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257629  Mr. Shine: Pass!

257662  Mr. Shine: *earth shattering quack*

257636  Not A Bot: In Soviet Russia, bread eats you!

257661  Amy Housewine: Dem eyebrows.

257650  Amy Housewine: pprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp

257662  Amy Housewine: Harbour patrol duck will not stand for smugglers.

257656  VoR: Shame about that wide load truck

257657  VoR: Good god! What did you eat! ?

257468  FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257658  VoR: Eh?

257660  VoR: Ew grey blank space

257661  VoR: I'd buy this.

257651  Side Boob: I'm learning!

257656  Side Boob: @Butcherboy I have the song stuck in my head now :P

257510  FireBreathingMarmot: Livin a lie.

257536  FireBreathingMarmot: Cindy Sherman got a new app

257654  Shay: She moonlights as a thrash metal guitarist at night.

257642  2Berries: @petepuma i saw smile with little boobs, but to each their own

257613  FireBreathingMarmot: Meddling kids.

257657  petepuma: toilet cat is watching you OH GOD WHYYYYY

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Knice
5. Shay
6. Whatever
7. dangerkeith3000
8. Amy Housewine
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10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257634 UltraBeverly: Glen AND Glenda!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.



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Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)
Watch Out uploaded 257579 (766 points)


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 2. Laree: 6343 points
 3. Shay: 3348 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 3060 points
 5. Amy Housewine: 2914 points
 6. Mr. Shine: 2550 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 9. Scoo: 2302 points
10. CompletelyJoking: 1961 points
11. Side Boob: 1910 points
12. Sharkface: 1796 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1705 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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Score:
833
 
 trelyate: "the humans control the red dot!"
 Not A Bot: This is funny but you can't really get a sense of it sense you can't hear him SCREAMING the punchline since that is this guy's whole schtick.
 t48: "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
 Hosebag: Pssssst.... kill your parents
 VoR: When the humans are gone you're dog food
 Cami: Is the cat's name, by any chance, Ripley?
Image 205213   09-23-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
521
 
 Spazstatic: @zupobaloop that concept just sounds wrong. It's interesting though. Law is weird.
 zupobaloop: @ChubbyBuddy @Spazstatic It's because, like all non-profits, they are incorporated. They have bylaws, boards, etc. Different religious traditions will rename them (councils, vestrees, elders) but it's legally the same as a board of trustees.
 Prostata: dont even get me started
 Spazstatic: @ChubbyBuddy pardon my ignorance, I don't take part in either.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Spazstatic religion /is/ a business
 Spazstatic: I didn't know churches had "a board of trustees". I thought that was a business thing, not a religious one.
Image 205212   09-23-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
351
 
 Mr. Shine: "No."
Image 205211   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
220
 
 Mr. Shine: @Butcherboy *shoots multiple times*
 Butcherboy: Makes me think of the Jay Sherman buy my book display from the critic@a robot
 Ulillillia: Never heard of them until today. After watching some videos I'd say they're more like the Mini Pops for adults.
 becca: @a robot lmao, that would drive me INSANE
 a robot: At my workplace last year we received a corporate display for Ricola cough drops that had a motion sensor and a little speaker so any time someone walked by, it would play a clip of Pentatonix singing "Riiiiicollaaaaaaa." It was some tie-in where you could win a trip to their concert or some shit. My coworkers hated the thing and kept covering up the sensor with tape, and I kept taking it off to annoy them. This is the only reason I know who Pentatonix are.
 jazzjunkie: @humanfog I guess they're like Australian acapella Rafis
Image 205210   09-23-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
413
 
 Air Biscuit: Ide try it.
 Peter Pantsless: @hashtag.com millenials, am I right?
 DangitBobby: *Dry heave*
Image 205209   09-23-17   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
565
 
 Wet farts: This just killed me. Thanks a lot.
Image 205208   09-23-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
214
 
 apoxia: Even my two year old knows how to spell that.
 jochenau: Welcome to the Brocery Store, be sure to wipe off the produce so you don't get scabies!
 sparename: "Your chicken is rubbery.."
Image 205207   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
723
 
 Side Boob: THE CLAMPS!
 Wet farts: Am I not supposed to do that?
 Annoying Vegan : EVERY TIME
Image 205206   09-23-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
186
 
 sparename: Was going to put a thing about "Eighties" and how Killing Joke sounded like Nirvana before Nirvana did but then found out about "life Goes On" by The Damned which sounds like "Eighties" and "Come As You Are" years before either of them
 VeeKay: I think I've seen this at Xvideo.
 DangitBobby: Whoops i guessed Village People
 Butcherboy: Warriorssssss
Image 205205   09-23-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
437
 
 Jabberwikket: eATMe
 Air Biscuit: It makes sense because his super power is being rich.
 Shorts Leng: Versus the PINguin
 a robot: This is pretty good, but I was always a fan of this approach, myself: tinyurl.com/…
Image 205204   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
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