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268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

268399  addend: (Stops texting. Resumes regular life.)

268401  addend: @Knice That's exactly what the deer said. Right on topic.

268408  Air Biscuit: *sneaks up in parking lot and sticks an F sticker on there...

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268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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 Not A Bot: KITTY
 Peter Pantsless: This is me (if the Internet is indeed a series of tubes.)
 Shay: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Image 205252   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
190
 
 Haute and sweaty: @charlemagne No, eat the donute.
 charlemagne: never eat the doughnut afterwards I cannot stress this enough
 Sadbot: Same, except I was too hungover to go out of donutes.
 WaffleIron: It only gets better #205039
Image 205251   09-23-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
176
 
 Largehand: Fun fact #52637: as much as Ewan McGregor loved the part of Obi-Wan, Sir Alec Guinness hated it.
Image 205250   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
355
 
 Sadbot: It must have been frustrating as a 60s pulp sci-fi author to have these worlds so clearly envisioned in your mind and then the publisher's go-to hack with an airbrush just shits out some dumb looking ray-gun pew pew garbage. I'm giving the benefit of the doubt to the authors here, but they could have just been "it looks like an angry Chia pet".
 Peter Pantsless: Goddamn malboros
 LKoroton: Xenomorph v. 0.1
Image 205249   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
364
 
 Wolfechu: Anywhere's a weed store if you keep trying and believe in yourself.
 Air Biscuit: *wink
 Bernie 2016: Instructions unclear, entered to buy weed.
 Yam: Your business model is flawed then.
 Mr. Shine: That sounds like something the weed store would say.
 Nope: Why Not?
Image 205248   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
144
 
 UnknownSample: Tired of these ham-fisted photos.. Get it..
 Peter Pantsless: Having tires of uploading photos of their food, hipsters and soccer moms now upload pictures of food that has already been "processed"
 WaffleIron: Jump in queso lake from jambon mountain.
Image 205247   09-23-17   Uploaded by    kensin
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416
 
 Air Biscuit: @Cami its a little bit frightening.
 Cami: ...those kicks were fast as lightning.
 E. HONDA: warning, deer will challenge you to dance-off
 charlemagne: king of the food chain
 bug: I want to play this Street Fighter game. Badly.
 sparename: Stag Party Ahead
Image 205246   09-23-17   Uploaded by    daver
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 tib gubb: look, i don't need sarcasm from my operating system
 Wolfechu: This this is a feature they're boasting about says a lot for Windows 95 through 8.
 Kess: The files are IN the computer!
 DrinkMixMan: Plus also hundreds/thousands of miles away as well
 Pikachu: This is the True anti-virus.
 FabricMan: ...and for only 200 bitcoin, we can decrypt them for you
 bug: Not the most helpful search result, but technically accurate.
 WaffleIron: Shit.
 sparename: You got the 'Apathy' Virus...
 Nope: Nice computer here shame if anything were to happen to it. Dont worry though All your files are exactly where you left them.
Image 205245   09-23-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
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 Apple IIe: Are we not pure? No, sir! Panamas moody Noriega brags. It is garbage! Irony dooms a mana prisoner up to new era.
 Side Boob: !sdsrawkcab rof DAR
 Borkf: ?tahW
 Nope: cip ecin
Image 205244   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
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 god666: And thats when the cat started making that ak-ak-ak noise
 DangitBobby: @Gazden ayyy lmao
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