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254189  a robot: That cat's expression is hilarious

254193  a robot: No, I don't remember that either

254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker



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 Air Biscuit: @Yurishiro "Captain! Weve got a problem! We dont have enough hipster lumberjacks to balence on all of our logs!"
 Mad Collager: There are sled dogs, and then there are timber wolves.
 Magic Bullets: Captain's log...is multiplying at an alarming rate.
Image 204664   09-20-17   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
275
 
 Cyka: He might be one of the nice atheists. There are some. That said, I still carry the scars of atheists who lashed out at me for being agnostic
 Science: You may not have a god, but you sure as hell can't shut up about your religion.
 jazzjunkie: We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!
 jazzjunkie: He seems nice.
 hajjpodge: This is the worst way to go about being that thing.
 Warrax: Moments before he was tragically killed and eaten by pastafarians.
 Sadbot: @Sadbot Although, I respect that you're given the option of evangelism. This guy probably won't knock on my door on a weekend morning that I'm hungover, making my dog bark.
 Dresdenkeogh: Have you heard the lack of news?
 Borkf: Please, tell me what you don't believe in and I'll tell you what I didn't have for lunch.
 sparename: "..*I* was an atheist 'til I realised that I actually *am* God"
 jochenau: Can we chat about things other than atheism?
 Side Boob: I was hoping for a vegan. Sorry.
 night shift: Cool, lets chat! Wait...you didn't writeyou were a FAT atheist...I'm outta here!
 grizzly: Brilliant! I hate when people try to sit at my table, too!
 Sadbot: Me too, but hard pass!
 Gomi Day: @Wet farts how did i miss that comment, before posting mine? welp.
 Gomi Day: i would but you're probably insufferable.
 Ulillillia: I would, but I'm late for church.
 Wet farts: Oops! Looks like you spelled "insufferable douchebag" incorrectly.
Image 204663   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
362
 
 deadwombat: Apparently haikus go 6/1/9 (letters)
 BFHoodrich: im dead @Teechur
 Air Biscuit: @Annoying Vegan couldent you affix a stylus to the nub where your hand was and continue graphic desiging?
 Teechur: But now I can'tdle even.
 Annoying Vegan : Graphic design WAS my passion. :(
Image 204662   09-20-17   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
241
 
 WaffleIron: NOT TO A GAS STOVE FOR THE LOVE OF ARGGHHGHGGRRGRGBBBGBG.
 Teechur: You should clean your stove top more often.
Image 204661   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Defiance
Image 204660 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

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Image 204659 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by dirtstick. Boo, dirtstick.
Score:
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 Teechur: @El Barto Or not too chill. That is the question.
 El Barto: @Teechur Some might say "too chill".
 Dr. Bathroom: Thanks for helping, doggo.
 Teechur: That doggo is totally chill.
 Gomi Day: move, goddamnit! .... sigh.. "good boy"
 sparename: Let freezing dogs lie
Image 204658   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
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 Teechur: A duck-billed cuteypuss
Image 204657   09-20-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: ... is my dancing name.
 cenecia: I love Naruto.
 E. HONDA: the fighting illini?
 Mr. Butt: same
 Ulillillia: Got your nose!
 Greifer: So true
Image 204656   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
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 petunias: All aboooooooard!
 Science: I blew up the yacht, Michael!
 Not A Bot: Kind of trashy.
 ChubbyBuddy: this is my fetish
 sparename: Up-Helly-Aa for the modern age
Image 204655   09-20-17   Uploaded by    happier
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