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272369  Dr Awkward: Puss Magnet

272372  Dr Awkward: You can't tow an all-wheel drive vehicle like that! If it wasn't already, that white Outback is fucked, now.

272375  Dr Awkward: This graph is my jam.

201031  Dr Awkward: @fanny Well my name was changed to Taint Juice on this post, so I very well may have!

272375  thecraftywolf: things people say when i write with my center hand: 90% ew in public? 10% *think its impressive*

272372  dingding: He's *always* doin me an annoy.

272372  Minnesotan: outback out back of an outback out back of a outback

201031  fanny: @Dr Awkward that is odd. did you make ol' Nance angry? ;)

272337  Fiveninety: that'll buff out

272382  Pickle Dick: Ah Chicago.

272342  Bob: Smelled great, I'm sure.

272371  Mr. Butt: Infringing copyright.

272360  Bob: So majestic, so floofy

272366  Bob: Definitely the elephant is pleased with itself.

272359  Not A Bot: The best camera is the one you have with you.

272367  tib gubb: hold on - i got this

272366  Off Topic: Gesundheit

201031  Dr Awkward: @Niels Bohr @TaintJuice @Niels Bohr @fanny I don't get why my old comments are all under different use names? I think that's why I lost my purple status. Weird

272350  Dr Awkward: For obvious reasons, I'm more partial to this rendition of this meme #168171

272366  Spazstatic: I imagine the elephant laughing maniacally while doing this.

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272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

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272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

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271958 Science: @ChubbyBuddy: The public supported WW2 with no issue. It's actually seeing war in real time, not scrubbed by censors that did the draft in.

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272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

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 doggggggie: 11. New clos for sketti baby
 Gonzo: Uh, I'm going to restrain this spaghetti spoon with masking tape. You know, just in case..
Image 204895   09-21-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Image 204894 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by buffalo. We'll pray for you, buffalo.
Score:
665
 
 WaffleIron: I had some great segfaults last night.
 Air Biscuit: Hmm. Better not be careful then.
 FabricMan: If that was done on purpose, it's f**king brilliant!
 Teechur: Misfortune cookie
Image 204893   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
479
 
 Side Boob: Bottom outlet is still good, right?
 Dan Tagonistic: Shame it's only a 110v current - 230v would have jet-washed the floor for you
 WaffleIron: This would make an excellent Indiana Jones trap
 Air Biscuit: Contact your plumber if electrocution lasts more than 4 hours.
 tib gubb: electricity leak
 BavidDowie: I think I need an adapter.
 Shay: Three Stooges go a plumbin'
 Greek Fire: I fuckin dare you to plug something in
 Ulillillia: When you overpay your hydro bill
Image 204892   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
123
 
 BFHoodrich: The guy on the right looks like the keyboardist for the Tubes
 Cami: I honestly don't care for the work of either.
Image 204891   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
215
 
 jochenau: @Annoying Vegan Gag gifts/cards with siblings is the best. We send each other typewritten letters about stupid stuff.
 Annoying Vegan : I do this to my brother for his birthday, only with glitter-encrusted cards intended for toddler girls.
Image 204890   09-21-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
473
 
 Shay: Chipotle Mexican Grill is looking for a good few burritos.
 NotHuman: Yup
 WTF: I LIKE BURRITORN!
 Mr. Shine: Rad for good plans
Image 204889   09-21-17   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
215
 
 tess: .. it's kicking in..
 poetrysucks: Going to work through hyperspace be like
 Spazstatic: Engage!
 PygmyGremlin: Looking back at the grocery store while accelerate away at relativistic speed
 Air Biscuit: Tom returning to work without washing his hands has damaged the space time continuum.
 Ulillillia: Somewhere in Time remake
Image 204888   09-21-17   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
261
 
 DrinkMixMan: @sparename So THAT'S their trick for not falling off the planet?
 Annoying Vegan : Global warming is fake.
 sparename: Australia is warm
Image 204887   09-21-17   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
394
 
 BILL DOOR: WHAT ARE THOSE HIPSTERS DOING TO THE HOGFATHER?
 HermwoodLitmajor: I bet it smells nice in there
 LurkedMoar: @funny in the wall He's just a ho ho ho
 funny in the wall: that's awesome. i hope that's a stripper santa
Image 204886   09-21-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
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