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268215  Munkybut: @Alaskan there's a "white" noodle in there. It's racist

267978  ChubbyBuddy: wherein Tangible Harm to Human Beings Increases Quarterly Returns," but that probably wont fit on a onesie.

267978  ChubbyBuddy: the democratic party establishment and to the left of the Sanders wing. I call myself a communist or socialist sometimes because I'm outside of the mercifully expanding overton window and the terminology hasn't caught up. I don't want america to be the soviet union. i want america to be america, the best damn america possible and at some point we have to put our collective foot down and say "NO. No, you don't have an absolute right to make infinite profit from human and environmental exploitation." these are not forces interested in compromise. we must take what we are owed as the workforce that made these swine unimaginable wealthy while the rest of us struggle and die. let's put it this way, i would have preferred "Hippity Hoppity, Abolish Profit Incentives in Certain Industries wherei

267978  ChubbyBuddy: overthrew Moseddegh in iran and installed a theocracy because oil companies could make more money, because Moseddegh wanted to nationalize the petroleum industry, as communist a policy as can be imagined. he wanted his people to share in the prosperity borne of his nation's natural resources. and we killed him for it. I want the american fossil fuel companies to be nationalized so they can be disbanded so the planet doesn't cook. I want nationalizations as a bulwark against monopoly and an increase in efficiency. healthcare is cheaper without a rapacious profit margin. single payer is a good start, and i'll vote for candidates who advocate for it. but i want an UK-style NHS, which was the envy if the world until defunded by tory and blairite centrist admins. That puts me to the left of t

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. dude this whole thing began with me making an substantive distinction between personal and private property. thats me trying to inform you and the broader AG readership of a common misconception about marxist thought. you respond by going "well AKKKKKKSHUALLLY ive read the books (no you havent) and i think marx is stinky poo poo pants for dumb dumbs." what specific criticism do you have about marx's ideas? "it doesn't work" ok, why? "it's been tried before and didn't work" what were the external and internal factors at play? did an imperial superpower swagger in and depose the government or engage in soft power moves like CIA coups, election rigging, and propaganda campaigns like in Nicaragua, Cuba, Russia, Vietnam, or Honduras? We o

268224  Seven Eight Nine: My favorite is the sun going down! That cracked me up!

268212  Nope: Ross was the worst friend

268213  Nope: ugh, that was some gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood tuna

268195  MrBoffo: Sorry, It's Katie Ann, but it's Skip's policy to leave the hosing to you and your ... uh, "friend."

268210  Zaxxoff: alt-right flanders trolling antifa homer

268210  MrBoffo: I'll take those eyes over easy for my breakfast tomorrow

268211  MrBoffo: Takes a licking and keeps on borkfing.

268189  Not A Bot: No way this is better than the original

268200  KingTrebek: This changed my mind about putting bumper stickers on my car.

268212  MrBoffo: ....annnnnnnnd ... we're back.

268166  White Rice: CO2 extinguishers, while good at cooling things, aren't the cheapest to buy/recharge, and there are multiple quick options to chill whatever it is you need to chill without disturbing everyone within a 150' radius.

268210  Shay: The glory of hand drawn animation vs. digital.

268203  Mad Collager: @Side Boob ...and wood-burning tools and chemistry sets.

268207  Mad Collager: Is this one of those newfangled dream-catchers with the invisible nets?

268170  Eleftheros: @a robot just when I thought this meme had nothing new to offer. Thanks :)

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267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: wherein Tangible Harm to Human Beings Increases Quarterly Returns," but that probably wont fit on a onesie.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!



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11. Annoying Vegan : 1591 points
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 White Rice: @Felicity one day I'll encounter some form of big cat, and it will act cute, and I will go for the pets, and I will be dinner. I've already accepted it, it's just a matter of where & when.
 discodisco: @White Rice Look at its eye! Its being extra-cute on purpose, I just know it
 White Rice: Look at those giant toe-beans! That face! I'm barely holding back incomprehensible text streams from how great this is (similar to the "so fuzzy I'm gonna die" experience)
 Ulillillia: Someone around tells me that those are nice.
 Relp: I envy you so fucking much Kim.
 Greifer: Hardcore scratching starts in 3 2 1...
 jimbiscuit: @Admiral Alan Until it bites her fuckin nose off.
Image 205183   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
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 tib gubb: today on "dream jobs"...
 Science: @Scoo: No, that's a look of contentment. He's loving his job right now.
 rustedpeace: Yup @Felicity
 hajjpodge: THREE puppets at once!?
 Warrax: It's a living.
 james: Robin Williams
 VeeKay: Fuck that for a job.
 Scoo: @Emoji Given his face, she already has
 Thyming: That bunny looks soooo pissed.
Image 205182   09-23-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
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 piranharama: And to elaborate this is a parody of the Queensland Rail train etiquette campaign because people are too dumb to keep their feet off the fucking seats.
 piranharama: In australia bikies are kinda scary.
 jochenau: "Bikie" sounds so much less intimidating than "biker".
 Scoo: Why are you in Private Browsing mode?
Image 205181   09-23-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
284
 
 Larry Xmas: @Scoo look closely others are dressed
 filthylaw: Clearly, Skrillex = Rip Off Artiste.
 Scoo: Why is only one not naked?
Image 205180   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
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 WaffleIron: Step one, don't touch it. Step two: cut it off with nail clippers when they become available.
 Not A Bot: January 1, 1970?
 NoRagrets: But now it doesn't catch on things like the skin flap did.
 Derp Herpigan: Yeah. Bactine should do it.
Image 205179   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
250
 
 namaste: "Headin' downtown to mow down some pedestrians, Ma."
 Not A Bot: The face of disgust
Image 205178   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
601
 
 hajjpodge: It's because you're a got dang loser!
 Gentleman: It might be age-related. I got offered drugs when I was in my teens and twenties, and then it dropped off sharply. And because Id grown up watching 1980s cartoons and their anti-drug episodes (generally titled something like The Greatest Evil) I said no at the time
 DrinkMixMan: Neither do I, but really that doesn't happen much in AA meetings
 eevee: Surprise, surprise ... you fell for The Fear.
 arcticfox12x: No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 205177   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
390
 
 Prostata: NO HORSEPLAY!
Image 205176   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
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 Prostata: I said... NO HORSEPLAY!
 El hefe: Your girlfriend is really obnoxious
 wolfpk: Photo bomb
 RiderFan: Surprise Sarah Jessica Parker.
Image 205175   09-23-17   Uploaded by    phil
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 FabricMan: @VeeKay A look forward to 2035: "I never thought I'd see someone who could make Trump look leveled, smart, and competent."
 VeeKay: Never thought I'd see someone who could make him look leveled, smart and competent. Good old 45! (Shudders in terrified).
 afroking: The hero we deserve.
 Prostata: Glad we shaved that bush
 El hefe: His favorite musician is the lonliest monk
Image 205174   09-23-17   Uploaded by    pirate
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