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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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 Purbo Drumoble: Bork!
 Rarb Rempumple: You are doing me the frighten
 Thople Drumongus: Fast and furriest
Image 204668   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Muft Plemungo
Score:
617
 
 Vert Horpumbies: Very young.
 Meple Grunongus: He solves... practical problems.
 Barb Albombies: @Teechur comments make everything less awkward.
 Jift Plumple: Yes, things did get weird.
 Frople Rempoble: Jim Gaffigan?
 Belm Plemongus: Grand prize to the funniest mom ever here fellas.
Image 204667   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Jelm Morpungus
Score:
722
 
 Jemp Rempupert: And yet everyone gives me funny looks when I go out in my leotard made of zip disks.
 Mart Grongo: The Queen of AOL.
 Gople Drumomple: shiney!
 Frople Horpupert: Any woman that would wear that is OK by me!
 Thingo Dampupert: DVD diva. DVD playa?
 Beld Rempopert: Seedy
Image 204666   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Verb Grunungo
Score:
295
 
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Image 204665   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Fring Horpumbies
Score:
302
 
 Troft Brungus: @Yurishiro "Captain! Weve got a problem! We dont have enough hipster lumberjacks to balence on all of our logs!"
 Lerbo Plemongus: There are sled dogs, and then there are timber wolves.
 Gelm Plemombies: Captain's log...is multiplying at an alarming rate.
Image 204664   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Bamp Rempongo
Score:
275
 
 Jorb Grumple: He might be one of the nice atheists. There are some. That said, I still carry the scars of atheists who lashed out at me for being agnostic
 Creple Plongus: You may not have a god, but you sure as hell can't shut up about your religion.
 Hift Albombies: We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!
 Jolm Rempungo: He seems nice.
 Goft Horpomple: This is the worst way to go about being that thing.
 Thift Flumongus: Moments before he was tragically killed and eaten by pastafarians.
 Purbo Morpombies: @Sadbot Although, I respect that you're given the option of evangelism. This guy probably won't knock on my door on a weekend morning that I'm hungover, making my dog bark.
 Crirt Cremupert: Have you heard the lack of news?
 Flelm Morpoble: Please, tell me what you don't believe in and I'll tell you what I didn't have for lunch.
 Gungo Horpupert: "..*I* was an atheist 'til I realised that I actually *am* God"
 Jeple Horpupert: Can we chat about things other than atheism?
 Jift Bromple: I was hoping for a vegan. Sorry.
 Bulm Dampoble: Cool, lets chat! Wait...you didn't writeyou were a FAT atheist...I'm outta here!
 Reft Flumple: Brilliant! I hate when people try to sit at my table, too!
 Pilm Grunongus: Me too, but hard pass!
 Giple Grunumple: @Wet farts how did i miss that comment, before posting mine? welp.
 Fluple Plemungo: i would but you're probably insufferable.
 Haple Broble: I would, but I'm late for church.
 Horm Flumumbies: Oops! Looks like you spelled "insufferable douchebag" incorrectly.
Image 204663   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Truld Plemungus
Score:
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 Varbo Drumumple: Apparently haikus go 6/1/9 (letters)
 Thumpo Flupert: im dead @Teechur
 Galm Dampuble: @Annoying Vegan couldent you affix a stylus to the nub where your hand was and continue graphic desiging?
 Crirbo Drumuble: But now I can'tdle even.
 Mift Drumombies: Graphic design WAS my passion. :(
Image 204662   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Lang Flumopert
Score:
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 Triple Flopert: NOT TO A GAS STOVE FOR THE LOVE OF ARGGHHGHGGRRGRGBBBGBG.
 Flempo Morpumbies: You should clean your stove top more often.
Image 204661   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Dort Plemuble
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