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256979  Mr Bleak: Beauty of ... some kind of melon.

258620  Peter Pantsless: They were going to eat it either way

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Ahhhhh. You did have me worried. I'm relieved.

258623  Amy Housewine: US Imperial weighs in pounds and ounces, but not in Milestones.

258605  Mr. Shine: "I regret nothing."

258624  addend: "Reservoir /Cats/", much more violent.

258606  Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine We're cool. I enjoy when it's unclear whether a statement is sarcastic or not.

258623  Felicity: Also, "cool" as measured in Celsius

258609  Warrax: #258613

258623  Shay: Well ain't that a bitches brew.

258613  Warrax: #258609

258608  addend: "Okay, but what's a CD?" @Mr. Shine

258611  Mr. Shine: I keep telling my wife that we should give out those individually wrapped prunes for Halloween.

258617  VoR: Look at em shine.

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Shit. Is this a phrase used in that sort of way? I honestly didn't know.

258628  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258612  Mr. Shine: So can I deposit pizzas into my account?

258610  addend: C3P-toe, but no R-toe-D2.

258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

258621  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite youu leg

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258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men



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Score:
179
 
 Pizza: @Felicity Font nerd!
 namename: Hey, Ive got that font! Minya Nouvelle
 Capital: And remember, there is no suicide pact without U and I
 VeeKay: 'Today's weirdo item'.
 DangitBobby: Also, there is a "u" in pint. It happens when i flip the container over and dig out the bottom.
 DangitBobby: @a robot Knice? Nice!
 DangitBobby: This is like that photo of a 2 foot fence in the middle of a sidewalk; who do you think you're stopping?
 Knice: @Ulillillia @a robot :-D
 Greek Fire: *bites through the side*
 Ulillillia: Take a Knice, cut with skate blade through the bottom. Problem solved.
 a robot: Just now when I was typing "knife" I totally first typed "knice." Heh.
 a robot: Take a knife, cut through the bottom. Problem solved.
 jazzjunkie: It was petty and spiteful of you to think I'd steal your ice cream... and oh, so naive of you to think such a crude lock would keep me at bay!
 jazzjunkie: It was petty and spiteful of you to think I'd steal your ice cream... and oh, so naive of you to think such a crude
Image 205201   09-23-17   Uploaded by    bobby
Score:
741
 
 Butcherboy: Damn. I can't get into a hammock that easy
 Moonmoon: @taiko You rang?
Image 205200   09-23-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
144
 
 Warrax: When you see it, you'll something bricks.
 tib gubb: what, i spend all this money on land and a house, you really think i'm gonna pay for a bed that doesn't fall apart, too?
 Derp Herpigan: 1.3M is a house I'll never afford. That's what I thought of this. Saying nothing about 31.798 acres being far too much land to maintain on my own.
Image 205199   09-23-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
455
 
 apoxia: Those hilarious Germans.
 Warrax: No tits street.
 DarkTeddy: I do try to off when I fuck
 WaffleIron: I really liked Germany.
 Shay: Sincerely, Yoda
Image 205198   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
287
 
 Pizza: @Oh Don Piano Why I eyes ya
 Ulillillia: Yellow bee with white wings
Image 205197   09-23-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
508
 
 Air Biscuit: When you really want to swing all the way around thebar the baby comes out and gives you the extra momentum.
 FabricMan: Did you know she's a swinging mother...
 Darmstadtium: This is the weirdest alternative delivery method I have seen, but I'm curious to see the results
 WaffleIron: Ya down with opp, yeah you know me!
 NoRagrets: Graphic design is my passion.
 SoyUnPerdedor: *tuning guitar as we speak*
 wolfpk: If you are a swinger make sure you use birth control to avoid awkward situation.
 Shay: *in-fidelity intensifies*
Image 205196   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
153
 
 alex: Do this or Jesus will cry
 VeeKay: My kind o' Christmas
 Not A Bot: Kneel and Quake, before the Sayler of Worlds
 Knice: #Spaceship tiiime is here; Christmas piiiics all year...#
Image 205195   09-23-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
461
 
 Mr. Butt: fucking savage
Image 205194   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
434
 
 VeeKay: Mr Richard Head Esq.
 beep: @beep Incidentally "kotakbas" means "dickhead".
 beep: Found a Russian caption for this image with Google Image search, which translates to: Helmet of the Dzungarian warrior, whom the Kazakhs called Kotakbas batyr.
 Amy Housewine: Oh I see it's a helmet.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Vikings were dickheads
 Butcherboy: For penetrating enemy's rear
 Spazstatic: For protecting your head.
Image 205193   09-23-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
196
 
 Prostata: sorry 'bout your spyware
 White Rice: @jochenau before they had an led (or multiple ones) for the camera flash, people would just use a new browser window on the screen with the brightness turned up as a light source. Then someone (a bunch of someone's) made applications that just put a white screen w/brightness set high & labeled them as flashlight apps. Some were effectively malware you were happily installing yourself (as this one's data usage suggests)
 jochenau: Why does your phone need a flashlight app to use the flashlight?
 ping: That's not suspicious at all.
 isosceleswaffle: Virus, ads or fuckloads of profiling software? You decide!
 Ulillillia: Take a seat, right over there.
 NotHuman: Good.
Image 205192   09-23-17   Uploaded by    zip file
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