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258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

258604  a robot: "I should really buy a boat."

258615  a robot: @Annoying Vegan I seriously love this new project you're doing! :D

258616  a robot: Also @Mr. Butt

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258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258524 Robespierre: @Solemn They sure are - that dance move is most certainly broken.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices



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11. DerMantis: 1579 points
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14. Baby Jesus: 1422 points
15. logan: 1414 points
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Score:
802
 
 imaginary gf: Peter and Quagmire had that job too.
 kornisjon: Heeeer's Hammy!
 El Barto: Peek a boo!
 sparename: This can't be the first hamster in orbit?
Image 204641   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
42
 
 horny horn: Life is scary and depressing
 Shay: Germans have nothing for them, but Japan and other parts of Asia give obese kids a chance in life participating in sumo.
 DarkTeddy: I thought bigger was better anyways
Image 204640   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
397
 
 Amy Housewine: The judges would also have accepted "-y Island".
 Sydney: I always liked the cone of silence.
 sparename: what about ".. of shame"?? more room but there's a hole in the bottom
 Teechur: Our three most popular types. And plain. But nobody orders plain.
Image 204639   09-20-17   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
174
 
 LurkedMoar: I'm disappointed that there's not really an excited red doggo behind him on the left
 huskyboy: Ben Elton has the box from /Pulp Fiction/
 DarkTeddy: I finally have my secret lair, yet i still feel empty
Image 204638   09-20-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
321
 
 Air Biscuit: @Mr Shifty thanks. I love me too.
 kornisjon: Cool. I'll get one that says "Everybody poops".
 fridaynight: @WaffleIron I agree. Good typography here
 Haute and sweaty: @Air Biscuit we're tall. gonna die.
 Mr Shifty: @Air Biscuit Ha ha ha ha you crazy bastard, I love you!
 funny in the wall: Technically correct
 Borb Prembus: A rather rash statement; wouldn't you say?
 Air Biscuit: Gonna have to come back and finish the T later.
 FabricMan: @WaffleIron But is it factually accurate?
 WaffleIron: Correct conjunction, kerning's good, I don't see any problems here.
Image 204637   09-20-17   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
552
 
 Flarmie: Baffled-met
 funny in the wall: Stars of David are easier to inscribe
 sparename: The Irregular Show
 SharkysMachine: Not all is lost! Can still make a unicursal hexagram, is one more evil than 5!
 WaffleIron: "But Dad! I'm not good at evil stuff, I want to be an accountant!"
Image 204636   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
248
 
 Shay: UROP ? G-tie-VF ME H20 Kurt Angle?
 WTF: Drop and give me 20 Cat-in-the-Hats
 WaffleIron: 20 plusses!
Image 204635   09-20-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
470
 
 jazzjunkie: What monstros chompers!
 Turd Ferguson: Storybook land?
 Not A Bot: Wtf Rey is the main character.
 Shay: @Robespierre HORRIBLE MOVIE!!!
 leia: Jacques' Pink Room - yeah, I've seen Fire Walk With Me.
 WTF: The Tunnel O' Chum
Image 204634   09-20-17   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
266
 
 Mr Shifty: @Robespierre True, true.
 Mr Shifty: You can pay $9 for a pair made in China so this, as a business model, is a kind of sick joke. Of course, you do need access to the internet.
 Teechur: 62.5 pounds each? Who would even WEAR such heavy glasses?
 XLY: hmmm.. I thought jeans at first, but now I'm guessing its probably for glasses. seems reasonable, I can go pay $100 for 2 down the street.
 DarkTeddy: Rolexs would be cool at 1/10th of the price. @Robespierre
 Minnesotan: Yes, it's called "capitalism"
 Sage: @grizzly Pairs of what?
 grizzly: @WTF but they are COMPLETE pairs.
 WTF: @Sage Looks like it's in a depressed part of town. Poor or not that is still too much money.
 prius: Today's world of high-end commerce is a sick joke in general.
 Sage: I think I'm missing something here.
 WaffleIron: Mostly it is.
Image 204633   09-20-17   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
410
 
 El Barto: The circle is complete. Let us chant.
 Mr Shifty: Don't cross the beams!
 Zampano: It's not gay if you don't touch... Oh, well, go ahead anyways, I don't judge.
Image 204632   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
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