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221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

221282  goldman sachs: Hey! I know that corner! I live in Yuma too! hahahaha

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221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

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221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)



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Score:
769
 
 Yurishiro: @Meow Well it explains your name
 Meow: What does it say about me that I care more about this cat than I do about most people?
 Ulillillia: @Fred fredson Your people are nice.
 Fred fredson: What is this 'lolcats', my people are not to be lol'd at.
 Sadbot: Finally, the attention of fickle internet losers I so crave
 Not A Bot: Well water does conduct electricity so it makes sense
 Yurishiro: Sad but right depict of juvenile life today, without the happy ending.
Image 204985   09-22-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
378
 
 jochenau: "We want to name our child Ryan, but we also want people to confuse his name with synthetic fabrics. What should we do?"
 Robespierre: @qazwsx Lash him with your tongue, not mine.
 Side Boob: So, to sum up, "Didn't realize there would be consequences for my actions"
Image 204984   09-22-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
422
 
 Felicity: I want you to know you are *not* an idiot. OK, carry on
 Robespierre: "Hi, neighbor. Can I borrow a cup of dish detergent, please?"
 a robot: Yes hello do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior Gentle Ben?
Image 204983   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
380
 
 Meow: At least shes sexy-cosplaying a sexy character. Better than scantily clad pikachu
 charlemagne: wouldn't even look at me back at school? now I build death robots for the military cassandra. death robots
 someguy: Cosplayers probably do need forcefields.
 tib gubb: I'm so glad that I managed to work myself out of hover-hand level of sexual anxiety
 Fred fredson: Lollipop chainsaw something something
Image 204982   09-22-17   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
451
 
 Mr Shifty: Yeah, I had a filly cheesesnake, so fucking what? Gonna call the Sandwich Police?
 sparename: BOLO for the tuna sandwich named 'Kevin'
 Whatever: Out looking for the Hamburglar and the Noid
 dangerkeith3000: They don't have guns. They have croissants.
 Bluetocracy: They said it was cheesy, but I'm telling you, someone had some serious beef over that bread.
 tib gubb: that's a 12-86 ham without mustard. step on it.
 Mexico: They're following the hambulance to the scene of the accident.
 Side Boob: You have the right to mayonnaise. If you cannot afford mayonnaise, a few packets will be given to you free of charge.
 Yurishiro: @a robot I wonder what rights will they read you
 a robot: They'll arrest anyone who says a hotdog is a sandwich
 Yurishiro: Someone needs a tuna salad MOVE PEOPLE
Image 204981   09-22-17   Uploaded by    AggroSkater
Score:
772
 
 Mr Shifty: Bit less able and with wine to be honest!
 Prostata: yep. Except with less hair.
 Hyphae: I see. A sordid career in taxidermy, it is, then!
 dangerkeith3000: I hope I'm that content in the future.
 Bluetocracy: I see my future clearly, now.
 Niels Bohr: We should all be so lucky.
 Urn BooUrn: Also sharing a drink with Kind Larry David.
 Mr. Shine: Sharing a drink with Stubborn Jeff
 Sadbot: Also getting drunk with skinny Cheney
Image 204980   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
459
 
 charlemagne: you're going home in a fucking ambulance! palistine! palistine! palistine
 Bluetocracy: JDizzle in a box. The music gets them every time.
 Fred fredson: Nah, it's cool, you go jeez. Don't mind me...
Image 204979   09-22-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
341
 
 dangerkeith3000: Daniel Madcliffe.
 Yurishiro: Daniel Badcliffe
Image 204978   09-22-17   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
819
 
 BILL DOOR: @Knice MINE AS WELL.
 Yurishiro: This has KITTENS on it. Seriously you want to break the Score counter??
 Bluetocracy: spoiler alert: they take out the empire and the borg collective for (as) lunch, then they milk the space cows.
 Ulillillia: Felines are pleasant.
 Felicity: /Interview with the Kitten/
 Urn BooUrn: @Christina But the book we don't deserve.
 Knice: TAKE MY MONEY
 Christina: The book we wanted.
Image 204977   09-22-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
587
 
 kornisjon: This nail art fad has gone too far!
 Mr Shifty: Great tattoo bro.
 sparename: "Now to climb me some walls!"
 Not A Bot: French fries are more a peripheral than an expansion pack
 Yurishiro: @luxbu They like heat mostly
Image 204976   09-22-17   Uploaded by    digabigpig
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