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221407  Teechur: Fine. I'll kick the margins to 2.5" all around and quadruple space between paragraphs. I received a research paper like this once. Didn't bother reading it. I graded it by how many square inches of text it contained divided by how many square inches there should have been.

221422  BlarfyB: @filthylaw She would get pretty tired, too.

221409  BlarfyB: @Knice About a $1.29.

221422  filthylaw: Well, it wouldn't be very good if the food were transported all the way from China...

221399  Knice: Fuck you Im not reading this.

221422  BlarfyB: @Mr. Pepper They took er jerbs!

221422  Mr. Pepper: This dates back to the '70s, when Canadian printers were pricing jobs lower than US printers and "Made in Canada" was required by US law to be printed upon products printed there or they could not be imported. I was working at a record press at the time and remember it being a big deal that LP covers were being shipped here from there.

221273  BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221255  cArdent: Time for pouncing lessons already?

221409  Knice: Whats a yoghurt?

221273  cArdent: @Dr Awkward If I was a fox I wouldn't get anywhere near a boatload of swans. They'd be bigger than me. They're *already* meaner than me.

221414  Sadbot: Shut up and don't tell me what to do

221420  BlarfyB: Your friend is way old, dude.

221276  cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221422  Michael Tripe: What if I told you there are a lot of Chinese people in Canada....

221313  cArdent: @Whatever Nah, Trump wouldn't want anybody better educated than him in a position to threaten his power base.

221412  Butcherboy: Turtleneck wallet is my stage name

221413  BlarfyB: @Nope Or star in one!

221410  addend: Gold stripes on party cups? Classy.

221415  Never AFK: This right here, this is what a Purplecoco nightmare looks like

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221364 Derp Herpigan: @frenk GIVE ME BACK MY SON

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

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 Annoying Vegan : The derp is strong with this one.
 2Berries: I miss spring already
Image 204878   09-21-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
360
 
 Air Biscuit: I heard this podcast the otherday about these people who live in an area where noone else has wifi. And for some reason because science this made the find my iphone app always ping on their house. So they had to decide between life without wifi and an endless stream of strangers knocking on their door demanding to know where their iphones are.
 Side Boob: This dude knows how to scare people
Image 204877   09-21-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
439
 
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity Wouldn't that have to be confiscated as the profits of crime?
 apoxia: How could this go wrong?
 Cami: @Cami 3) POST BAIL and keep change.
 Cami: 1) Commit crime 2) Turn self in for reward money 3) Keep the change 4) Repeat $$$$
 Felicity: He should be arrested, but he should also get the reward money
 square44: this is just depressing really
 Wet farts: Step one: commit crimes. Step two: call crime stoppers. Step three: ??? Step four: profit!
 charlemagne: I'll turn my shirt inside out and wear it backwards, then after I claim the money I'll put it right and walk out under their noses
 Warrax: They should pay him.
Image 204876   09-21-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
539
 
 BILL DOOR: THESE MUFFINS CANNOT BE BUGGERED.
 apoxia: In New Zealand we squash these things on the road.
 apoxia: Cactus muffins
 ignatz: Hedge fun
 Yurishiro: This is on the hedge of adorable
 BavidDowie: And a soft underbelly called the scrotum. By idiots.
 Teechur: Bake at 350 for how many minutes?
 Side Boob: Tribbles!
 Urn BooUrn: The things I go through for a crispy crust.
 a robot: Mmmm, pointy.
Image 204875   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
380
 
 Air Biscuit: @well duh still does last i checked.
 well duh: I don't know if it still exists, but, a few years back, if you were a Sprint customer, and you texted a land line number, it would leave a voice message of the text on someone's answering machine (or talk to them if they answered) in a computer female voice. It could be quite hilarious; IIRC, if you texted "lol", it would laugh a robotic "hahaha!"
 Cami: Not a real blonde but acting like one.
 Felicity: The rotary phone might be part of it
Image 204874   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
364
 
 Air Biscuit: @Murm Gungus DONT BUY THE KEY FOR THE BOX! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
 Felicity: Shake Weights?
 Sadbot: Rip that chunky cotton and hover in there like smooth operators
Image 204873   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
429
 
 Spazstatic: He's climbing in yo windows, he's snatching all the selfies up
Image 204872   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
399
 
 Benana: This is a real thing that happens.
 Air Biscuit: What kind of soda bottle is this?
 Felicity: Baby Borg
 Sadbot: Remember this if you ever work around industrial machines, kid. It could be worse
Image 204871   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
408
 
 Yurishiro: That is a nice family of otherworldly demons
 Shay: *blows on image* Nope, cartridge still not working.
Image 204870   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
528
 
 Yurishiro: That is so amazing!
 Benana: real life memes
 Felicity: Swing your paws / from side to side
Image 204869   09-21-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
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