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221582  Sharkface: George Lucas dialogue as theological measuring stick? Brilliant!!

221565  a sedated moose: @Coolguy me too, but I think it says something to the effect of "exercise for the Fifth Element / film" down the right hand side of it. (In took Spanish in highschool, not French.)

221450  wolfpk: But mostly your mind; I'm a zombie.

221451  wolfpk: I suspected the farmet next door is using GMO pineapples.

221582  Amiga 1000: I've always loved that "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.

221569  Dan Tagonistic: This is why I prefer cats tbh

221574  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue

221558  Dan Tagonistic: Facitse jam

221460  wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"

221579  frankie: "Turns out I have herpes you might want to get tested" -Cinderella

221559  Shay: The horror....the horror....

221480  wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.

221566  Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur

221579  skittles: Sorry kid, you need to be at least 24 inches for this ride.

221543  Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.

221568  Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

221570  Ulillillia: Reptilians

221577  edgarallendoh: Two girls... Two cups?

221568  Scoo: Later, pooplords!

221516  wolfpk: Sorry brony

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221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221542 wolfpk: How much do you want to bet that building is a Wal-Mart

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221407 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221433 UnknownSample: "We've gotta do it tonight guys. The revolution will begin with us"



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 Robespierre: @Mr Shifty My origin story continues from its place of origin to a South Asian country at the age of nine, and carried on in the general vicinity until I was on the verge 15, when we relocated to the USA. I've been fascinated with the most lowbrow aspects of pop culture ever since. And you can't get much more lowbrow that ShamWOW Vince, I'll tell you hwut.
 Mr Shifty: @Robespierre My origin story starts in a South East Asian country... Doesn't involve that crazy place at all (thankfully).
 Robespierre: @Mr Shifty Let me remind you: *Ahem* ... Hi, this is Vince for ShamWOW...
 Mr Shifty: @Robespierre Vinnie?
 Mr Shifty: Sweet fucking jesus! That's her 'present'?
 Robespierre: @ShamWOW Who's to say it isn't, Vince ... may I call you Vince?
 WTF: I'm terrified by the thought of what the 'present' under that tree looks like.
 Yurishiro: Thanks for the fucking nightmares
Image 205010   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
500
 
 Felicity: Yeah? Now you do
 WaffleIron: Poor Bojack.
 Shay: Happy 30th anniversary Full House.
 Yurishiro: Get off your ass once in a while
 WTF: What an ass!
Image 205009   09-22-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
236
 
 Donut: I said poop. Ha ha.
 VoR: Me aggro gating now. Hahaha.
 Sadbot: Not my face, I'm no wang-nosed Ted Cruz looking monstrosity
 Yurishiro: hahaha
 funny in the wall: I've never written any of these things
 Not A Bot: Good dog. Bad dog.
Image 205008   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
464
 
 Christina: @Air Biscuit Relieved. I think I would get dizzy with all that turning and orbiting.
 Air Biscuit: @Christina how would you feel if someone told you that youre not a planet?
 Christina: BTW, Pluto is not a planet.
 Christina: Plain earth does not combine with heliocentrism.
Image 205007   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
288
 
 Yurishiro: @Amy Housewine you beat me to it
 VoR: Does it go under the 710 lid?
 Amy Housewine: Eyedrops, presumably.
 Robespierre: From Amazon's "Garage Essentials" section - a bargain at $49.95 (with Prime).
Image 205006   09-22-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
620
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Osiris: that was spectacular.
 Yurishiro: The croods approve
 Robespierre: Piranhas Of The Skies!
Image 205005   09-22-17   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
350
 
 Fancy Clown: "Hack the planet!"
 piranharama: @Felicity Leave your brain at home and it is an amazingly fun film. So camp and so fun! As I recall the movie's website got hacked when it was released...
 Felicity: A surprisingly good movie
 Air Biscuit: @bug @Shay i thought they all wore black skimasks so you cant recognize them while they steal your datas.
 Butcherboy: Pen Gillette was in it too I think
 Shay: @bug As opposed to black hoodie wearing wastes of space wearing V For Vendetta masks? I concur to that.
 Greifer: lol Hackers... good ol times
 FabricMan: @Shay It's Johnny Lee Miller, playing the main protagonist "Crash Override" (lol). You may also remember him from Trainspotting
 bug: I want to live in a world where hackers look like this.
 charlemagne: save by the bell tried to entice screech back, but they were already too late
 Shay: @Gazden It's called "Hackers", came out in the mid 90's. Yes that's Angelina, the tall mofo is Matthew Lillard from Scream and SLC Punk, and I think that's James van der Bek at the far right.
 Waffletron: The Martians are NOT coming to save the earth sorry...
Image 205004   09-22-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
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 Robespierre: @Yurishiro There IS a @Waffletron, yes. But there is only ONE @WaffleIron.
 Yurishiro: @WaffleIron @Waffletron Wait... So you aren't the same person!!! I was wondering why waffleiron was yellow now!!!
 WaffleIron: ...*squinty eyes*
 Christina: @Waffletron That would explain the whitish aspect.
 Yurishiro: @Waffletron I disagree.
 Waffletron: @Yurishiro I think this would work better if parents celebrated the positive side of thier child's differences instead of judging and labelling thier child.
 Amy Housewine: The best twist would be if the kid turned out to be a robot with no parents at all.
 Robespierre: Baby. Everything is alright. Uptight. Plain outtasite.
 Yurishiro: @Waffletron I disagree.
 Waffletron: I think this would work better if instead of the last two panels, the twist was, mommy died giving birth to you, son. And ghosts n shit. Yeah.
Image 205003   09-22-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
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 Felicity: Why is the stem of the glass bent? Are doritos that heavy?
 Air Biscuit: Aww man o gotta go play halo 4 now.
 Prostata: i threw up in my mouth a little bit
 addend: Out of frame: A big bowl of tortilla chips that split apart.
 Waffletron: Do the dew!
Image 205002   09-22-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
437
 
 Mr Shifty: That's a nice 'I shouldn't even exist'.
 Yurishiro: @not i spy the Best kind of cute!
 Waffletron: "No I don't think you are listening because I said stop being such a freak"
Image 205001   09-22-17   Uploaded by    icloud
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