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257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

257549  raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

257558  raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257572  raditzu: Jesus Fukking Christ!

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Knice
5. Not A Bot
6. Whatever
7. tib gubb
8. a robot
9. Amy Housewine
10. Yam



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.



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Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (822 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (812 points)
McBomalds uploaded 257073 (796 points)
funy speling uploaded 257519 (795 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (778 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (768 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (756 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 257239 (753 points)


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 5. Amy Housewine: 2780 points
 6. Side Boob: 2502 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 9. Scoo: 2196 points
10. Mr. Shine: 1998 points
11. CompletelyJoking: 1871 points
12. Sharkface: 1764 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. rip odb: 1663 points
15. RzK: 1628 points
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Score:
765
 
 Catcat: That's one way to bring about inner light.
 butt poop: Cat: Want to see my impression of David Lo Pan?
 charlemagne: eat the light, gain its power
 Annoying Vegan : Till Lindemann's cat
 sparename: "THERE CAN BE ONLY NINE!! "
 Hokie333: [chomps on bulb] [light beams shine out of eyes and ears]
 Ulillillia: Cats are bright.
Image 205218   09-23-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
361
 
 sparename: " # I'm Walken on Sunsilk, Whoa #
 Greifer: @christopher walken ok, Mr Walkman
 christopher walken: please...stop doing this...to...me
Image 205217   09-23-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
570
 
 BavidDowie: Who's the new guy?
Image 205216   09-23-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
403
 
 Amy Housewine: Otis P. Lord.
 Hokie333: Let he who is without sin cast the first monitor.
 Ulillillia: It's a lot less painful since they switched to flat screens.
Image 205215   09-23-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
779
 
 charlemagne: mate, do me and my misses a quick ecplise, I'll slide you 20
 WTF: "Tee'd Up" on a galactic scale.
 sparename: Runny or hard?
 VoR: Hold me.
Image 205214   09-23-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
833
 
 trelyate: "the humans control the red dot!"
 Not A Bot: This is funny but you can't really get a sense of it sense you can't hear him SCREAMING the punchline since that is this guy's whole schtick.
 t48: "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
 Hosebag: Pssssst.... kill your parents
 VoR: When the humans are gone you're dog food
 Cami: Is the cat's name, by any chance, Ripley?
Image 205213   09-23-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
521
 
 Spazstatic: @zupobaloop that concept just sounds wrong. It's interesting though. Law is weird.
 zupobaloop: @ChubbyBuddy @Spazstatic It's because, like all non-profits, they are incorporated. They have bylaws, boards, etc. Different religious traditions will rename them (councils, vestrees, elders) but it's legally the same as a board of trustees.
 Prostata: dont even get me started
 Spazstatic: @ChubbyBuddy pardon my ignorance, I don't take part in either.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Spazstatic religion /is/ a business
 Spazstatic: I didn't know churches had "a board of trustees". I thought that was a business thing, not a religious one.
Image 205212   09-23-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
351
 
 Mr. Shine: "No."
Image 205211   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
220
 
 Mr. Shine: @Butcherboy *shoots multiple times*
 Butcherboy: Makes me think of the Jay Sherman buy my book display from the critic@a robot
 Ulillillia: Never heard of them until today. After watching some videos I'd say they're more like the Mini Pops for adults.
 becca: @a robot lmao, that would drive me INSANE
 a robot: At my workplace last year we received a corporate display for Ricola cough drops that had a motion sensor and a little speaker so any time someone walked by, it would play a clip of Pentatonix singing "Riiiiicollaaaaaaa." It was some tie-in where you could win a trip to their concert or some shit. My coworkers hated the thing and kept covering up the sensor with tape, and I kept taking it off to annoy them. This is the only reason I know who Pentatonix are.
 jazzjunkie: @humanfog I guess they're like Australian acapella Rafis
Image 205210   09-23-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
413
 
 Air Biscuit: Ide try it.
 Peter Pantsless: @hashtag.com millenials, am I right?
 DangitBobby: *Dry heave*
Image 205209   09-23-17   Uploaded by    conner
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