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254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

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253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.



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Score:
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 bobby: But *Mo-om*, its my *hobby*
 sparename: I recently emptied more bottles of "shed lemonade" than I remember filling..
 WTF: Hey, it's good to have life goals.
 Sadbot: I thought millenials were killing the shit chain restaurant and piss bottle industries
Image 205147   09-23-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
445
 
 grace: Would still cuddle
 Not A Bot: Margarat was positive she'd taken a wrong turn back at the bend. That, or the drugs were kicking in.
 BILL DOOR: @White Rice LET ME BE FRANK WITH YOU. THOSE CATS? THEY WERE NICE. ALL OF THEM. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE CATS WAS A NICE CAT.
 White Rice: @BILL DOOR you're back! After countless cat pictures went without your comments there was a touch of worry.
 BILL DOOR: I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE BEAUTIFUL FELINE.
Image 205146   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
275
 
 prius: One time in grade four my teacher was an asshole. He had us look for cities on a map, and one of the cities we had to find was Yarmouth, but it wasnt on the map. Everyone would ask Wheres Yarmouth? and he would look smug and say I dont know, wheres *your* mouth?
 agger gater: Teabag Just got real
 VoR: Easy on the cream tea please
Image 205145   09-23-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
234
 
 BILL DOOR: @Side Boob THOUGH BIGOTS AND SADISTS ARE RARELY SWAYED BY RATIONAL DISCOURSE IT IS THE DUTY OF ALL RIGHT-THINKING INDIVIDUALS TO AT LEAST MAKE THE ATTEMPT BEFORE STOOPING TO VIOLENCE.
 Side Boob: @BILL DOOR Maybe Candice is a nazi and supports punching kittens.
 BILL DOOR: VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN IS WRONG.
 Amy Housewine: Candice just didn't know when to keep her mouth shut.
 DrinkMixMan: Candice is the number #1 killer of all office buzzes. Together we can find a cure.
Image 205144   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
280
 
 Hosebag: @Dr. Bathroom Da, Uri.
 Dr. Bathroom: A Lada with Kalashnikov tail lights. It could only be more Russian if the car ran on vodka.
 celebgate: The blinkers tell you which side Will be the drive by shooting, how nice.
Image 205143   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
280
 
 iatemyhomework: Happy Thursday, its all downhill from here.
 FireBreathingMarmot: what if climbing hills on a bicycle is invigorating and fun? to me this looks like every day is pretty rad
 apoxia: Monday and Tuesday are my best days. I don't work those days (or Saturday or Sunday!)
 Back Door Dan: Weekdays are a social construct
 DrinkMixMan: So life is just riding around in endless, pointless circles. Got it.
Image 205142   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
252
 
 Science: m&m-ceptioned
 iatemyhomework: @stunt nuts there was another box inside that first packet.
 trelyate: this is like how Reece's peanut butter cups have the wrapper, the paper around the candy, and a little slip of cardboard under it. 2/3's of that shit is unnecessary
 Niels Bohr: In europe this is normality, foods in sealed bags are more hygienic so you Will never see stuff flying around in a cardboard box. The box is there Just to prevent the food from ending up in crumbs during transport and for easier stocking.
Image 205141   09-23-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
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 BILL DOOR: LIFE, UH, FINDS A WAY, EVEN ON THE BATTLEFIELD.
 Amy Housewine: The ol' boneshaker.
 glowstick: Dino skeleton in a wheelchair?
Image 205140   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
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 LKoroton: *SAD* but there is hope
 BILL DOOR: @vape station YOU WOULD TOO IF SOMEONE STOLE THE WHEELS TO YOUR ORANGEMOBILE.
 jochenau: Pssst. Hey kid, wanna buy some citrus?
 DrinkMixMan: @Call Of Pooty orange you glad that's not you?
Image 205139   09-23-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
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 Scoo: Impressive
 Amy Housewine: Fired egg.
 magicmormon: Happy bitchday!
Image 205138   09-23-17   Uploaded by    obama
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