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216719  Hokie333: @jazzjunkie How is that not +30 by now?

216746  Chocolate Pain: Will haunt you through a few Halloweens

216736  Mr. Shine: We get it, you smoke weed.

216728  AlexDeLarge: Good idea: finding Easter eggs on Easter morning. Bad idea: finding easter eggs on xmas day.

216642  Rev80: 2 seconds is all that separates humor from illegal porn.

216647  Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216731  AlexDeLarge: Aww, yiss. Mothafuckin arm hairs.

216732  AlexDeLarge: The only big daddy who lived to see his little sister reach adulthood.

216659  Rev80: But how do I transform into a d20?

216737  Yurishiro: This is bearly interracial.

216664  Rev80: I Spitfire on your grave.

216668  Rev80: Cancer: Not even once

216731  Yurishiro: Time for your daily bath in barbecue sauce!

216687  Rev80: Don't mess with a person open-carrying an epee

216745  Black Jesus: I love newfoundland dogs, they are so big and fluffy and adorable.

216697  Rev80: Well that saved the owner from having to dig out his floppy punch from the junk drawer to write protect that disk

216735  Yurishiro: If you attach them all to the house and activate them one side at the time you can move the house around!

216737  Teechur: Oh my!

216737  Teechur: Oh my!

216701  Rev80: Sometimes a slipper is just a slipper

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9. jazzjunkie
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216648 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD

216681 ignatz: Let's be honest, he was formulaic and repetitive (like eg Matisse, Picasso, oh heck everyone I can think of!)

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216613 Yurishiro: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.

216711 Mad Collager: @99.9 Percent I hope you enjoy it, despite how you feel now. My son's a DJ, and the good ones can really get you happily lost in the music. If all goes well, you will be able to pay attention to the music, and let the poison thoughts recede for awhile. Good luck!

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216656 Teechur: Just hold on! I'll be done in a fecund.

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216647 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..



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Side Boob uploaded 216665 (812 points)
Ulillillia uploaded 216525 (803 points)
FarmerWalk uploaded 216601 (765 points)
Ment Thorp uploaded 216585 (753 points)
eevee uploaded 216417 (741 points)
nerdhulk uploaded 216538 (733 points)
midgetcastle uploaded 216412 (732 points)
Messed Up Dog uploaded 216621 (698 points)
claphands uploaded 216604 (684 points)
SaltLick uploaded 216477 (666 points)


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 6. a robot: 1619 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 1556 points
 8. Ulillillia: 1486 points
 9. rubix1924: 1328 points
10. midgetcastle: 1311 points
11. Side Boob: 1196 points
12. togboat: 1192 points
13. theaquaman: 1185 points
14. Warrax: 1112 points
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Score:
665
 
 WaffleIron: I had some great segfaults last night.
 Air Biscuit: Hmm. Better not be careful then.
 FabricMan: If that was done on purpose, it's f**king brilliant!
 Teechur: Misfortune cookie
Image 204893   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
479
 
 Side Boob: Bottom outlet is still good, right?
 Dan Tagonistic: Shame it's only a 110v current - 230v would have jet-washed the floor for you
 Yurishiro: This would make an excellent Indiana Jones trap
 Air Biscuit: Contact your plumber if electrocution lasts more than 4 hours.
 tib gubb: electricity leak
 BavidDowie: I think I need an adapter.
 Shay: Three Stooges go a plumbin'
 Greek Fire: I fuckin dare you to plug something in
 Ulillillia: When you overpay your hydro bill
Image 204892   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
123
 
 Felicity: The guy on the right looks like the keyboardist for the Tubes
 Cami: I honestly don't care for the work of either.
Image 204891   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
215
 
 jochenau: @Annoying Vegan Gag gifts/cards with siblings is the best. We send each other typewritten letters about stupid stuff.
 Annoying Vegan : I do this to my brother for his birthday, only with glitter-encrusted cards intended for toddler girls.
Image 204890   09-21-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
473
 
 Shay: Chipotle Mexican Grill is looking for a good few burritos.
 Felicity: Yup
 WTF: I LIKE BURRITORN!
 Mr. Shine: Rad for good plans
Image 204889   09-21-17   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
215
 
 ignatz: .. it's kicking in..
 Yurishiro: Going to work through hyperspace be like
 Spazstatic: Engage!
 Felicity: Looking back at the grocery store while accelerate away at relativistic speed
 Air Biscuit: Tom returning to work without washing his hands has damaged the space time continuum.
 Ulillillia: Somewhere in Time remake
Image 204888   09-21-17   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
261
 
 DrinkMixMan: @sparename So THAT'S their trick for not falling off the planet?
 Annoying Vegan : Global warming is fake.
 sparename: Australia is warm
Image 204887   09-21-17   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
394
 
 BILL DOOR: WHAT ARE THOSE HIPSTERS DOING TO THE HOGFATHER?
 Yurishiro: I bet it smells nice in there
 LurkedMoar: @funny in the wall He's just a ho ho ho
 funny in the wall: that's awesome. i hope that's a stripper santa
Image 204886   09-21-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
387
 
 Felicity: My comfort zone is bed. And A-G
 Not A Bot: Hah, I'll believe that Luxembourg is real before I believe in giraffes!
 Ulillillia: I LIKE CATHY!
Image 204885   09-21-17   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
443
 
 Mr Bleak: I AM GROOT!
 Yurishiro: ONE...two...tree...
 Mad Collager: I don't even have comfort zone!
 Shay: Born on the baaayyyyyyyooouuuuuuu.
 Gomi Day: "who can stop em!?" "earth corps, i hope!"
 Felicity: That low-carb diet is working
 Air Biscuit: "Where are your errant cigarettes now!?!"
 Sadbot: I don't remember when Swamp Thing was a kaiju
 dobbiesdoogs: treenomorph
Image 204884   09-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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