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210482  WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$

210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

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210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
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Score:
204
 
 sparename: " # Come on baby, Don't fear the reaper, Baby take my hand, Don't fear the reaper, We'll be able to fly... # "
 kornisjon: Oh, DON'T run over children with lawnmower?
 apoxia: I know someone who lost part of her leg in just such an accident as a toddler.
 Whatever: I'm looking over my dead dog Rover who I hit with a power mower...
 duckfarts: @Joetato if you have rusty shit, you should see a doctor
 duckfarts: WARNING: DO NOT MISS
 Felicity: First things first Im a craftsman
Image 204908   09-21-17   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
148
 
 Robespierre: "Try Old El Paso / Taste the old Southwest / Then wipe your Old El Asso..."
 iatemyhomework: Do you like tacos? Because this is how you like tacos.
 Chest Rockwell: Must be Tuesday.
 DrinkMixMan: @a robot A shell of a man?
 Whatever: This is why Trump wants to build a wall to prevent competition with his restaurants
 jochenau: And every single one of them is already broken.
 tib gubb: gordon ramsey at it again...
 Felicity: These are but empty vessels
 a robot: .....yet still I feel empty inside. The taco shells do, too.
Image 204907   09-21-17   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
233
 
 kornisjon: I actually am doing big data all the time.
 duckfarts: sorry honey, but your data ain't that big
 Cami: Once big data told their dad I was a math tutor when he asked why I was hanging around with her.
 Cami: Takes more time.
 Cami: #2 cause of teen pregnancy.
 Felicity: * I bet you didnt know that it was dangerous
Image 204906   09-21-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
181
 
 wolfpk: You have to be freaky if you would freeze anyone you are with.
Image 204905   09-21-17   Uploaded by    withak
Image 204904 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Pickle Dick. We'll pray for you, Pickle Dick.
Score:
228
 
 Side Boob: I'd give him money just because the sign made me laugh
 Yurishiro: "oh boy"*unzip fly*"here we go again"
 wolfpk: *drives up and empties a can of cheese wiz on him*
 DrinkMixMan: Don't kinkshame
 illBilliam: I think you're all reading into this way too much. Maybe he really does want cheese spread on him like a split ritz or whatever?
 Spazstatic: @Sparkplug where is the word "hobo" in this?
Image 204903   09-21-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
528
 
 BILL DOOR: IT IS A LACK OF FAITH IN HUMANITY THAT CAUSES A LACK OF FAITH IN HUMANITY. TERRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN WHEN ONE VIEWS PEOPLE AS THINGS.
 Yurishiro: That's a long time
 Nothing: Haha, you had faith in humanity
 Urn BooUrn: Childhood prodigy.
Image 204902   09-21-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
791
 
 Greifer: commie cat is right you know
 BILL DOOR: "DON'T PUT YOUR FAITH IN REVOLUTIONS. THEY ALWAYS COME AROUND AGAIN. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED REVOLUTIONS. PEOPLE DIE, AND NOTHING CHANGES."
 Yurishiro: In soviet Russia, People wake up cats
 Felicity: ITS VADER TIME
 jochenau: Well, that's what happens when you name your cat Chairman Meow.
 Not A Bot: Yes, women fart high-sugar breakfast cereal, don't you know?
 Ulillillia: Oh my God. You can talk!
 Spazstatic: "And by that I mean change my litter box."
 Mad Collager: I think he's russian things a bit.
 Urn BooUrn: Just kidding, feed me!
Image 204901   09-21-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
569
 
 duckfarts: @addend kerberos works great with linux
 Felicity: @addend Once you find the right flavour for you...and as long as its in LTS
 addend: This... this is how much you'll love Linux.
Image 204900   09-21-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
203
 
 Vinochet: your right or her right?
 apoxia: I'll take the one on the right (cooler hair).
 DrinkMixMan: I hope you sued that plastic surgeon!
 Mr. Shine: My eyes hurt!
 Annoying Vegan : Twins?
Image 204899   09-21-17   Uploaded by    angry
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