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221451  wolfpk: I suspected the farmet next door is using GMO pineapples.

221582  Amiga 1000: I've always loved that "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.

221569  Dan Tagonistic: This is why I prefer cats tbh

221574  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue

221558  Dan Tagonistic: Facitse jam

221460  wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"

221579  frankie: "Turns out I have herpes you might want to get tested" -Cinderella

221559  Shay: The horror....the horror....

221480  wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.

221566  Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur

221579  skittles: Sorry kid, you need to be at least 24 inches for this ride.

221543  Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.

221568  Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

221570  Ulillillia: Reptilians

221577  edgarallendoh: Two girls... Two cups?

221568  Scoo: Later, pooplords!

221516  wolfpk: Sorry brony

221577  waffles: This is why we can't have nice things.

221517  wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221535  wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

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221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221542 wolfpk: How much do you want to bet that building is a Wal-Mart

221496 E. HONDA: sikh outfit dude

221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221407 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers

221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?



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Score:
439
 
 Mr Bleak: @Felicity Wouldn't that have to be confiscated as the profits of crime?
 apoxia: How could this go wrong?
 Cami: @Cami 3) POST BAIL and keep change.
 Cami: 1) Commit crime 2) Turn self in for reward money 3) Keep the change 4) Repeat $$$$
 Felicity: He should be arrested, but he should also get the reward money
 square44: this is just depressing really
 Wet farts: Step one: commit crimes. Step two: call crime stoppers. Step three: ??? Step four: profit!
 charlemagne: I'll turn my shirt inside out and wear it backwards, then after I claim the money I'll put it right and walk out under their noses
 Warrax: They should pay him.
Image 204876   09-21-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
539
 
 BILL DOOR: THESE MUFFINS CANNOT BE BUGGERED.
 apoxia: In New Zealand we squash these things on the road.
 apoxia: Cactus muffins
 ignatz: Hedge fun
 Yurishiro: This is on the hedge of adorable
 BavidDowie: And a soft underbelly called the scrotum. By idiots.
 Teechur: Bake at 350 for how many minutes?
 Side Boob: Tribbles!
 Urn BooUrn: The things I go through for a crispy crust.
 a robot: Mmmm, pointy.
Image 204875   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
380
 
 Air Biscuit: @well duh still does last i checked.
 well duh: I don't know if it still exists, but, a few years back, if you were a Sprint customer, and you texted a land line number, it would leave a voice message of the text on someone's answering machine (or talk to them if they answered) in a computer female voice. It could be quite hilarious; IIRC, if you texted "lol", it would laugh a robotic "hahaha!"
 Cami: Not a real blonde but acting like one.
 Felicity: The rotary phone might be part of it
Image 204874   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
364
 
 Air Biscuit: @Murm Gungus DONT BUY THE KEY FOR THE BOX! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
 Felicity: Shake Weights?
 Sadbot: Rip that chunky cotton and hover in there like smooth operators
Image 204873   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
429
 
 Spazstatic: He's climbing in yo windows, he's snatching all the selfies up
Image 204872   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
399
 
 Benana: This is a real thing that happens.
 Air Biscuit: What kind of soda bottle is this?
 Felicity: Baby Borg
 Sadbot: Remember this if you ever work around industrial machines, kid. It could be worse
Image 204871   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
408
 
 Yurishiro: That is a nice family of otherworldly demons
 Shay: *blows on image* Nope, cartridge still not working.
Image 204870   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
528
 
 Yurishiro: That is so amazing!
 Benana: real life memes
 Felicity: Swing your paws / from side to side
Image 204869   09-21-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
173
 
 Chest Rockwell: This guy has been to a few hotels.
 apoxia: Irons, hair dryers, and clock radios - all items spurned by millenials. I guess that's why there are so many spare.
 LurkedMoar: Iron Man!
 Air Biscuit: @WTF *couch bag
 WTF: A Coach bag for $2.50? Alright, what's the angle?
 Cami: I stand by my product, madame. I'm not here today and gone tomorrow-YEAH! YOU'LL BE GONE BY 4!
 Yam: Isn't it ironic? Dont you think?
 sparename: " # Any, Any, Any old iron.. # "
 Robespierre: Like sand through the hourglass, so pass the items at the jumble sale...
 charlemagne: where it all comes from is a mystery, it's like the changing of the seasons or the tides of the sea
Image 204868   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
358
 
 Scoo: Instructions for later shitlordsing
 sparename: Where's Yazz?
 Greifer: the rapture is nigh
Image 204867   09-21-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
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