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258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

258604  a robot: "I should really buy a boat."

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258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!



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Score:
915
 
 XLY: you have got to be fucking kidding me
 Mord Tingies: Its eyes in the second panel are a little frightening
 Meow: kitty approves
 edvard: It's Shake 'N' Bake, hoomin - and I helped!
 jochenau: CMETAHA
 Zampano: Heavy breathing
Image 204788   09-21-17   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
242
 
 deadwombat: No Homers allowed.
 prospector: Whoever is on the top bunk, hes heavy and huge
 sir toke a lot: "Play 'Caravan' - with a drum solo!"
 LancesLeftNut: Two Stars - thread count on the fort was nice, but the location was not close to downtown as indicated, and the wi-fi was very spotty. Also, everything I own now smells like curry.
 LogicKitty: My blanket forts were never that impressive
Image 204787   09-21-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
487
 
 Mr Bleak: Just pack the bear necessities, I said...
 Sharkface: Damn Furries.
 mwoody: "Let's see... 'Just Add Water'. I wonder how big they'll get?"
 bug: Thanks Obama
 jochenau: wikiHow to smuggle the bodies out of your house without anyone suspecting
 LancesLeftNut: That's a good problem to have.
 filthylaw: Must be St. Valentine's Day.
 Stom Premben: Bear in mind, that car's bearings can barely bear all those bears.
 ignatz: Airbags? More like Bear Aggs amirite?
Image 204786   09-21-17   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
544
 
 LancesLeftNut: Wait! I think this Chinese food is raw!
 Air Biscuit: @LancesLeftNut because the little coffee table has no glass on it.
 Science: I guess the answer is that the cat let himself out. Who woulda thunk?
 maura: I love that Ikea carpet. I love Ikea period.
 charlemagne: what is a canal? sounds great though, cannot wait to see it
 LancesLeftNut: Why is your modem on the damn floor? Holy crap, I am stressing now.
 Side Boob: I would like a bag of kitten please
Image 204785   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
260
 
 jochenau: I googled a map of obesity prevalence in the US and the two don't correlate nearly as well as you might think.
 a robot: I just looked it up, and you are never more than 107 miles from a Mcdonalds in the lower 48. Apparently the Mcdonalds pole of inaccessibility is over there in northern Nevada.
 frenk: Wait, superimpose this on that map of Cobra Commanders missiles...
 Wumph Morms: That's a charming little Micky's chain running up I-15 from Vegas to Salt Lake.
 Koopa: The West certainly likes McDonalds...
 Yam: I like McDonalds.
Image 204784   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
472
 
 tib gubb: bizarro!
 Science: "Whaaat's the deeeal with fisting?"
 Brain Thoughts: @LancesLeftNut I know! It's about nothing!
 LancesLeftNut: @dangerkeith3000 Yep. I have had the misfortune of seeing that nightmare.
 Yam: This porn isn't very funny.
 Pickle Dick: I think this is from the Seinfeld XXX porn parody. Almost 100% sure.
 BabyVaccine: That word, that word... It shocks you!
Image 204783   09-21-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
333
 
 Air Biscuit: @Haute and sweaty and official.
 daver: @Haute and sweaty My mother's dogs, when she was young - in the '20s and '30s.
 Haute and sweaty: Borzoi are amazing and Rad.
Image 204782   09-21-17   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
242
 
 Spazstatic: I heard it killed the radio show.
 Warrax: Hell yea, video show. That's my jam.
 PixeL: at first i thought this was a storefront
 Pegged Lamb: @Robespierre Pause eats the tape! Hit stop instead!
 WetWilly: Be Kind - Pause It While I Go To The Toilet
 HighCactus: Finally, I can watch digital videos! Thanks, 1989!
Image 204781   09-21-17   Uploaded by    alborland
Image 204780 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hoobleton. We'll pray for you, hoobleton.
Score:
302
 
 Sadbot: @hajjpodge Too late, sucker #204853 #204855
 hajjpodge: @Sadbot Don't you dare threaten me with a good time.
 Mr. Shine: Ugh.
 Air Biscuit: I was attacking someones gates with the hoard.
 Haute and sweaty: I was having premarital sex.
 NoRagrets: Well I mastered the block chain.
 Sadbot: If we're going this route, prepare for Chapo fanart
 WaffleIron: We've come full circle so many times I can no longer tell parody from reality. Rad.
 berlin: Cenk Uygur is rad
 lizzz: Huh.
Image 204779   09-21-17   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
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