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210458  skittles: What's the status update? Did he pull through?

210500  WaffleIron: The busiest beaver.

210502  WaffleIron: I most certainly did!

210482  WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$

210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

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210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young



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rockkstar uploaded 210382 (677 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (672 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
cybeq uploaded 209985 (664 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
flying sheep uploaded 210420 (661 points)
carlin uploaded 210291 (658 points)
Side Boob uploaded 210220 (632 points)
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10. Religion X: 1084 points
11. FarmerWalk: 1073 points
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Score:
777
 
 BavidDowie: Leaf me alone
 Suburbanmom: PERFECT!
 Greifer: Remake of 'cabin in the woods' looks shit
 Shay: 0/10 - Wifi sucks here.
 WTF: "This is great... but how do I get in?"
 Air Biscuit: I wanna live there.... as long as the internet is good.
 Robespierre: The Compound.
 dangerkeith3000: @Warrax "The Survivors"?
 Warrax: It's like that one TNG episode.
 WaffleIron: Less grass to mow.
 dangerkeith3000: Looks fake, but maybe not.
 Mr Shifty: Living the green dream.
 NoRagrets: Oh you know, I have a quaint little house surrounded by trees...
Image 204628   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
338
 
 cenecia: I told ya to stay outta my swamp!
 Robespierre: Willem Steig must be rolling over in his grave right about now.
 dangerkeith3000: Ogres have layers.
 Mr Shifty: Pretty sure I saw a different version.
Image 204627   09-20-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
299
 
 Mr Shifty: William Morris?
 Robespierre: Pall waper?
Image 204626   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
400
 
 kornisjon: ce n'est pas une girafe
 Robespierre: Braces. Soon. Fergitit, @zoe - some of us aren't going to take your sleazy comment bait.
 Christina: A beautiful giraffe.
Image 204625   09-20-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
191
 
 Warrax: Being sliced up by one of those deli meat slicers is my phobia.
Image 204624   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
401
 
 Gomi Day: @Amy Housewine totally worth the fifty bucks, then!
 Mr Shifty: Tuorist? Non!
 XLY: Fuuuuuck $49.99/call is hardcore AF
 funny in the wall: Isn't death metal basically songs about dnd? I think you mean black metal
 Mr Shifty: Poseur? Oui!
 Amy Housewine: I tried it once and all of the members of Party Cannon had dialled in, it was awesome.
 Robespierre: Sounds like a jolly bunch. Well-heeled, too.
 Shay: *dials number* "Sorry the number you have called has been disconnected." FUCKING POS(U)ER!!!"
Image 204623   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
454
 
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 Holy shit, there's a tree in this picture!
 FabricMan: You're so focused on the owl, you never notice the sniper until it's to---
 dangerkeith3000: Holy shit, there's an owl in this picture!
Image 204622   09-20-17   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
481
 
 Mr Bleak: Half of me wants to see how he has a shit while wearing that. The other half of me really, really doesn't...
 Greifer: I keep hitting that play now button but nothing happens... nothing i say
 grizzly: @Ihminen if it includes game genie codes included, I'm in!
 Ihminen: @grizzly that's some bootleg nes cartridge stuff right there in modern style
 WTF: I call BS. 86% battery on a cell phone screen shot?
 kinggheedra: Aw man, 3G! God bless you.
 Christina: Too bad it's too inconvenient when you're not sitting on a slope.
 Robespierre: Get up. Stroll about. I want to view the madness.
 grizzly: 150?! In one app?!
Image 204621   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
458
 
 Christina: Bad statistics are bad.
 Air Biscuit: No more blessings from the great stallion.
 PenguinBartender: I see what you did there.
 grizzly: It's a good thing I'm wearing my slope graphing suit.
Image 204620   09-20-17   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
515
 
 a robot: Five million ounces is 39,000 gallons. I don't know why I can't stop laughing at this.
 Shay: Stay the hell away from G2 Gatorade then.
 DrinkMixMan: Looks like piss but tastes like shit? What kind of sorcery is this?
 dangerkeith3000: gatorpiss
 Air Biscuit: 5 million ounces? That sounds made up.
 Meow: might not actually be gatorade
Image 204619   09-20-17   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
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