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257637  Mr. Shine: Suddenly brussel sprouts

257639  Mr. Shine: That's a happy little goblin!

257629  Mr. Shine: Pass!

257662  Mr. Shine: *earth shattering quack*

257636  Not A Bot: In Soviet Russia, bread eats you!

257661  Amy Housewine: Dem eyebrows.

257650  Amy Housewine: pprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp

257662  Amy Housewine: Harbour patrol duck will not stand for smugglers.

257656  VoR: Shame about that wide load truck

257657  VoR: Good god! What did you eat! ?

257468  FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257658  VoR: Eh?

257660  VoR: Ew grey blank space

257661  VoR: I'd buy this.

257651  Side Boob: I'm learning!

257656  Side Boob: @Butcherboy I have the song stuck in my head now :P

257510  FireBreathingMarmot: Livin a lie.

257536  FireBreathingMarmot: Cindy Sherman got a new app

257654  Shay: She moonlights as a thrash metal guitarist at night.

257642  2Berries: @petepuma i saw smile with little boobs, but to each their own

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Knice
5. Shay
6. Whatever
7. dangerkeith3000
8. Amy Housewine
9. a robot
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257634 UltraBeverly: Glen AND Glenda!

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?



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pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)
Watch Out uploaded 257579 (766 points)


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 2. Laree: 6343 points
 3. Shay: 3348 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 3060 points
 5. Amy Housewine: 2914 points
 6. Mr. Shine: 2550 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 9. Scoo: 2302 points
10. CompletelyJoking: 1961 points
11. Side Boob: 1910 points
12. Sharkface: 1796 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1705 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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Score:
741
 
 dad: Makes sense to me.
 BILL DOOR: I LIKE THE WAY THIS CAT APPARENTLY TALKS.
 wolfpk: I once had an American bull dog. One day he was in my back yard and a cat came in my yard. My dog went over to the cat and that cat went total psycho and scratched my dog. My dog would not have hurt it normally. My dog got pissed and grabbed the cat by the head and shook it to death.
 tib gubb: BACK OFF CANINE. I'M BIG!!
 duckfarts: THE DOG IS MADE OUT OF CUCUMBERS
Image 204923   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
156
 
 Prostata: is that a champagne cork?
 Chest Rockwell: Clean your bathroom.
 apoxia: Hair dye day. The struggle is real.
 BavidDowie: Try the powerwasher, then the flamethrower.
 Whatever: Another Republican health care plan is delivered to its eagerly awaiting fanboys
 Annoying Vegan : Diva Cup is awesome, but there is a learning curve.
 Dreforian: Aw dangit dropped another scented candle.
 Butcherboy: First time with a straight razor?
Image 204922   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
513
 
 XLY: what the... this isn't the jagainu-kun I know and love
 duckfarts: [ROARING INTENSIFIES]
Image 204921   09-21-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Image 204920 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by killme. You have brought shame on us, killme.
Score:
314
 
 kornisjon: Are they not a bit old for rumspringa?
 wolfpk: @BavidDowie If you want to piss one of them off, ask them cash or credit.
 wolfpk: I live near a large Amish and Mennonite community; this is a very common site for me.
 BavidDowie: How do you keep an Amish woman happy? Send her 3 Mennonite.
 BavidDowie: @ChubbyBuddy Amish deal in CASH ONLY. Suckers are loaded!
 ChubbyBuddy: sorry sir we can't accept corn husk dolls as payment
 Psymon: Come, Jermiah, 'tis Signature Brisket time.
 a robot: "We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise"
 deeeeeeeez: Things Hardees employees wished you knew ( but realized you didn't care because every job has certain things that suck)
Image 204919   09-21-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
434
 
 Not A Bot: Better hose off that trampoline before the kids get here.
 jochenau: Could probably just have done with the first panel...
Image 204918   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
223
 
 DrinkMixMan: how precious
Image 204917   09-21-17   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
667
 
 BILL DOOR: @pawsies ABSOLUTELY.
 Annoying Vegan : @pawsies All fur ones know this, and are using it to plot humanity's eventual demise.
 duckfarts: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 ThoughtlessGentleman: no means no! getcha hand off muh ass!
 piranharama: @pawsies Absolutely. It's the only explanation for how smug they are
Image 204916   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
182
 
 sparename: " # ... Plucked her eyebrows on the way, Shaved her legs, Put a new cover on the phone, then he was a she.. # "
 courtney: Before and after
 Mr. Butt: Thank you for putting a shirt on.
 Peach: I'd be happy to be this cute in even a single gender, but two!? Now you're just showing off.
Image 204915   09-21-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
480
 
 Jorp Lulter: Separated at birth?
 Dreforian: I feel a kinship with Sandy that I can't explain...
Image 204914   09-21-17   Uploaded by    static xyz
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