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216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

216092  qazwsx: But.....it was so amazing....

216136  Amy Housewine: Shhh.

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216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?



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 Haute and sweaty: @charlemagne No, eat the donute.
 charlemagne: never eat the doughnut afterwards I cannot stress this enough
 Sadbot: Same, except I was too hungover to go out of donutes.
 WaffleIron: It only gets better #205039
Image 205251   09-23-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
176
 
 Yurishiro: Fun fact #52637: as much as Ewan McGregor loved the part of Obi-Wan, Sir Alec Guinness hated it.
Image 205250   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
355
 
 Sadbot: It must have been frustrating as a 60s pulp sci-fi author to have these worlds so clearly envisioned in your mind and then the publisher's go-to hack with an airbrush just shits out some dumb looking ray-gun pew pew garbage. I'm giving the benefit of the doubt to the authors here, but they could have just been "it looks like an angry Chia pet".
 Peter Pantsless: Goddamn malboros
 LKoroton: Xenomorph v. 0.1
Image 205249   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
364
 
 Wolfechu: Anywhere's a weed store if you keep trying and believe in yourself.
 Air Biscuit: *wink
 Yurishiro: Instructions unclear, entered to buy weed.
 Yam: Your business model is flawed then.
 Mr. Shine: That sounds like something the weed store would say.
 Nope: Why Not?
Image 205248   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
144
 
 UnknownSample: Tired of these ham-fisted photos.. Get it..
 Peter Pantsless: Having tires of uploading photos of their food, hipsters and soccer moms now upload pictures of food that has already been "processed"
 WaffleIron: Jump in queso lake from jambon mountain.
Image 205247   09-23-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
416
 
 Air Biscuit: @Cami its a little bit frightening.
 Cami: ...those kicks were fast as lightning.
 E. HONDA: warning, deer will challenge you to dance-off
 charlemagne: king of the food chain
 bug: I want to play this Street Fighter game. Badly.
 sparename: Stag Party Ahead
Image 205246   09-23-17   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
230
 
 tib gubb: look, i don't need sarcasm from my operating system
 Wolfechu: This this is a feature they're boasting about says a lot for Windows 95 through 8.
 Kess: The files are IN the computer!
 DrinkMixMan: Plus also hundreds/thousands of miles away as well
 Yurishiro: This is the True anti-virus.
 FabricMan: ...and for only 200 bitcoin, we can decrypt them for you
 bug: Not the most helpful search result, but technically accurate.
 WaffleIron: Shit.
 sparename: You got the 'Apathy' Virus...
 Nope: Nice computer here shame if anything were to happen to it. Dont worry though All your files are exactly where you left them.
Image 205245   09-23-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
107
 
 Yurishiro: Are we not pure? No, sir! Panamas moody Noriega brags. It is garbage! Irony dooms a mana prisoner up to new era.
 Side Boob: !sdsrawkcab rof DAR
 Borkf: ?tahW
 Nope: cip ecin
Image 205244   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
316
 
 Felicity: And thats when the cat started making that ak-ak-ak noise
 DangitBobby: @Gazden ayyy lmao
Image 205243   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
279
 
 Yurishiro: MOVE. THAT. BANG-BUS!
 bug: Don't get on their delivery bus
 hajjpodge: @Fancy Clown I SAW BANG BROTHERS AND I CLAPPED
 Fancy Clown: I KNOW WHAT THAT IS
Image 205242   09-23-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
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