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216617  Fiveninety: when you really think about it, all water is reclaimed

216624  charlemagne: much like the yo-yo, the terrys chocolate orange was originally conceived as a weapon

216613  Robespierre: Nothing was "extreme" back in the '60s, @SpaceCow.

216625  tib gubb: when dealing with over-the-top spiciness, it's good to talk a big game

216590  VeeKay: Is it "things you see before you die" Bob?

216613  Robespierre: @Prostata I do! Straight into a white Bronco!

216594  VeeKay: Anatidaephobia amirite?

216630  lebron: "I shouldn't have given the ring to Frodo."

216593  Shay: Up "something, something" creek.

216626  Robespierre: Star light, star bright; first star ... WHOOMP!

216602  VeeKay: Same as Trump will when he's in court. "I've got dat dimesntsia hurr hurr hurr".

216625  Shay: If it's a Carolina Reaper (world's spiciest chili pepper), I'm gamed.

216605  VeeKay: Weak, but impressive.

216533  MasterTwig: "daylight saving time". It's not plural.

216595  Not A Bot: Hillbilly toilet roll holder

216630  jem: "I'm too old for this shit."

216617  tib gubb: you're not my mom, sign!

216614  VeeKay: Oh hell no, my second girlfriend!

216615  VeeKay: Demidog

216616  VeeKay: "When I win the Euro Millions I will glaze my windows with opals".

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5. Science
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216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 216526 (727 points)
midgetcastle uploaded 216412 (707 points)
Ulillillia uploaded 216525 (703 points)
ppr4 uploaded 216123 (702 points)
Micro Jackson uploaded 216431 (698 points)
Rembo Rompus uploaded 216174 (692 points)
happier uploaded 216189 (689 points)
eevee uploaded 216417 (687 points)
SaltLick uploaded 216477 (666 points)


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 3. winwolf: 2639 points
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 5. midgetcastle: 1460 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 1456 points
 7. Ulillillia: 1386 points
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 9. Mexico: 1196 points
10. rubix1924: 1160 points
11. togboat: 1123 points
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Score:
302
 
 Air Biscuit: @Yurishiro "Captain! Weve got a problem! We dont have enough hipster lumberjacks to balence on all of our logs!"
 Mad Collager: There are sled dogs, and then there are timber wolves.
 Yurishiro: Captain's log...is multiplying at an alarming rate.
Image 204664   09-20-17   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
275
 
 Felicity: He might be one of the nice atheists. There are some. That said, I still carry the scars of atheists who lashed out at me for being agnostic
 Science: You may not have a god, but you sure as hell can't shut up about your religion.
 jazzjunkie: We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!
 jazzjunkie: He seems nice.
 hajjpodge: This is the worst way to go about being that thing.
 Warrax: Moments before he was tragically killed and eaten by pastafarians.
 Sadbot: @Sadbot Although, I respect that you're given the option of evangelism. This guy probably won't knock on my door on a weekend morning that I'm hungover, making my dog bark.
 Dresdenkeogh: Have you heard the lack of news?
 Borkf: Please, tell me what you don't believe in and I'll tell you what I didn't have for lunch.
 sparename: "..*I* was an atheist 'til I realised that I actually *am* God"
 jochenau: Can we chat about things other than atheism?
 Side Boob: I was hoping for a vegan. Sorry.
 Yurishiro: Cool, lets chat! Wait...you didn't writeyou were a FAT atheist...I'm outta here!
 grizzly: Brilliant! I hate when people try to sit at my table, too!
 Sadbot: Me too, but hard pass!
 Gomi Day: @Wet farts how did i miss that comment, before posting mine? welp.
 Gomi Day: i would but you're probably insufferable.
 Ulillillia: I would, but I'm late for church.
 Wet farts: Oops! Looks like you spelled "insufferable douchebag" incorrectly.
Image 204663   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
362
 
 Felicity: Apparently haikus go 6/1/9 (letters)
 BFHoodrich: im dead @Teechur
 Air Biscuit: @Annoying Vegan couldent you affix a stylus to the nub where your hand was and continue graphic desiging?
 Teechur: But now I can'tdle even.
 Annoying Vegan : Graphic design WAS my passion. :(
Image 204662   09-20-17   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
241
 
 WaffleIron: NOT TO A GAS STOVE FOR THE LOVE OF ARGGHHGHGGRRGRGBBBGBG.
 Teechur: You should clean your stove top more often.
Image 204661   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Defiance
Image 204660 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Baby Jesus. Boo, Baby Jesus.
Image 204659 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by dirtstick. Boo, dirtstick.
Score:
543
 
 Teechur: @El Barto Or not too chill. That is the question.
 El Barto: @Teechur Some might say "too chill".
 Dr. Bathroom: Thanks for helping, doggo.
 Teechur: That doggo is totally chill.
 Gomi Day: move, goddamnit! .... sigh.. "good boy"
 sparename: Let freezing dogs lie
Image 204658   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
438
 
 Teechur: A duck-billed cuteypuss
Image 204657   09-20-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
463
 
 Mr Bleak: ... is my dancing name.
 cenecia: I love Naruto.
 E. HONDA: the fighting illini?
 Mr. Butt: same
 Ulillillia: Got your nose!
 Greifer: So true
Image 204656   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
376
 
 Yurishiro: All aboooooooard!
 Science: I blew up the yacht, Michael!
 Not A Bot: Kind of trashy.
 ChubbyBuddy: this is my fetish
 sparename: Up-Helly-Aa for the modern age
Image 204655   09-20-17   Uploaded by    happier
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