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258179  Mr. Whiskers: Which one do I shoot?!?!

258182  Not A Bot: dat ass!

258180  Yam: Wait, is this Calgary?

258150  a robot: Betty White is older than sliced bread

258153  a robot: You rock that three-piece suit, bowler hat, umbrella and red thigh-high boots, Mr. Businessman

258167  a robot: Your dog is a very good mother to that baby polar bear!

258173  Mr. Shine: It's what they call me down at the clinic.

258175  Mr. Shine: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.

258176  a robot: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018

258176  Mr. Shine: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.

258177  Mr. Shine: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*

258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

258179  Nope: Ted and Ed Cruise

258162  grizzly: Just boo it. I'm crying over that shit.

258182  Nope: Mike seen here pre meal

258175  Solemn: @wolfpk Huh. Never would have guessed.

258178  copunter: if you survived the 70's, you probably chop up lines on your phone like this:

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2. dangerkeith3000
3. Robespierre
4. Solemn
5. Side Boob
6. tib gubb
7. Scoo
8. Knice
9. Not A Bot
10. VoR



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258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

258069 dangerkeith3000: He's trying to find mosquitoes in amber so he can create another Jurassic Park.

257995 Passive: The pain is real

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.



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John Blender uploaded 258099 (814 points)
HermwoodLitmajor uploaded 257774 (801 points)
burritos uploaded 257674 (797 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 257816 (797 points)
angry uploaded 258013 (795 points)
TaintJuice uploaded 257712 (793 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 258044 (789 points)
Mustyrats uploaded 257779 (777 points)
cran vodka uploaded 257887 (773 points)


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 3. Laree: 3134 points
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 5. NotHuman: 2655 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2465 points
 7. Shay: 2247 points
 8. E. HONDA: 2184 points
 9. god666: 2090 points
10. Scoo: 2038 points
11. burritos: 1926 points
12. DerMantis: 1842 points
13. elahabdh: 1778 points
14. Side Boob: 1776 points
15. cran vodka: 1664 points
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Score:
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 tina: Technically, wiener only means penis if the I comes before the E, as in Vienna
 a robot: @El hefe It's not the size, it's how you use it. And he keeps using it wrong.
 FireBreathingMarmot: still lying, i see
 El hefe: How could anything this small offend anyone?
Image 205161   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
525
 
 grizzly: @my wheelhouse I've got a 12 year old (she's my fav).
 wolfpk: #205163
 BILL DOOR: @my wheelhouse I PREFER BRIEFS.
Image 205160   09-23-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
380
 
 PushyWebsite: @space I heard a sciencetitian say that babies evolved to be cute so that parents would take better care of them.
 Hosebag: Oh wow, I have the same tag in my ear.
 Side Boob: He looks delicious! */Cartman*
Image 205159   09-23-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
462
 
 Not A Bot: "YOU CAN NO MORE CONFINE ME THAN THE CHILD SHALL CONFINE THE SUN!" bellowed the God Dog as it ascended again. Terry sighed and pulled out the paperwork for Acts of Dog.
 Cyka: Pining for the Adriatic.
 FabricMan: "Nothing. Crotch-sniffing stuff."
Image 205158   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
798
 
Image 205157   09-23-17   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
258
 
 Ulillillia: Just wait ten years and buy them all for $5.
 Side Boob: I used to dislike this picture, but it's actually quite therapeutic. No matter how bad I feel about myself, I'm never going to be as bad as these two arguing over beanie babies in court.
 Scoo: I sat in a courtroom all week and am both happy and sad that the evidence presented was entirely document-based. This looks fun, well at least for a little while.
 ASTER: I'm sorry about your divorce and probable severe disappointment in the resale value of your half of the Beanie Babies!!
Image 205156   09-23-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
127
 
 trelyate: he's got the whole world, in his hands
 kornisjon: Don't squeeze it!
Image 205155   09-23-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
301
 
 Vault Dweller: Text says rude things, ink on paper says they work well. CONFUSION.
Image 205154   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
570
 
 Fiasco: @ASTER Sectaurs!
 Vivian: @DrinkMixMan I was just going to say! :-)
 DrinkMixMan: This solves the riddle of why there are less of them every year yet bigger: they are combining into giant super-bees!
 ASTER: RIDE THE BEE BITCH
 apoxia: Look at that cute face.
 Mentos Pormer: It makes sense now, colony collapse is just them getting too big for their hives.
 Cheesecake: It became a race of which one would do us in first , the giant bees or Unix 32-bit time overflowing
 Not Sam: It's a Guinea bee. I'm so startled.
 King Polly: I don't think you need the gun; that bee looks pretty chill
Image 205153   09-23-17   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
618
 
 Side Boob: Live slow. Die whenever.
 NoRagrets: Same.
 tib gubb: heck yes
Image 205152   09-23-17   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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