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256979  Mr Bleak: Beauty of ... some kind of melon.

258620  Peter Pantsless: They were going to eat it either way

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Ahhhhh. You did have me worried. I'm relieved.

258623  Amy Housewine: US Imperial weighs in pounds and ounces, but not in Milestones.

258605  Mr. Shine: "I regret nothing."

258624  addend: "Reservoir /Cats/", much more violent.

258606  Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine We're cool. I enjoy when it's unclear whether a statement is sarcastic or not.

258623  Felicity: Also, "cool" as measured in Celsius

258609  Warrax: #258613

258623  Shay: Well ain't that a bitches brew.

258613  Warrax: #258609

258608  addend: "Okay, but what's a CD?" @Mr. Shine

258611  Mr. Shine: I keep telling my wife that we should give out those individually wrapped prunes for Halloween.

258617  VoR: Look at em shine.

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Shit. Is this a phrase used in that sort of way? I honestly didn't know.

258628  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258612  Mr. Shine: So can I deposit pizzas into my account?

258610  addend: C3P-toe, but no R-toe-D2.

258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

258621  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite youu leg

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men



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NonRhetorical uploaded 258154 (801 points)
NotHuman uploaded 258290 (798 points)
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Hyphae uploaded 258404 (757 points)
my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
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Side Boob uploaded 258317 (737 points)
Hippitus Hoppitus uploaded 258376 (730 points)
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 6. NotHuman: 2185 points
 7. nathan: 1666 points
 8. Solemn: 1640 points
 9. god666: 1636 points
10. Mr. Shine: 1635 points
11. DerMantis: 1579 points
12. Laree: 1529 points
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14. bromide: 1466 points
15. Gallifrasian: 1463 points
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Score:
479
 
 Side Boob: Bottom outlet is still good, right?
 Dan Tagonistic: Shame it's only a 110v current - 230v would have jet-washed the floor for you
 WaffleIron: This would make an excellent Indiana Jones trap
 Air Biscuit: Contact your plumber if electrocution lasts more than 4 hours.
 tib gubb: electricity leak
 BavidDowie: I think I need an adapter.
 Shay: Three Stooges go a plumbin'
 Greek Fire: I fuckin dare you to plug something in
 Ulillillia: When you overpay your hydro bill
Image 204892   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
123
 
 BFHoodrich: The guy on the right looks like the keyboardist for the Tubes
 Cami: I honestly don't care for the work of either.
Image 204891   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
215
 
 jochenau: @Annoying Vegan Gag gifts/cards with siblings is the best. We send each other typewritten letters about stupid stuff.
 Annoying Vegan : I do this to my brother for his birthday, only with glitter-encrusted cards intended for toddler girls.
Image 204890   09-21-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
473
 
 Shay: Chipotle Mexican Grill is looking for a good few burritos.
 NotHuman: Yup
 WTF: I LIKE BURRITORN!
 Mr. Shine: Rad for good plans
Image 204889   09-21-17   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
215
 
 ignatz: .. it's kicking in..
 poetrysucks: Going to work through hyperspace be like
 Spazstatic: Engage!
 PygmyGremlin: Looking back at the grocery store while accelerate away at relativistic speed
 Air Biscuit: Tom returning to work without washing his hands has damaged the space time continuum.
 Ulillillia: Somewhere in Time remake
Image 204888   09-21-17   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
261
 
 DrinkMixMan: @sparename So THAT'S their trick for not falling off the planet?
 Annoying Vegan : Global warming is fake.
 sparename: Australia is warm
Image 204887   09-21-17   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
394
 
 BILL DOOR: WHAT ARE THOSE HIPSTERS DOING TO THE HOGFATHER?
 HermwoodLitmajor: I bet it smells nice in there
 LurkedMoar: @funny in the wall He's just a ho ho ho
 funny in the wall: that's awesome. i hope that's a stripper santa
Image 204886   09-21-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
387
 
 suckit: My comfort zone is bed. And A-G
 Not A Bot: Hah, I'll believe that Luxembourg is real before I believe in giraffes!
 Ulillillia: I LIKE CATHY!
Image 204885   09-21-17   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
443
 
 Mr Bleak: I AM GROOT!
 BoiledEggs: ONE...two...tree...
 Mad Collager: I don't even have comfort zone!
 Shay: Born on the baaayyyyyyyooouuuuuuu.
 Gomi Day: "who can stop em!?" "earth corps, i hope!"
 CoffeeAndCigs: That low-carb diet is working
 Air Biscuit: "Where are your errant cigarettes now!?!"
 Sadbot: I don't remember when Swamp Thing was a kaiju
 dobbiesdoogs: treenomorph
Image 204884   09-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
495
 
 Warrax: Looking at another @hat thrab upload, possibly the one right above.
 Wet farts: *in Lemongrab voice* UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLE!
Image 204883   09-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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