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221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

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221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?



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Score:
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 trelyate: "the humans control the red dot!"
 Not A Bot: This is funny but you can't really get a sense of it sense you can't hear him SCREAMING the punchline since that is this guy's whole schtick.
 t48: "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
 Hosebag: Pssssst.... kill your parents
 VoR: When the humans are gone you're dog food
 Cami: Is the cat's name, by any chance, Ripley?
Image 205213   09-23-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
521
 
 Spazstatic: @zupobaloop that concept just sounds wrong. It's interesting though. Law is weird.
 zupobaloop: @ChubbyBuddy @Spazstatic It's because, like all non-profits, they are incorporated. They have bylaws, boards, etc. Different religious traditions will rename them (councils, vestrees, elders) but it's legally the same as a board of trustees.
 Prostata: dont even get me started
 Spazstatic: @ChubbyBuddy pardon my ignorance, I don't take part in either.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Spazstatic religion /is/ a business
 Spazstatic: I didn't know churches had "a board of trustees". I thought that was a business thing, not a religious one.
Image 205212   09-23-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
351
 
 Mr. Shine: "No."
Image 205211   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
220
 
 Mr. Shine: @Butcherboy *shoots multiple times*
 Butcherboy: Makes me think of the Jay Sherman buy my book display from the critic@a robot
 Ulillillia: Never heard of them until today. After watching some videos I'd say they're more like the Mini Pops for adults.
 becca: @a robot lmao, that would drive me INSANE
 a robot: At my workplace last year we received a corporate display for Ricola cough drops that had a motion sensor and a little speaker so any time someone walked by, it would play a clip of Pentatonix singing "Riiiiicollaaaaaaa." It was some tie-in where you could win a trip to their concert or some shit. My coworkers hated the thing and kept covering up the sensor with tape, and I kept taking it off to annoy them. This is the only reason I know who Pentatonix are.
 jazzjunkie: @humanfog I guess they're like Australian acapella Rafis
Image 205210   09-23-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
413
 
 Air Biscuit: Ide try it.
 Peter Pantsless: @hashtag.com millenials, am I right?
 DangitBobby: *Dry heave*
Image 205209   09-23-17   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
565
 
 Wet farts: This just killed me. Thanks a lot.
Image 205208   09-23-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
214
 
 apoxia: Even my two year old knows how to spell that.
 jochenau: Welcome to the Brocery Store, be sure to wipe off the produce so you don't get scabies!
 sparename: "Your chicken is rubbery.."
Image 205207   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
699
 
 Side Boob: THE CLAMPS!
 Wet farts: Am I not supposed to do that?
 Annoying Vegan : EVERY TIME
Image 205206   09-23-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
186
 
 sparename: Was going to put a thing about "Eighties" and how Killing Joke sounded like Nirvana before Nirvana did but then found out about "life Goes On" by The Damned which sounds like "Eighties" and "Come As You Are" years before either of them
 VeeKay: I think I've seen this at Xvideo.
 DangitBobby: Whoops i guessed Village People
 Butcherboy: Warriorssssss
Image 205205   09-23-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
437
 
 Jabberwikket: eATMe
 Air Biscuit: It makes sense because his super power is being rich.
 Felicity: Versus the PINguin
 a robot: This is pretty good, but I was always a fan of this approach, myself: tinyurl.com/…
Image 205204   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
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