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210500  WaffleIron: The busiest beaver.

210502  WaffleIron: I most certainly did!

210482  WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$

210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

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3. Dr Awkward
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5. Christina
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210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young



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rockkstar uploaded 210382 (677 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (672 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
cybeq uploaded 209985 (664 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
flying sheep uploaded 210420 (661 points)
carlin uploaded 210291 (658 points)
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10. Religion X: 1084 points
11. FarmerWalk: 1073 points
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Score:
769
 
 Yurishiro: @Meow Well it explains your name
 Meow: What does it say about me that I care more about this cat than I do about most people?
 Ulillillia: @Fred fredson Your people are nice.
 Fred fredson: What is this 'lolcats', my people are not to be lol'd at.
 Sadbot: Finally, the attention of fickle internet losers I so crave
 Not A Bot: Well water does conduct electricity so it makes sense
 Yurishiro: Sad but right depict of juvenile life today, without the happy ending.
Image 204985   09-22-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
378
 
 jochenau: "We want to name our child Ryan, but we also want people to confuse his name with synthetic fabrics. What should we do?"
 Robespierre: @qazwsx Lash him with your tongue, not mine.
 Side Boob: So, to sum up, "Didn't realize there would be consequences for my actions"
Image 204984   09-22-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
422
 
 Felicity: I want you to know you are *not* an idiot. OK, carry on
 Robespierre: "Hi, neighbor. Can I borrow a cup of dish detergent, please?"
 a robot: Yes hello do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior Gentle Ben?
Image 204983   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
380
 
 Meow: At least shes sexy-cosplaying a sexy character. Better than scantily clad pikachu
 charlemagne: wouldn't even look at me back at school? now I build death robots for the military cassandra. death robots
 someguy: Cosplayers probably do need forcefields.
 tib gubb: I'm so glad that I managed to work myself out of hover-hand level of sexual anxiety
 Fred fredson: Lollipop chainsaw something something
Image 204982   09-22-17   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
451
 
 Mr Shifty: Yeah, I had a filly cheesesnake, so fucking what? Gonna call the Sandwich Police?
 sparename: BOLO for the tuna sandwich named 'Kevin'
 Whatever: Out looking for the Hamburglar and the Noid
 dangerkeith3000: They don't have guns. They have croissants.
 Bluetocracy: They said it was cheesy, but I'm telling you, someone had some serious beef over that bread.
 tib gubb: that's a 12-86 ham without mustard. step on it.
 Mexico: They're following the hambulance to the scene of the accident.
 Side Boob: You have the right to mayonnaise. If you cannot afford mayonnaise, a few packets will be given to you free of charge.
 Yurishiro: @a robot I wonder what rights will they read you
 a robot: They'll arrest anyone who says a hotdog is a sandwich
 Yurishiro: Someone needs a tuna salad MOVE PEOPLE
Image 204981   09-22-17   Uploaded by    AggroSkater
Score:
772
 
 Mr Shifty: Bit less able and with wine to be honest!
 Prostata: yep. Except with less hair.
 Hyphae: I see. A sordid career in taxidermy, it is, then!
 dangerkeith3000: I hope I'm that content in the future.
 Bluetocracy: I see my future clearly, now.
 Niels Bohr: We should all be so lucky.
 Urn BooUrn: Also sharing a drink with Kind Larry David.
 Mr. Shine: Sharing a drink with Stubborn Jeff
 Sadbot: Also getting drunk with skinny Cheney
Image 204980   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
434
 
 charlemagne: you're going home in a fucking ambulance! palistine! palistine! palistine
 Bluetocracy: JDizzle in a box. The music gets them every time.
 Fred fredson: Nah, it's cool, you go jeez. Don't mind me...
Image 204979   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
341
 
 dangerkeith3000: Daniel Madcliffe.
 Yurishiro: Daniel Badcliffe
Image 204978   09-22-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
819
 
 BILL DOOR: @Knice MINE AS WELL.
 Yurishiro: This has KITTENS on it. Seriously you want to break the Score counter??
 Bluetocracy: spoiler alert: they take out the empire and the borg collective for (as) lunch, then they milk the space cows.
 Ulillillia: Felines are pleasant.
 Felicity: /Interview with the Kitten/
 Urn BooUrn: @Christina But the book we don't deserve.
 Knice: TAKE MY MONEY
 Christina: The book we wanted.
Image 204977   09-22-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
587
 
 kornisjon: This nail art fad has gone too far!
 Mr Shifty: Great tattoo bro.
 sparename: "Now to climb me some walls!"
 Not A Bot: French fries are more a peripheral than an expansion pack
 Yurishiro: @luxbu They like heat mostly
Image 204976   09-22-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
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