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258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

258604  a robot: "I should really buy a boat."

258615  a robot: @Annoying Vegan I seriously love this new project you're doing! :D

258616  a robot: Also @Mr. Butt

258616  a robot: Who DOESN'T love a corgi bread-loaf butt?!

258612  Felicity: Automatic Toppings Machine

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258524 Robespierre: @Solemn They sure are - that dance move is most certainly broken.

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!



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 Hosebag: It's my birthday and I want-es it!
 charlemagne: got to look after this stupid toy so I can pass this stupid class
 Side Boob: I want to boop them both!
 Wort Mumpus: Seal the deal
 SomeCanadian: I loveses you
Image 204831   09-21-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
341
 
 Jabberwikket: Ghostface Toddler
 professional: @Christina Yours is better.
 Christina: Children. Not even one.
 badger: Coke. Not even once.
Image 204830   09-21-17   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
441
 
 ignatz: Not true love: he has no Micky's ears
 Side Boob: This is the definition of true love. When you'll wear the same stupid outfit as your spouse just because it will make them happy. This is also why I'm not married any more :P
 Mr. Shine: This appears to be Disneyland, so they get a pass. You can't dress too dorky for Disneyland.
 Warrax: Those were some nice curtains.
 ASTER: I don't know, I think it's sweet.
 VoR: Aaah married people
Image 204829   09-21-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
258
 
 Ulillillia: The president's going on a tour again.
Image 204828   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
687
 
 Ulillillia: I want some spotted puppies.
 Knice: I prefer #137593.
 ChubbyBuddy: tomorrow i'll be sober and you will still be sexy
 VoR: So?
Image 204827   09-21-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
498
 
 JollyWell: @Borkf came here to post that
 Borkf: Windows has encountered an error.
 Mr. Shine: Whoops.
 prospector: Fixed it
 Christina: Ah. modern architecture!
Image 204826   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
534
 
 Cami: Heya Mac! Whatchya doing?
 NotHuman: "Should I: A. Cut his throat. B. Beat him to death. C. Capture him for fish ransom. Vote now!"
 Side Boob: Steal his wallet!
 Warrax: Shhhhh... don't tell him.
Image 204825   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
200
 
 Air Biscuit: And then thanos collects all flavours of poptart and defeats the avengers and only the toaster team stands between the universe and certain destruction.
 Mr. Shine: Stupid sexy Pop-tart . . . .
 Lorm Bembo: I remember once at a goth club night a DJ roasted another DJ (whose birthday it was) by saying he looked like the guy with the lowrider in the Pop Tarts commercial. DJ #2 had a good sense of humour about it.
Image 204824   09-21-17   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
272
 
 piranharama: First Xbox controller was pretty heavy
 Muncharito Beanworld: They had Milk Bone in Pompeii? Who'd'a thunk it?
 twisty: For defense AND fun!
 Not A Bot: How else am I supposed to look up "Soulmanure"?
 Christina: Presenting you The Rock 2.0! Now with rounded edges!
 Side Boob: Primitive xbox controller, circa 950 BCE
Image 204823   09-21-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
512
 
 BavidDowie: There are full-grown adults who don't know that cultures all over the world have ancient flood myths so there was probably a pretty fucking big one way back and we're still talking about it.
 funny in the wall: I had actually meant to say Noah, but I think Moses works better in the context of the joke. Life's full of happy accidents @funny in the wall
 funny in the wall: How dare you! Moses was a red blooded amurican
 Wet farts: @Mr. Butt but, but, friendship IS magic! *runs away sobbing*
 charlemagne: I prefer aesop
 Cami: ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE THROUGH GOD! When he gets around to my requests it will be so sweet.
 XLY: Never trust anyone over 30
 DrinkMixMan: Back then they could fly, duh.
 Mr. Butt: There are also adults who believe that Friendship is Magic, that Bitcoin isn't a bubble, that feminism is destroying society, and that Rand Paul is qualified to be president.
 tib gubb: yeah, and there are also adults who believe that atheism is intellectually superior
 blablabla: Already******
 why the long face: Maybe they were alreadi there incognito as goats? DUH?
 Ulillillia: I heard this from the guy who had a sign on his table
 Side Boob: The penguins didn't walk, silly. They rode polar bears!
 WaffleIron: Fairly sure penguins are just Sedna's fingers, Abrahamic religions be damned.
Image 204822   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
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