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238462  Ulillillia: To save you by taking that sinful money off your hands

238461  itskando: Hairlmet. Thanks, Don.

238435  Not A Bot: Candy is built from half-candy reactions

238460  Ulillillia: Hey they updated that old guy meme

238273  wooden boy: @Shay Lolllll

238454  tib gubb: stupid sexy tomatoes

238453  tib gubb: @a robot don't you judge me!

238457  Hyphae:, or you also like... U-user name/upload combos?

238457  Hyphae: ..also you both like model rockets?

238393  UltraBeverly: Mr Wang bought my friends house for 1m over asking in a 30 second negotiation. Ah the good old days.

238455  Nothing: American Ninja Warrior, Kids Edition

238438  UnknownSample: Damn.. if we only knew who this was.

238452  sparename: This spurs me on

238452  grizzly: Instructions unclear. I lost all fingers and a penis.

238454  sparename: Hip, Hip, PUREE!

238441  Hyphae: @Side Boob @DrinkMixMan when will they release ' Classic', you think?

238454  Butcherboy: Try and ketchup @fanny

238427  Shay: Who's a good lawyer?

238449  Hyphae: Here's a tip: "Next time, get a STEM degree"

238423  Rev80: Mmmmmmm Forbidden Fondant

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1. Yurishiro
2. glenalec
3. Ulillillia
4. Christina
5. dangerkeith3000
6. tib gubb
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8. Side Boob
9. Teechur
10. mexican

The top ten most commented-on images today:

238373 glenalec: That's just bats!

238410 Prostata: lol dongs

238328 Yam: @Felicity I feel like theyre all kind of Ethan Suplee looking.

238354 glenalec: Actually, I assume it is so you can 'feel the softness' and then reseal them and return them to the shelf contaminated with whatever was on your unwashed-for-days fingers.

238370 Greifer: battlecat on the floor

238395 mrdiron: The Ethernets is growing!

238260 Science: The Black Moon - The Cabal: Volume Two

238352 glenalec: That's what e.coli said

238363 Mad Collager: @Side Boob Yeah, they're right near the front boobs.

238382 ping: @antipatterns "Also I suspect you've read Chomsky?" Ashamed to say that I haven't but I've always found him interesting and erudite when interviewed. The random firings of my brain lead me to John Clees speaking Italian and Russian in A Fish Called Wanda.…

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Side Boob uploaded 238239 (1126 points)
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karpeles uploaded 238306 (1057 points)
wolfskin uploaded 238075 (1024 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 237947 (1023 points)
Mumbles uploaded 238400 (952 points)
totaljihad uploaded 238248 (941 points)
KickassHellyeah uploaded 238199 (931 points)
Uncle Larry uploaded 237996 (921 points)
togboat uploaded 238287 (914 points)
Brain Thoughts uploaded 238048 (912 points)
augustus uploaded 237991 (909 points)

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 2. Annoying Vegan : 6210 points
 3. Side Boob: 5954 points
 4. ping: 3921 points
 5. Not A Bot: 3515 points
 6. Gomi Day: 3016 points
 7. logono: 2198 points
 8. Booty Kicker: 2186 points
 9. Horp Lello: 2124 points
10. Yurishiro: 2065 points
11. Dresdenkeogh: 2031 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1934 points
13. Taters: 1903 points
14. Christina: 1832 points
15. lavender: 1771 points
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 Kawika: Bork!
 Wet farts: You are doing me the frighten
 grizzly: Fast and furriest
Image 204668   09-20-17   Uploaded by    soccer
 Ulillillia: Very young.
 WaffleIron: He solves... practical problems.
 Air Biscuit: @Teechur comments make everything less awkward.
 Teechur: Yes, things did get weird.
 WTF: Jim Gaffigan?
 Yurishiro: Grand prize to the funniest mom ever here fellas.
Image 204667   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Taters
 Borkf: And yet everyone gives me funny looks when I go out in my leotard made of zip disks.
 jochenau: The Queen of AOL.
 Prostata: shiney!
 Side Boob: Any woman that would wear that is OK by me!
 Butcherboy: DVD diva. DVD playa?
 sparename: Seedy
Image 204666   09-20-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
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 Air Biscuit: @Yurishiro "Captain! Weve got a problem! We dont have enough hipster lumberjacks to balence on all of our logs!"
 Mad Collager: There are sled dogs, and then there are timber wolves.
 Yurishiro: Captain's multiplying at an alarming rate.
Image 204664   09-20-17   Uploaded by    steve
 Felicity: He might be one of the nice atheists. There are some. That said, I still carry the scars of atheists who lashed out at me for being agnostic
 Science: You may not have a god, but you sure as hell can't shut up about your religion.
 jazzjunkie: We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!
 jazzjunkie: He seems nice.
 hajjpodge: This is the worst way to go about being that thing.
 Warrax: Moments before he was tragically killed and eaten by pastafarians.
 Sadbot: @Sadbot Although, I respect that you're given the option of evangelism. This guy probably won't knock on my door on a weekend morning that I'm hungover, making my dog bark.
 Dresdenkeogh: Have you heard the lack of news?
 Borkf: Please, tell me what you don't believe in and I'll tell you what I didn't have for lunch.
 sparename: "..*I* was an atheist 'til I realised that I actually *am* God"
 jochenau: Can we chat about things other than atheism?
 Side Boob: I was hoping for a vegan. Sorry.
 Yurishiro: Cool, lets chat! didn't writeyou were a FAT atheist...I'm outta here!
 grizzly: Brilliant! I hate when people try to sit at my table, too!
 Sadbot: Me too, but hard pass!
 Gomi Day: @Wet farts how did i miss that comment, before posting mine? welp.
 Gomi Day: i would but you're probably insufferable.
 Ulillillia: I would, but I'm late for church.
 Wet farts: Oops! Looks like you spelled "insufferable douchebag" incorrectly.
Image 204663   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 Felicity: Apparently haikus go 6/1/9 (letters)
 BFHoodrich: im dead @Teechur
 Air Biscuit: @Annoying Vegan couldent you affix a stylus to the nub where your hand was and continue graphic desiging?
 Teechur: But now I can'tdle even.
 Annoying Vegan : Graphic design WAS my passion. :(
Image 204662   09-20-17   Uploaded by    durian
 Teechur: You should clean your stove top more often.
Image 204661   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Defiance
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It was uploaded by Baby Jesus. We'll pray for you, Baby Jesus.
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It was uploaded by dirtstick. Boo, dirtstick.
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