Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



221582  Sharkface: George Lucas dialogue as theological measuring stick? Brilliant!!

221565  a sedated moose: @Coolguy me too, but I think it says something to the effect of "exercise for the Fifth Element / film" down the right hand side of it. (In took Spanish in highschool, not French.)

221450  wolfpk: But mostly your mind; I'm a zombie.

221451  wolfpk: I suspected the farmet next door is using GMO pineapples.

221582  Amiga 1000: I've always loved that "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.

221569  Dan Tagonistic: This is why I prefer cats tbh

221574  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue

221558  Dan Tagonistic: Facitse jam

221460  wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"

221579  frankie: "Turns out I have herpes you might want to get tested" -Cinderella

221559  Shay: The horror....the horror....

221480  wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.

221566  Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur

221579  skittles: Sorry kid, you need to be at least 24 inches for this ride.

221543  Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.

221568  Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

221570  Ulillillia: Reptilians

221577  edgarallendoh: Two girls... Two cups?

221568  Scoo: Later, pooplords!

221516  wolfpk: Sorry brony

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Robespierre
2. Felicity
3. Shay
4. Ulillillia
5. Yurishiro
6. furneim
7. carpwoman
8. tib gubb
9. Nope
10. Hosebag



The top ten most commented-on images today:

221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221433 UnknownSample: "We've gotta do it tonight guys. The revolution will begin with us"

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221502 E. HONDA: A truly unforgettable moment in history

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221407 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

qazwsx uploaded 221152 (981 points)
catsanddogs uploaded 221275 (872 points)
highdra uploaded 221459 (861 points)
seahawks uploaded 221255 (778 points)
butt poop uploaded 221266 (777 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 221307 (768 points)
sassysass uploaded 221206 (762 points)
Liar tuck uploaded 221346 (756 points)
winwolf uploaded 221304 (749 points)
apoxia uploaded 221080 (748 points)
trees uploaded 221164 (728 points)
Dominus Umbrae uploaded 221103 (724 points)
ColdHotCool uploaded 221056 (709 points)
jazzjunkie uploaded 221296 (700 points)
apoxia uploaded 221061 (698 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. hat thrab: 4759 points
 2. apoxia: 2919 points
 3. Amy Housewine: 2161 points
 4. robford: 2157 points
 5. Robespierre: 1923 points
 6. Side Boob: 1582 points
 7. Bu7Z: 1507 points
 8. winwolf: 1456 points
 9. E. HONDA: 1439 points
10. jazzjunkie: 1407 points
11. filthylaw: 1362 points
12. seahawks: 1342 points
13. Gallifrasian: 1304 points
14. ColdHotCool: 1241 points
15. logan: 1218 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: NoOneImportant.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 385
Registered users online in past hour: 2275

Average image score (last 24 hours): 236

Total number of comments: 1195659
Total number of images: 221551



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 100843
XP needed for green ranking: 41580
XP needed for yellow ranking: 8664

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
364
 
 piranharama: @ppr4 This comment blew my brain apart, +1
 Mr Shifty: Same. Managed to destroy 3 marriages like that.
 Amy Housewine: They integrated till they disintegated.
 Robespierre: LITERALLY.
 Yam: More like what a way to come, amirite?
 funny in the wall: Isn't that a normal tree shrew thing?
 Waffletron: @Ulillillia 'but I won't do that'
 Waffletron: @Yurishiro Last time I discredited scientific sounding rhetoric because of the use of a word, the word was lmao.
 Yurishiro: @Ulillillia ... Cause it's the only thing I wanna do...
 Ulillillia: And I'm gonna keep on loving you...
 Yurishiro: Whenever you read disintegrated on a "scientific" article, it's probably fake
 Waffletron: Newly discovered? Ive been known to the scientific community for decades!
 Fred fredson: Same
Image 204996   09-22-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
602
 
 Felicity: Generally when someone does that its because they needed volunteers to do it, so lets acknowledge his service to others.
 Amy Housewine: That's a decent number of chairs, though. Be fair.
 jochenau: This hits me right in the ego. Man, I'm a dork sometimes.
 Yurishiro: Gets defined worthless human being instead.
 Robespierre: Now, THIS is real news!
 Fred fredson: I'd be more impressed at how many times he can fold a piece of paper
Image 204995   09-22-17   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
100
 
 DrinkMixMan: They have phones in BOOTHS now???
 Butcherboy: For short calls
 Fred fredson: @WaffleIron it's a common misconception that @ethernet is blue, personally I make him yellow if I'm using him for CCTV, green for PA, pink for lighting control.., blue for good old fashioned data...
 WaffleIron: @ethernet : I thought you just trailed a long blue cable everywhere you went.
Image 204994   09-22-17   Uploaded by    skatermario
Score:
407
 
 Felicity: Which shift?
 bug: They ran out of letter Ts.
 Yurishiro: Get schwifty!
 Waffletron: Every pirate ship ever
 Ulillillia: Shifty ass-crew
 Fred fredson: Willing to take a 'pocket transaction'
Image 204993   09-22-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
246
 
 Mad Collager: Of course, in some school districts, the display is full of guns. :(
 Waffletron: There's something fucking wrong with me where my eye is drawn to the ceiling in this image. That's what I do for a living is install shit on the ceilings of places like target and Coles...
 Ulillillia: "I Will Cut You"
 Yurishiro: Mexico supermarkets are weird.
Image 204992   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
765
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm not going near his thermal exhaust port.
 addend: (Misses exit... again.)
 Waffletron: @Waffletron that's good as my onomatopoeic Doppler effect gets.
 Waffletron: Mmmmerrrrauooooooo
 Fred fredson: Damn, just as my coil's reaching the green line.
 XLY: What a PITA to keep clean, but its better than Vader and is cape billowing out everywhere.
 Yurishiro: Later sithlords!
Image 204991   09-22-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Image 204990 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Pingu IRL. You have brought shame on us, Pingu IRL.
Score:
529
 
 ArchStanton: Oh hi Penelope.
 Felicity: NIELSEN BROTHERS. THE CARPET PEOPLE [nightmare-fuel grin]
 LancesLeftNut: A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig." The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck." He says, "I was talking to the duck."
 fanny: oh god.
 Fred fredson: She seems nice
 Yurishiro: She's a pig.
Image 204989   09-22-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
237
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Ulillillia the Freaky Friday remake we all deserve to see
 jazzjunkie: What's the fuss? A uniformed Marine can't hold an umbrella for his Commander in Chief without people getting judgy?
 hajjpodge: @Ulillillia More like they're all part of the same Old Boys' club.
 Felicity: Its one of the perquisites of having the job
 Felicity: Its one of the perquisites of having the job
 Ulillillia: @hajjpodge Current president and last president switched places? :O
 hajjpodge: @fanny Wall Street has him for now. ;)
 fanny: i miss you so much :(
 Ulillillia: Yuge if true
Image 204988   09-22-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
317
 
 XLY: "What are you going to do? Cut me?" - Man Cutted
 some guy : "Securrity!"
 Fred fredson: "And you will thank me for it"
Image 204987   09-22-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
Page 1 ... 1653 1654 1655 1656 1657 1658 1659 ... 22155 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.