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258620  Peter Pantsless: They were going to eat it either way

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Ahhhhh. You did have me worried. I'm relieved.

258623  Amy Housewine: US Imperial weighs in pounds and ounces, but not in Milestones.

258605  Mr. Shine: "I regret nothing."

258624  addend: "Reservoir /Cats/", much more violent.

258606  Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine We're cool. I enjoy when it's unclear whether a statement is sarcastic or not.

258623  Felicity: Also, "cool" as measured in Celsius

258609  Warrax: #258613

258623  Shay: Well ain't that a bitches brew.

258613  Warrax: #258609

258608  addend: "Okay, but what's a CD?" @Mr. Shine

258611  Mr. Shine: I keep telling my wife that we should give out those individually wrapped prunes for Halloween.

258617  VoR: Look at em shine.

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Shit. Is this a phrase used in that sort of way? I honestly didn't know.

258628  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258612  Mr. Shine: So can I deposit pizzas into my account?

258610  addend: C3P-toe, but no R-toe-D2.

258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

258621  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite youu leg

258621  Mr. Shine: *chomp* "HEY!!"

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258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!



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 funny in the wall: What's with all the potato babes? Not that I'm not in to it... Slavic genes run deep
 Ulillillia: @XLY spudophile
 XLY: I am sexually attracted to potatoes
 WaffleIron: I recently learned that in the Netherlands farmers get more than double the average yield of potatoes. There's an excellent National Geographic article about it.
 Crim Tender: @Prostata icwutudidthur
 tib gubb: she can treat me just like potato any day
 UltraBeverly: My old neighbor ran hotpotatosex.com out of her apartment, that's not her, but that's some sweet yukon gold right there.
 kornisjon: That's the right way to treat a potato.
 Cami: My dad just dug up his potato patch. It was an excellent harvest but sadly no women.
 Cami: 1! ... 2! ... 3! ...
 Ment Thorp: I hope the potatoes make her very happy.
 Prostata: *music plays* [bawm chicka bawm bawm...]
 Haute and sweaty: Yessss... keep feeding my agriporn addiction.
 Prostata: i like where this is going...
 Side Boob: There is no potato. Only secret police.
 ChubbyBuddy: i only have eyes for you
 Not A Bot: wedding dress with one strap seems an odd choice
Image 204808   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
380
 
 Mr. Shine: @Knice *Crashing guitar riffs*
 Air Biscuit: Portable easter island.
 Knice: #Gotta keep 'em corrugated#
Image 204807   09-21-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
612
 
 Mr Bleak: Two pints of Biter and a Swan Lager, please.
 BavidDowie: ...double Irish Cream?
 Mr. Shine: *pushes drink off bar* "Another!"
 romangreek: "Set 'em up"
 wordjones: Dez nuts
 Urn BooUrn: Another White Russian. I got alot of forgetting to do.
 Haute and sweaty: Luck o' the Irish.
 Mexico: Two meowtinis, please.
Image 204806   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
196
 
 Mr Bleak: @Science Nah, he's a Ginger - they don't have souls. South Park told me so.
 Mr. Shine: Pimple =/= freckle
 waynelord: Before they decided on the name "Photoshop" the developers went thru several other working names. Most notably, "Pimple Eraser".
 Science: Soul eraser
Image 204805   09-21-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
206
 
 Hosebag: Get Orf Moy Lan!
 Air Biscuit: "Ouch! My sound barrier!"
 ignatz: @Science #204811 already did;)
 Cami: We called them land mines.
 Science: @ignatz: You take that back!
 ignatz: KLOONT! SPAKLONG! Sorry but DM was lame, as was much of MAD
 berlin: Squart
Image 204804   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
340
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob that too
 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy I was referring to the FBI classifying them as a criminal organization. People have lost their jobs because they were fans of the band, and that's weapons-grade bullshit, IMO
 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob ICP is surprisingly leftwing. the basic thesis is: I'm a freak but so is everyone else, so i shouldn't judge people at all. Their fanbase is largely disaffected poor white people in the deindustrialized midwest, the same demographics seduced by hate groups and the alt-right. Their music may seem dumb and silly, and it is, but I would much rather an awkward self hating teenager wear greasepaint than a white hood. the violent imagery in the lyrics is always tempered with a heavy dose of humor, satire, and absurdity. Angry kids get to express that anger in a harmless mosh pit swimming in Faygo instead of sitting alone combing the bowels of stormfront and 4chan, getting slowly radicalized over time by consequence-free online interactions with other basement dwelling MAGA CHUDs.
 Frum Temps: "Juggalos: Making years weird since 1989."
 Side Boob: And here I thought I'd never be on the same side of an argument as the juggalos.
 ignatz: 2018 will be Beard and Rad
Image 204803   09-21-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
558
 
 Haute and sweaty: No, I swear! The wildlife loves it when I dress them up!
 cakefizzle: I don't think I can survive this amount of cute
 iCEy: In mufti - that sure doesn't look like an old gum tree to me.
Image 204802   09-21-17   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
388
 
 Ulillillia: Goin' to the car wash, yeah
 bromide: I can spot over a dozen blind spots.
 White Male: @mwoody @Nopetology Just a crackhead car nothing to see here.
 mwoody: What is the eagleshead-horsepower ratio? I've only ever dealt with hogsheads, but those are metric units.
 Nopetology: That looks like at least 12 horsepower. Impressive..
Image 204801   09-21-17   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
872
 
 Air Biscuit: Noone is safe from the myst.
 Urn BooUrn: Weirdly enough, the agent said I could have it for free. All I need to do is stay in the master bedroom for 3 continuous nights.
 god666: I think Bill Murray lives here
 petepuma: is it the murder house?
 Nopetology: Definitely not haunted
Image 204800   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
309
 
 WaffleIron: No gothic window? What are you, some kind of amateur?
 Clim Tinties: The outfit is misleading though
 VoR: Pretty amazing with a 5inch brush
Image 204799   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Relp
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