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210118  WTF: Who do they think I am, the President?

209988  DarkTeddy: Thanks! It was mostly because the guy teaching was 70 years old and just wrote formulas down on the overhead. @funny in the wall

210118  Dr Awkward: Sorry, this Heiny is warm and flat :/

210107  Dr Awkward: @ignatz I think these posters have the same translator as #210116

210117  Dr Awkward: Graze hair? Your mom eats hair?!

210116  Knice: "Comfortable positionburger" is my go-to sex move.

210097  Dr Awkward: Libraries like this turn me on.

210122  big butt bum: This kid is going places Latvia.

210102  Dr Awkward: Let's keep the University of Colorado out of your trunk

210114  Yurishiro: This is getting out of hand.

210117  Yurishiro: Who doesn't like a good sausage pizza.

210097  Yurishiro: @Christina NERD. JK I love books too.

210112  Urn BooUrn: Dawwww, he needs a ramp to get in.

210109  Yurishiro: @chhumphrey In fact, my comment was about the sticker when it was put on. Written word stands there longer than us, who put that sticker might even be dead who knows. Almost everything marks a point in time, not a continuum.

210116  Christina: Instructions unclear: burger stuck in small round hole.

210123  Black Jesus: Shut UP, Dee!

210075  Christina: Brains...

210094  wolfpk: Culprit #210092

210071  Korrok: Kinky...

210123  Rembo Prundus: Who's that asshole that jumped on his back?

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210107 Dr Awkward: @ignatz I think these posters have the same translator as #210116

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls

210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

210003 Mr Bleak: @KEKOEKEOEK "... but a shitload of insects got mashed to paste."

209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)

209988 funny in the wall: @DarkTeddy If you're interested, check out this book: amazon.com/Physical-Chemistry-Molecular-Donald-McQuarrie/dp/…. It's a good middle of the road PChem text. If you want something more challenging, check out this one: amazon.com/Matter-Equilibrium-Statistical-Mechanics-Thermodynamics/dp/0195147499/…. There's no reason pchem should be easy



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Score:
364
 
 piranharama: @ppr4 This comment blew my brain apart, +1
 Mr Shifty: Same. Managed to destroy 3 marriages like that.
 Amy Housewine: They integrated till they disintegated.
 Robespierre: LITERALLY.
 Yam: More like what a way to come, amirite?
 funny in the wall: Isn't that a normal tree shrew thing?
 Waffletron: @Ulillillia 'but I won't do that'
 Waffletron: @Yurishiro Last time I discredited scientific sounding rhetoric because of the use of a word, the word was lmao.
 Yurishiro: @Ulillillia ... Cause it's the only thing I wanna do...
 Ulillillia: And I'm gonna keep on loving you...
 Yurishiro: Whenever you read disintegrated on a "scientific" article, it's probably fake
 Waffletron: Newly discovered? Ive been known to the scientific community for decades!
 Fred fredson: Same
Image 204996   09-22-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
602
 
 Felicity: Generally when someone does that its because they needed volunteers to do it, so lets acknowledge his service to others.
 Amy Housewine: That's a decent number of chairs, though. Be fair.
 jochenau: This hits me right in the ego. Man, I'm a dork sometimes.
 Yurishiro: Gets defined worthless human being instead.
 Robespierre: Now, THIS is real news!
 Fred fredson: I'd be more impressed at how many times he can fold a piece of paper
Image 204995   09-22-17   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
100
 
 DrinkMixMan: They have phones in BOOTHS now???
 Butcherboy: For short calls
 Fred fredson: @WaffleIron it's a common misconception that @ethernet is blue, personally I make him yellow if I'm using him for CCTV, green for PA, pink for lighting control.., blue for good old fashioned data...
 WaffleIron: @ethernet : I thought you just trailed a long blue cable everywhere you went.
Image 204994   09-22-17   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
407
 
 Felicity: Which shift?
 bug: They ran out of letter Ts.
 Yurishiro: Get schwifty!
 Waffletron: Every pirate ship ever
 Ulillillia: Shifty ass-crew
 Fred fredson: Willing to take a 'pocket transaction'
Image 204993   09-22-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
246
 
 Mad Collager: Of course, in some school districts, the display is full of guns. :(
 Waffletron: There's something fucking wrong with me where my eye is drawn to the ceiling in this image. That's what I do for a living is install shit on the ceilings of places like target and Coles...
 Ulillillia: "I Will Cut You"
 Yurishiro: Mexico supermarkets are weird.
Image 204992   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
765
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm not going near his thermal exhaust port.
 addend: (Misses exit... again.)
 Waffletron: @Waffletron that's good as my onomatopoeic Doppler effect gets.
 Waffletron: Mmmmerrrrauooooooo
 Fred fredson: Damn, just as my coil's reaching the green line.
 XLY: What a PITA to keep clean, but its better than Vader and is cape billowing out everywhere.
 Yurishiro: Later sithlords!
Image 204991   09-22-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Image 204990 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Pingu IRL. Boo, Pingu IRL.
Score:
529
 
 ArchStanton: Oh hi Penelope.
 Felicity: NIELSEN BROTHERS. THE CARPET PEOPLE [nightmare-fuel grin]
 LancesLeftNut: A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig." The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck." He says, "I was talking to the duck."
 fanny: oh god.
 Fred fredson: She seems nice
 Yurishiro: She's a pig.
Image 204989   09-22-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
237
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Ulillillia the Freaky Friday remake we all deserve to see
 jazzjunkie: What's the fuss? A uniformed Marine can't hold an umbrella for his Commander in Chief without people getting judgy?
 hajjpodge: @Ulillillia More like they're all part of the same Old Boys' club.
 Felicity: Its one of the perquisites of having the job
 Felicity: Its one of the perquisites of having the job
 Ulillillia: @hajjpodge Current president and last president switched places? :O
 hajjpodge: @fanny Wall Street has him for now. ;)
 fanny: i miss you so much :(
 Ulillillia: Yuge if true
Image 204988   09-22-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
317
 
 XLY: "What are you going to do? Cut me?" - Man Cutted
 some guy : "Securrity!"
 Fred fredson: "And you will thank me for it"
Image 204987   09-22-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
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