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221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

221282  goldman sachs: Hey! I know that corner! I live in Yuma too! hahahaha

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9. apoxia
10. Ulillillia



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221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?



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 9. Shay: 1402 points
10. Jolly Well: 1385 points
11. tea: 1345 points
12. ColdHotCool: 1334 points
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14. Gallifrasian: 1279 points
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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Just pack the bear necessities, I said...
 dangerkeith3000: Damn Furries.
 mwoody: "Let's see... 'Just Add Water'. I wonder how big they'll get?"
 bug: Thanks Obama
 jochenau: wikiHow to smuggle the bodies out of your house without anyone suspecting
 LancesLeftNut: That's a good problem to have.
 Robespierre: Must be St. Valentine's Day.
 Yurishiro: Bear in mind, that car's bearings can barely bear all those bears.
 ignatz: Airbags? More like Bear Aggs amirite?
Image 204786   09-21-17   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
544
 
 LancesLeftNut: Wait! I think this Chinese food is raw!
 Air Biscuit: @LancesLeftNut because the little coffee table has no glass on it.
 Science: I guess the answer is that the cat let himself out. Who woulda thunk?
 Yurishiro: I love that Ikea carpet. I love Ikea period.
 charlemagne: what is a canal? sounds great though, cannot wait to see it
 LancesLeftNut: Why is your modem on the damn floor? Holy crap, I am stressing now.
 Side Boob: I would like a bag of kitten please
Image 204785   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
260
 
 jochenau: I googled a map of obesity prevalence in the US and the two don't correlate nearly as well as you might think.
 a robot: I just looked it up, and you are never more than 107 miles from a Mcdonalds in the lower 48. Apparently the Mcdonalds pole of inaccessibility is over there in northern Nevada.
 Felicity: Wait, superimpose this on that map of Cobra Commanders missiles...
 Robespierre: That's a charming little Micky's chain running up I-15 from Vegas to Salt Lake.
 Koopa: The West certainly likes McDonalds...
 Yam: I like McDonalds.
Image 204784   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
472
 
 tib gubb: bizarro!
 Science: "Whaaat's the deeeal with fisting?"
 dangerkeith3000: @LancesLeftNut I know! It's about nothing!
 LancesLeftNut: @dangerkeith3000 Yep. I have had the misfortune of seeing that nightmare.
 Yam: This porn isn't very funny.
 dangerkeith3000: I think this is from the Seinfeld XXX porn parody. Almost 100% sure.
 BabyVaccine: That word, that word... It shocks you!
Image 204783   09-21-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
333
 
 Air Biscuit: @Haute and sweaty and official.
 Robespierre: @Haute and sweaty My mother's dogs, when she was young - in the '20s and '30s.
 Haute and sweaty: Borzoi are amazing and Rad.
Image 204782   09-21-17   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
242
 
 Spazstatic: I heard it killed the radio show.
 Warrax: Hell yea, video show. That's my jam.
 PixeL: at first i thought this was a storefront
 Felicity: @Robespierre Pause eats the tape! Hit stop instead!
 Robespierre: Be Kind - Pause It While I Go To The Toilet
 HighCactus: Finally, I can watch digital videos! Thanks, 1989!
Image 204781   09-21-17   Uploaded by    alborland
Image 204780 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hoobleton. Your image was bad, hoobleton.
Score:
302
 
 Sadbot: @hajjpodge Too late, sucker #204853 #204855
 hajjpodge: @Sadbot Don't you dare threaten me with a good time.
 Mr. Shine: Ugh.
 Air Biscuit: I was attacking someones gates with the hoard.
 Haute and sweaty: I was having premarital sex.
 NoRagrets: Well I mastered the block chain.
 Sadbot: If we're going this route, prepare for Chapo fanart
 WaffleIron: We've come full circle so many times I can no longer tell parody from reality. Rad.
 Felicity: Cenk Uygur is rad
 lizzz: Huh.
Image 204779   09-21-17   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
324
 
 Supermansbrother: He studied the blade of whatever I guess.
 Warrax: Show, don't tell.
 Felicity: [His POV]: YOB DAB
 midgetcastle: How did someone get a picture of me?
Image 204778   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
288
 
 a robot: Miss, I might suggest a different style of hat for you. That one doesn't even fit on your head right!
 jochenau: This seems like an interesting coloring book.
 LancesLeftNut: Hey - isn't that Ms. Frizzle from The Magic Schoolbus??? Poor science teacher can't make ends meet, so now she's turning tricks???
 Felicity: Lauren Weedman
 Robespierre: @Annoying Vegan Wut you tell?
 Side Boob: Does the other window say "Penn"?
 Annoying Vegan : I'll tell you wut
Image 204777   09-21-17   Uploaded by    On Spec
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