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210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

210478  someguynameded: Those are biiiig feets!

210470  ASTER: If you're willing to spend $20 on one meal you can get a burger with wagyu beef and a solid pound of bacon cheese fries. This isn't a joke, there's one by my house and I'm hungry now.

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210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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Score:
765
 
 Catcat: That's one way to bring about inner light.
 Felicity: Cat: Want to see my impression of David Lo Pan?
 charlemagne: eat the light, gain its power
 Annoying Vegan : Till Lindemann's cat
 sparename: "THERE CAN BE ONLY NINE!! "
 Hokie333: [chomps on bulb] [light beams shine out of eyes and ears]
 Ulillillia: Cats are bright.
Image 205218   09-23-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
361
 
 sparename: " # I'm Walken on Sunsilk, Whoa #
 Greifer: @christopher walken ok, Mr Walkman
 christopher walken: please...stop doing this...to...me
Image 205217   09-23-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
570
 
 BavidDowie: Who's the new guy?
Image 205216   09-23-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
403
 
 Amy Housewine: Otis P. Lord.
 Hokie333: Let he who is without sin cast the first monitor.
 Ulillillia: It's a lot less painful since they switched to flat screens.
Image 205215   09-23-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
779
 
 charlemagne: mate, do me and my misses a quick ecplise, I'll slide you 20
 WTF: "Tee'd Up" on a galactic scale.
 sparename: Runny or hard?
 VoR: Hold me.
Image 205214   09-23-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
811
 
 trelyate: "the humans control the red dot!"
 Not A Bot: This is funny but you can't really get a sense of it sense you can't hear him SCREAMING the punchline since that is this guy's whole schtick.
 t48: "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
 Hosebag: Pssssst.... kill your parents
 VoR: When the humans are gone you're dog food
 Cami: Is the cat's name, by any chance, Ripley?
Image 205213   09-23-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
521
 
 Spazstatic: @zupobaloop that concept just sounds wrong. It's interesting though. Law is weird.
 zupobaloop: @ChubbyBuddy @Spazstatic It's because, like all non-profits, they are incorporated. They have bylaws, boards, etc. Different religious traditions will rename them (councils, vestrees, elders) but it's legally the same as a board of trustees.
 Prostata: dont even get me started
 Spazstatic: @ChubbyBuddy pardon my ignorance, I don't take part in either.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Spazstatic religion /is/ a business
 Spazstatic: I didn't know churches had "a board of trustees". I thought that was a business thing, not a religious one.
Image 205212   09-23-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
351
 
 Mr. Shine: "No."
Image 205211   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
220
 
 Mr. Shine: @Butcherboy *shoots multiple times*
 Butcherboy: Makes me think of the Jay Sherman buy my book display from the critic@a robot
 Ulillillia: Never heard of them until today. After watching some videos I'd say they're more like the Mini Pops for adults.
 becca: @a robot lmao, that would drive me INSANE
 a robot: At my workplace last year we received a corporate display for Ricola cough drops that had a motion sensor and a little speaker so any time someone walked by, it would play a clip of Pentatonix singing "Riiiiicollaaaaaaa." It was some tie-in where you could win a trip to their concert or some shit. My coworkers hated the thing and kept covering up the sensor with tape, and I kept taking it off to annoy them. This is the only reason I know who Pentatonix are.
 jazzjunkie: @humanfog I guess they're like Australian acapella Rafis
Image 205210   09-23-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
413
 
 Air Biscuit: Ide try it.
 Peter Pantsless: @hashtag.com millenials, am I right?
 DangitBobby: *Dry heave*
Image 205209   09-23-17   Uploaded by    conner
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