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Image 205252   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
190
 
 Haute and sweaty: @charlemagne No, eat the donute.
 charlemagne: never eat the doughnut afterwards I cannot stress this enough
 Sadbot: Same, except I was too hungover to go out of donutes.
 WaffleIron: It only gets better #205039
Image 205251   09-23-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
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