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227961  VeeKay: Well I'm very happy to tell you that you can start on Monday if you are available.

227952  VeeKay: $500 fine for carrying a battle axe? Not my President, not my America.

227953  VeeKay: Creppy. Really spoopy.

227963  square44: metal claws holding ceramic plates? I don't think they thought this one through

227963  VeeKay: That a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

227956  VeeKay: Don't let your goana mate with dingoes.

227947  charlemagne: @skillet he sounds resourceful

227957  Skaalar: To the Goat Tower!

227961  Skaalar: Im coo, you coo?

227956  charlemagne: breeding a loyal pet that's resilient enough to survive the fallout

227959  mwoody: "So we just put the scroll in his mouth?"

227955  Not A Bot: over time, domestic pufferfish take on features similar to their captors

227960  square44: do not ask what they make the whipped cream out of

227952  Fiveninety: they saw one of the videos of a canned whole chicken being born and decided to ban it.. and i approve

227948  mwoody: Taunt. +3 attack on opponent turn.

227950  WTF: Must be one of those nasty Hansen's Sodas.

227959  ThoughtlessGentleman: its ok there guy its our first time picking up a hobo for sex too.

227913  AlexDeLarge: @well duh probably not well. It's scary how many people forget there are other amendments beyond the first and second.

227927  AlexDeLarge: @Donut I'm sure there are good people on both sides

227936  Robespierre: They look similar - but which is which's pet?

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2. Felicity
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7. Dr Awkward
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227749 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre Alright, I'l confess. I'm not the new Official joke Explainer. I just wanted to feel important for a moment.

227726 apoxia: *brings a piece of rebar*

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227801 addend: (Adds hot sauce.)

227731 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227743 kazzy94: Is this a Kropotkin reference?

227816 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: A troll figurine who comes to life, and decides to roam the countryside eating garbage.

227741 apoxia: I guess if it's frozen it's easier to clean up.

227834 Felicity: @apoxia Better than sandals with no socks. I dont want to see peoples feet



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Side Boob uploaded 227672 (959 points)
adeadcrab uploaded 227762 (932 points)
robocop uploaded 227908 (923 points)
myrealname uploaded 227572 (912 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 227531 (907 points)
Robespierre uploaded 227836 (898 points)
ineedhepl uploaded 227752 (866 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 227863 (865 points)


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 3. Scoo: 3896 points
 4. Bagels: 3492 points
 5. Not A Bot: 3088 points
 6. barfolomew: 3081 points
 7. Emoji: 2169 points
 8. cenecia: 2071 points
 9. Side Boob: 2010 points
10. robocop: 1818 points
11. Morn Bumbies: 1764 points
12. whaleshark: 1740 points
13. communist: 1718 points
14. InfiniteZero: 1711 points
15. EndlessVanity: 1705 points
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Score:
356
 
 Felicity: Technically, wiener only means penis if the I comes before the E, as in Vienna
 a robot: @El hefe It's not the size, it's how you use it. And he keeps using it wrong.
 FireBreathingMarmot: still lying, i see
 El hefe: How could anything this small offend anyone?
Image 205161   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
525
 
 grizzly: @my wheelhouse I've got a 12 year old (she's my fav).
 wolfpk: #205163
 BILL DOOR: @my wheelhouse I PREFER BRIEFS.
Image 205160   09-23-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
380
 
 PushyWebsite: @space I heard a sciencetitian say that babies evolved to be cute so that parents would take better care of them.
 Hosebag: Oh wow, I have the same tag in my ear.
 Side Boob: He looks delicious! */Cartman*
Image 205159   09-23-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
462
 
 Not A Bot: "YOU CAN NO MORE CONFINE ME THAN THE CHILD SHALL CONFINE THE SUN!" bellowed the God Dog as it ascended again. Terry sighed and pulled out the paperwork for Acts of Dog.
 Robespierre: Pining for the Adriatic.
 FabricMan: "Nothing. Crotch-sniffing stuff."
Image 205158   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
798
 
Image 205157   09-23-17   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
258
 
 Ulillillia: Just wait ten years and buy them all for $5.
 Side Boob: I used to dislike this picture, but it's actually quite therapeutic. No matter how bad I feel about myself, I'm never going to be as bad as these two arguing over beanie babies in court.
 Scoo: I sat in a courtroom all week and am both happy and sad that the evidence presented was entirely document-based. This looks fun, well at least for a little while.
 ASTER: I'm sorry about your divorce and probable severe disappointment in the resale value of your half of the Beanie Babies!!
Image 205156   09-23-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
127
 
 trelyate: he's got the whole world, in his hands
 kornisjon: Don't squeeze it!
Image 205155   09-23-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
301
 
 Yurishiro: Text says rude things, ink on paper says they work well. CONFUSION.
Image 205154   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
570
 
 Felicity: @ASTER Sectaurs!
 Felicity: @DrinkMixMan I was just going to say! :-)
 DrinkMixMan: This solves the riddle of why there are less of them every year yet bigger: they are combining into giant super-bees!
 ASTER: RIDE THE BEE BITCH
 apoxia: Look at that cute face.
 Mentos Pormer: It makes sense now, colony collapse is just them getting too big for their hives.
 Cheesecake: It became a race of which one would do us in first , the giant bees or Unix 32-bit time overflowing
 Not Sam: It's a Guinea bee. I'm so startled.
 King Polly: I don't think you need the gun; that bee looks pretty chill
Image 205153   09-23-17   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
618
 
 Side Boob: Live slow. Die whenever.
 NoRagrets: Same.
 tib gubb: heck yes
Image 205152   09-23-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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