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257656  savvoy: Mmmm, arm splinters

257659  savvoy: They contain straw! They're vegetarian rocks! *flips Paul Ryan*

257660  savvoy: Looks like someone's flushing their radiator

257666  savvoy: Bring it, Mellisa

257675  Shorts Leng: Quite a large house for such a lonely fellow.

257663  White Rice: "My consumerism is better than YOUR consumerism!" Also: anyone who makes a shit-fit about console superiority (they're devices for playing games, let people enjoy what they want)

257637  Mr. Shine: Suddenly brussel sprouts

257639  Mr. Shine: That's a happy little goblin!

257629  Mr. Shine: Pass!

257662  Mr. Shine: *earth shattering quack*

257636  Not A Bot: In Soviet Russia, bread eats you!

257661  Amy Housewine: Dem eyebrows.

257650  Amy Housewine: pprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp

257662  Amy Housewine: Harbour patrol duck will not stand for smugglers.

257656  VoR: Shame about that wide load truck

257657  VoR: Good god! What did you eat! ?

257468  FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257658  VoR: Eh?

257660  VoR: Ew grey blank space

257661  VoR: I'd buy this.

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. Knice
6. Whatever
7. a robot
8. Amy Housewine
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 UltraBeverly: Glen AND Glenda!

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen



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AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
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Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
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10. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
12. Sharkface: 1828 points
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Score:
329
 
 Austin: light urple
 WaffleIron: Octarine.
 White Rice: @fanny I think it counts as a new absolute absence of color. (Still freaky awesome stuff though)
 Butcherboy: That stuff is amazing. Wish I could afford to make a telescope using it. 0%light scatter@fanny
 Spazstatic: I heard that orange is the new black, so I guess we have already?
 icloud: @fanny Colours are a social construct.
 fanny: does vantablack count as a new color?
 Salvador Molly: Grink
 Greifer: blellow
 a robot: @Ulillillia Schmorange
 Ulillillia: Blurple
Image 205186   09-23-17   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
452
 
 Science: This is how "Dead Alive" started.
 Hokie333: Never bare your teeth at a primate. It's not a smile, it's a sign of aggression. You will lose.
 Spazstatic: Is your significant other a bad kisser? Tonight at 11.
 Ulillillia: If a primate bites another primate is it cannibalism?
 Jack Daniels: Got your nose!
Image 205185   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
466
 
 Disclosure: Cute little girl. WHY IS NOBODY GIVING HER LOVE.
Image 205184   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
814
 
 White Rice: @Felicity one day I'll encounter some form of big cat, and it will act cute, and I will go for the pets, and I will be dinner. I've already accepted it, it's just a matter of where & when.
 discodisco: @White Rice Look at its eye! Its being extra-cute on purpose, I just know it
 White Rice: Look at those giant toe-beans! That face! I'm barely holding back incomprehensible text streams from how great this is (similar to the "so fuzzy I'm gonna die" experience)
 Ulillillia: Someone around tells me that those are nice.
 Relp: I envy you so fucking much Kim.
 Greifer: Hardcore scratching starts in 3 2 1...
 jimbiscuit: @Admiral Alan Until it bites her fuckin nose off.
Image 205183   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
504
 
 tib gubb: today on "dream jobs"...
 Science: @Scoo: No, that's a look of contentment. He's loving his job right now.
 rustedpeace: Yup @Felicity
 hajjpodge: THREE puppets at once!?
 Warrax: It's a living.
 james: Robin Williams
 VeeKay: Fuck that for a job.
 Scoo: @Emoji Given his face, she already has
 Thyming: That bunny looks soooo pissed.
Image 205182   09-23-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
390
 
 piranharama: And to elaborate this is a parody of the Queensland Rail train etiquette campaign because people are too dumb to keep their feet off the fucking seats.
 piranharama: In australia bikies are kinda scary.
 jochenau: "Bikie" sounds so much less intimidating than "biker".
 Scoo: Why are you in Private Browsing mode?
Image 205181   09-23-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
284
 
 Larry Xmas: @Scoo look closely others are dressed
 filthylaw: Clearly, Skrillex = Rip Off Artiste.
 Scoo: Why is only one not naked?
Image 205180   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
320
 
 WaffleIron: Step one, don't touch it. Step two: cut it off with nail clippers when they become available.
 Not A Bot: January 1, 1970?
 NoRagrets: But now it doesn't catch on things like the skin flap did.
 Derp Herpigan: Yeah. Bactine should do it.
Image 205179   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
250
 
 namaste: "Headin' downtown to mow down some pedestrians, Ma."
 Not A Bot: The face of disgust
Image 205178   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
601
 
 hajjpodge: It's because you're a got dang loser!
 Gentleman: It might be age-related. I got offered drugs when I was in my teens and twenties, and then it dropped off sharply. And because Id grown up watching 1980s cartoons and their anti-drug episodes (generally titled something like The Greatest Evil) I said no at the time
 DrinkMixMan: Neither do I, but really that doesn't happen much in AA meetings
 eevee: Surprise, surprise ... you fell for The Fear.
 arcticfox12x: No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 205177   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
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