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268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

268399  addend: (Stops texting. Resumes regular life.)

268401  addend: @Knice That's exactly what the deer said. Right on topic.

268408  Air Biscuit: *sneaks up in parking lot and sticks an F sticker on there...

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 Hosebag: @Dr. Bathroom Da, Uri.
 Dr. Bathroom: A Lada with Kalashnikov tail lights. It could only be more Russian if the car ran on vodka.
 celebgate: The blinkers tell you which side Will be the drive by shooting, how nice.
Image 205143   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
280
 
 iatemyhomework: Happy Thursday, its all downhill from here.
 FireBreathingMarmot: what if climbing hills on a bicycle is invigorating and fun? to me this looks like every day is pretty rad
 apoxia: Monday and Tuesday are my best days. I don't work those days (or Saturday or Sunday!)
 Back Door Dan: Weekdays are a social construct
 DrinkMixMan: So life is just riding around in endless, pointless circles. Got it.
Image 205142   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
252
 
 Science: m&m-ceptioned
 iatemyhomework: @stunt nuts there was another box inside that first packet.
 trelyate: this is like how Reece's peanut butter cups have the wrapper, the paper around the candy, and a little slip of cardboard under it. 2/3's of that shit is unnecessary
 Niels Bohr: In europe this is normality, foods in sealed bags are more hygienic so you Will never see stuff flying around in a cardboard box. The box is there Just to prevent the food from ending up in crumbs during transport and for easier stocking.
Image 205141   09-23-17   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
598
 
 BILL DOOR: LIFE, UH, FINDS A WAY, EVEN ON THE BATTLEFIELD.
 Amy Housewine: The ol' boneshaker.
 glowstick: Dino skeleton in a wheelchair?
Image 205140   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
441
 
 LKoroton: *SAD* but there is hope
 BILL DOOR: @vape station YOU WOULD TOO IF SOMEONE STOLE THE WHEELS TO YOUR ORANGEMOBILE.
 jochenau: Pssst. Hey kid, wanna buy some citrus?
 DrinkMixMan: @Call Of Pooty orange you glad that's not you?
Image 205139   09-23-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
364
 
 Scoo: Impressive
 Amy Housewine: Fired egg.
 magicmormon: Happy bitchday!
Image 205138   09-23-17   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
406
 
 jazzjunkie: Best. Christmas. EVER!
 wolfpk: Her secret to longevity is never stop the party!
 Dresdenkeogh: @BILL DOOR some song about a hedge hog
 BILL DOOR: NANNY OGG GETS INTO THE SPIRIT OF HOGSWATCH MORE THAN MOST.
 AceOfSpades: Precioussssssss
 Mr. Butt: Burn the city!
Image 205137   09-23-17   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
278
 
 Spazstatic: There's no such thing as bad publicity.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Arrested by the dream police.
Image 205136   09-23-17   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
100
 
 Science: @CheezGrater: I used to like to lay my head in the wheel of a 5-ton truck. It was super comfy. I slept through a fire mission once.
 trelyate: I think he's sad because he accidentally locked his only chair in the cage and can't get it back
 Gomi Day: deffo sleeping. i've napped in a similar fashion. it's comfier than it looks.
 Amy Housewine: He's halfway through demonstrating that you have to conceal your head for the camoflauge to work properly. A second after this photo was taken, his head was tucked and he completely disappeared from view.
 XLY: @Scoo Time out?
 DrinkMixMan: Maybe he's a squad leader inspecting his privates.
 MylesX: @Hokie333 From the way the head is resting on his arms I think he's Just sleeping
 Hokie333: Maybe he's meditating. Maybe he's sad because he's not authorized. Some context, please?
 Scoo: The fuck is this!?
Image 205135   09-23-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
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 Hosebag: hello..Hello..HELLO!!!!
 FireBreathingMarmot: pretty solid plan to break in until they remembered they still can't operate the latch without hands.
 Borkf: Andy's Borkfhol.
 Amy Housewine: Heeeeeeeeeere's Cerberus!
 XLY: good good and good
 fridaynight: Vanilla, chocolate and caramel
 piranharama: White, milk and dark
Image 205134   09-23-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
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