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210458  skittles: What's the status update? Did he pull through?

210500  WaffleIron: The busiest beaver.

210502  WaffleIron: I most certainly did!

210482  WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$

210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

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210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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 Robespierre: @Yurishiro There IS a @Waffletron, yes. But there is only ONE @WaffleIron.
 Yurishiro: @WaffleIron @Waffletron Wait... So you aren't the same person!!! I was wondering why waffleiron was yellow now!!!
 WaffleIron: ...*squinty eyes*
 Christina: @Waffletron That would explain the whitish aspect.
 Yurishiro: @Waffletron I disagree.
 Waffletron: @Yurishiro I think this would work better if parents celebrated the positive side of thier child's differences instead of judging and labelling thier child.
 Amy Housewine: The best twist would be if the kid turned out to be a robot with no parents at all.
 Robespierre: Baby. Everything is alright. Uptight. Plain outtasite.
 Yurishiro: @Waffletron I disagree.
 Waffletron: I think this would work better if instead of the last two panels, the twist was, mommy died giving birth to you, son. And ghosts n shit. Yeah.
Image 205003   09-22-17   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
256
 
 Felicity: Why is the stem of the glass bent? Are doritos that heavy?
 Air Biscuit: Aww man o gotta go play halo 4 now.
 Prostata: i threw up in my mouth a little bit
 addend: Out of frame: A big bowl of tortilla chips that split apart.
 Waffletron: Do the dew!
Image 205002   09-22-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
437
 
 Mr Shifty: That's a nice 'I shouldn't even exist'.
 Yurishiro: @not i spy the Best kind of cute!
 Waffletron: "No I don't think you are listening because I said stop being such a freak"
Image 205001   09-22-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
213
 
 Christina: Not comfy.
 Waffletron: "If you want to smoke you'll have to sit outside." *sits outside*
Image 205000   09-22-17   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
461
 
 BILL DOOR: I FEEL I SHOULD LITIGATE.
 Donut: Nekocon! Yay!
 Felicity: Remember that one scene in /Scrooged/?
 Not A Bot: lol, "scepter"
 Christina: Best BSOD cosplay ever!
 Amy Housewine: I think this actually happened in Doctor Who.
 Ulillillia: TV IS NICE.
 Mad Collager: Replace the monitor with a spinning beach ball and you'll scare the crap out of anybody with a computer.
 Waffletron: CATS ARE NICE
Image 204999   09-22-17   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
313
 
 Shay: Feels good mang.
 Yurishiro: CCaptain"Captain, she's releasing an enormous quantity of energy! She's going to explode!!"
Image 204998   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
135
 
 Robespierre: Christ ... it's a rerun of that Beavis & Butthead episode from the other day.
 Side Boob: I am a meat popsicle
 Waffletron: No, sorry. I'm just a morphine suppository.
 Ulillillia: Still wish you were a beer!
 Fred fredson: @Cyka Yeah pass like gravy...ugh after grog bog...
Image 204997   09-22-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
364
 
 piranharama: @ppr4 This comment blew my brain apart, +1
 Mr Shifty: Same. Managed to destroy 3 marriages like that.
 Amy Housewine: They integrated till they disintegated.
 Robespierre: LITERALLY.
 Yam: More like what a way to come, amirite?
 funny in the wall: Isn't that a normal tree shrew thing?
 Waffletron: @Ulillillia 'but I won't do that'
 Waffletron: @Yurishiro Last time I discredited scientific sounding rhetoric because of the use of a word, the word was lmao.
 Yurishiro: @Ulillillia ... Cause it's the only thing I wanna do...
 Ulillillia: And I'm gonna keep on loving you...
 Yurishiro: Whenever you read disintegrated on a "scientific" article, it's probably fake
 Waffletron: Newly discovered? Ive been known to the scientific community for decades!
 Fred fredson: Same
Image 204996   09-22-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
602
 
 Felicity: Generally when someone does that its because they needed volunteers to do it, so lets acknowledge his service to others.
 Amy Housewine: That's a decent number of chairs, though. Be fair.
 jochenau: This hits me right in the ego. Man, I'm a dork sometimes.
 Yurishiro: Gets defined worthless human being instead.
 Robespierre: Now, THIS is real news!
 Fred fredson: I'd be more impressed at how many times he can fold a piece of paper
Image 204995   09-22-17   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
100
 
 DrinkMixMan: They have phones in BOOTHS now???
 Butcherboy: For short calls
 Fred fredson: @WaffleIron it's a common misconception that @ethernet is blue, personally I make him yellow if I'm using him for CCTV, green for PA, pink for lighting control.., blue for good old fashioned data...
 WaffleIron: @ethernet : I thought you just trailed a long blue cable everywhere you went.
Image 204994   09-22-17   Uploaded by    skatermario
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