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221582  Sharkface: George Lucas dialogue as theological measuring stick? Brilliant!!

221565  a sedated moose: @Coolguy me too, but I think it says something to the effect of "exercise for the Fifth Element / film" down the right hand side of it. (In took Spanish in highschool, not French.)

221450  wolfpk: But mostly your mind; I'm a zombie.

221451  wolfpk: I suspected the farmet next door is using GMO pineapples.

221582  Amiga 1000: I've always loved that "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.

221569  Dan Tagonistic: This is why I prefer cats tbh

221574  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue

221558  Dan Tagonistic: Facitse jam

221460  wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"

221579  frankie: "Turns out I have herpes you might want to get tested" -Cinderella

221559  Shay: The horror....the horror....

221480  wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.

221566  Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur

221579  skittles: Sorry kid, you need to be at least 24 inches for this ride.

221543  Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.

221568  Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

221570  Ulillillia: Reptilians

221577  edgarallendoh: Two girls... Two cups?

221568  Scoo: Later, pooplords!

221516  wolfpk: Sorry brony

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221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221433 UnknownSample: "We've gotta do it tonight guys. The revolution will begin with us"

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221502 E. HONDA: A truly unforgettable moment in history

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221407 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy



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Score:
766
 
 Yurishiro: Huh, pisces is my sign!
 Ulillillia: Dudes!
 Derp Herpigan: We'll ride and glide and feel so satisfied/ the trip will be fine/ in my rocket 69.
 Gomi Day: *slips on aviators* heh, nice.
 sparename: " # It's another year for me and you, Another year with nothing to do.. # "
 Mad Collager: Wing Wang
 grizzly: Fighting 69!
 Mr. Butt: lol its the weed number
Image 204670   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
413
 
 Yurishiro: That is clearly a "i'm going to beat that pinball high score" face
 Suburbanmom: You know guys...thugs can like things too
 Spazstatic: Zoom and enhance!
 Gomi Day: antifa isn't antifun!
Image 204669   09-20-17   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
740
 
 Kawika: Bork!
 Wet farts: You are doing me the frighten
 grizzly: Fast and furriest
Image 204668   09-20-17   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
617
 
 Ulillillia: Very young.
 WaffleIron: He solves... practical problems.
 Air Biscuit: @Teechur comments make everything less awkward.
 Teechur: Yes, things did get weird.
 WTF: Jim Gaffigan?
 Yurishiro: Grand prize to the funniest mom ever here fellas.
Image 204667   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
722
 
 Borkf: And yet everyone gives me funny looks when I go out in my leotard made of zip disks.
 jochenau: The Queen of AOL.
 Prostata: shiney!
 Side Boob: Any woman that would wear that is OK by me!
 Butcherboy: DVD diva. DVD playa?
 sparename: Seedy
Image 204666   09-20-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
295
 
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Image 204665   09-20-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
302
 
 Air Biscuit: @Yurishiro "Captain! Weve got a problem! We dont have enough hipster lumberjacks to balence on all of our logs!"
 Mad Collager: There are sled dogs, and then there are timber wolves.
 Yurishiro: Captain's log...is multiplying at an alarming rate.
Image 204664   09-20-17   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
275
 
 Felicity: He might be one of the nice atheists. There are some. That said, I still carry the scars of atheists who lashed out at me for being agnostic
 Science: You may not have a god, but you sure as hell can't shut up about your religion.
 jazzjunkie: We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!
 jazzjunkie: He seems nice.
 hajjpodge: This is the worst way to go about being that thing.
 Warrax: Moments before he was tragically killed and eaten by pastafarians.
 Sadbot: @Sadbot Although, I respect that you're given the option of evangelism. This guy probably won't knock on my door on a weekend morning that I'm hungover, making my dog bark.
 Dresdenkeogh: Have you heard the lack of news?
 Borkf: Please, tell me what you don't believe in and I'll tell you what I didn't have for lunch.
 sparename: "..*I* was an atheist 'til I realised that I actually *am* God"
 jochenau: Can we chat about things other than atheism?
 Side Boob: I was hoping for a vegan. Sorry.
 Yurishiro: Cool, lets chat! Wait...you didn't writeyou were a FAT atheist...I'm outta here!
 grizzly: Brilliant! I hate when people try to sit at my table, too!
 Sadbot: Me too, but hard pass!
 Gomi Day: @Wet farts how did i miss that comment, before posting mine? welp.
 Gomi Day: i would but you're probably insufferable.
 Ulillillia: I would, but I'm late for church.
 Wet farts: Oops! Looks like you spelled "insufferable douchebag" incorrectly.
Image 204663   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
362
 
 Felicity: Apparently haikus go 6/1/9 (letters)
 BFHoodrich: im dead @Teechur
 Air Biscuit: @Annoying Vegan couldent you affix a stylus to the nub where your hand was and continue graphic desiging?
 Teechur: But now I can'tdle even.
 Annoying Vegan : Graphic design WAS my passion. :(
Image 204662   09-20-17   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
241
 
 WaffleIron: NOT TO A GAS STOVE FOR THE LOVE OF ARGGHHGHGGRRGRGBBBGBG.
 Teechur: You should clean your stove top more often.
Image 204661   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Defiance
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