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221266  Dr Awkward: Something something "hare-abyte"

221285  Relp: You mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito!

221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

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221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?



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 FireBreathingMarmot: Thanks, Sincerity Bear. Here, have a bag of marshmallows.
 Teechur: @DangitBobby @marxist @Ulillillia I heard Mr. Narwhal's voice from Elf.
 Prostata: helping bear
 Felicity: Aw, thanks, bear. I needed to hear that. :-)
 Wet farts: Hey listen. I know you're busy but I just wanted to tell you that you're an idiot ok?
 Ulillillia: @marxist I read it with a Russian accent
 a robot: I mean this is pretty nice advice actually.
 tib gubb: Sancho the self-esteem bear
 DangitBobby: I heard it in Navi voice
Image 205054   09-22-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
219
 
 Hosebag: @tib gubb Hey, I'm a member of DAM. Mothers Against Dyslexia.
 square44: *syyyyp* mmmm, mathy
 tib gubb: sorry about your dsylexia
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I'll have none that.
Image 205053   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
278
 
 piranharama: Squirrel is peeing right NOW
 savvoy: Yeah, squirrels look all cute and fluffy but they have claws that sink right in to tree bark, and no compunction about using them to climb you
 Hosebag: @Felicity I'm completely serious, this was our first date. We met online. Our kids are now 16 and 14. :)
 Felicity: @Hosebag So thats how you met? :-)
 Hosebag: My now wife tried this. Squirrel jumped right on her face and sunk his chompers in. Be careful dude.
 Felicity: @wolfpk Because Canadian squirrels have black fur?
 wolfpk: That's clearly an American squirrel. (I let you figure out what I mean)
 Shay: Squirrel farts to the face is a sign of bad luck.
Image 205052   09-22-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
328
 
 Robespierre: @t48 Does your dad say "Okeley Dokely" all the time as well?
 Robespierre: What; from OtterPops' limited edition "Abject Depression" series of flavours?
 Sadbot: @t48 If he wanted to take up locksmithing, it could be the Otter Pop and Locks
 t48: My dad wanted to open a business that sold exclusively Otter Pops and call it the Otterpopatorium.
Image 205051   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Image 205050 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

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Score:
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 DangitBobby: @Robespierre now that you mention it they look like Ninja's (from Die Antwoord) tats
 piranharama: I've heard of dudes that get a tattoo drawn by their kids every year. It's adorable and sweet af, though he looks like a family refrigerator.
 Felicity: Bonus rads if hes some kind of tough biker
 wolfpk: He was a sleep, the kids had sharpies, the rest is history.
 Robespierre: The King of Jailhouse Tattoos struts his stuff.
 El hefe: Didn't know Don Hertzfelt was doin tats
 Mr Shifty: Good old Leigh Francis!
 Shay: He lets his kids do his tattoos.
 DangitBobby: Not enough dickbutts
Image 205049   09-22-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
431
 
 Niels Bohr: @Robespierre you can tell Susan just isn't into it.
 Felicity: I will throw in a Rue McClanahan autographed butt-print if you stop using hyphens as em-dashes
 Not A Bot: what's interesting is that the person who wrote the caption assumed that because he's wearing a dress, he MUST be a girl
 Robespierre: Lazy Susan porn is weird.
 ChubbyBuddy: ok well thanks bud nice doing business with you bye *shaking fist* hey get back here you shyster this is CHEESE ravioli
Image 205048   09-22-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
240
 
 DangitBobby: @square44 Independence Day needs moar dakka
 square44: Independence Day though? Go ahead and open up.
 Felicity: ...Spinning Mirrored Coffee Table, Spinning Round
 Shay: But what goes down, must come up?
 Air Biscuit: That license plate has a suspicious amount of 2s in it...
 DangitBobby: I'd guess Detroit, but I'm sure they gave up on PSAs decades ago.
Image 205047   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
230
 
 Felicity: Its for the cat, so they have somewhere to sit while they watch you poo
 Robespierre: The total package.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: love those bathroom conversations
Image 205046   09-22-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
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 BILL DOOR: IT REALLY IS.
 PenguinBartender: Yeah, it's best to steer clear of the Shakeys in Silent Hill.
 namaste: @Felicity lolol!
 Chest Rockwell: @canada This looks like the one in Renton, WA
 Felicity: So many things are rad about this. The cold grey weather (my favourite). The retro fonts and logo. The colours of the sign. The mention of pizza.
 a robot: God damn, I haven't seen a Shakey's since about 1993.....even as I kid I thought it was awful. Sub Chuck-E-Cheese even.
 Air Biscuit: Pizza massage!
 grizzly: @canada they do. Mostly in California and Hawai'i.
Image 205045   09-22-17   Uploaded by    burritos
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