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258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

258604  a robot: "I should really buy a boat."

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258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!



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Score:
777
 
 BavidDowie: Leaf me alone
 Suburbanmom: PERFECT!
 Greifer: Remake of 'cabin in the woods' looks shit
 Shay: 0/10 - Wifi sucks here.
 WTF: "This is great... but how do I get in?"
 Air Biscuit: I wanna live there.... as long as the internet is good.
 boozer: The Compound.
 buds420: @Warrax "The Survivors"?
 Warrax: It's like that one TNG episode.
 WaffleIron: Less grass to mow.
 miller: Looks fake, but maybe not.
 Mr Shifty: Living the green dream.
 NoRagrets: Oh you know, I have a quaint little house surrounded by trees...
Image 204628   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
338
 
 cenecia: I told ya to stay outta my swamp!
 why the long face: Willem Steig must be rolling over in his grave right about now.
 Watch Out: Ogres have layers.
 Mr Shifty: Pretty sure I saw a different version.
Image 204627   09-20-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
299
 
 Mr Shifty: William Morris?
 Lorm Bembo: Pall waper?
Image 204626   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
400
 
 kornisjon: ce n'est pas une girafe
 east bay: Braces. Soon. Fergitit, @zoe - some of us aren't going to take your sleazy comment bait.
 Christina: A beautiful giraffe.
Image 204625   09-20-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
191
 
 Warrax: Being sliced up by one of those deli meat slicers is my phobia.
Image 204624   09-20-17   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
425
 
 Gomi Day: @Amy Housewine totally worth the fifty bucks, then!
 Mr Shifty: Tuorist? Non!
 XLY: Fuuuuuck $49.99/call is hardcore AF
 funny in the wall: Isn't death metal basically songs about dnd? I think you mean black metal
 Mr Shifty: Poseur? Oui!
 Amy Housewine: I tried it once and all of the members of Party Cannon had dialled in, it was awesome.
 Porm Munties: Sounds like a jolly bunch. Well-heeled, too.
 Shay: *dials number* "Sorry the number you have called has been disconnected." FUCKING POS(U)ER!!!"
Image 204623   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
454
 
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 Holy shit, there's a tree in this picture!
 FabricMan: You're so focused on the owl, you never notice the sniper until it's to---
 guccigucci: Holy shit, there's an owl in this picture!
Image 204622   09-20-17   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
481
 
 Mr Bleak: Half of me wants to see how he has a shit while wearing that. The other half of me really, really doesn't...
 Greifer: I keep hitting that play now button but nothing happens... nothing i say
 grizzly: @Ihminen if it includes game genie codes included, I'm in!
 Ihminen: @grizzly that's some bootleg nes cartridge stuff right there in modern style
 WTF: I call BS. 86% battery on a cell phone screen shot?
 kinggheedra: Aw man, 3G! God bless you.
 Christina: Too bad it's too inconvenient when you're not sitting on a slope.
 KnifeySpooney: Get up. Stroll about. I want to view the madness.
 grizzly: 150?! In one app?!
Image 204621   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
458
 
 Christina: Bad statistics are bad.
 Air Biscuit: No more blessings from the great stallion.
 PenguinBartender: I see what you did there.
 grizzly: It's a good thing I'm wearing my slope graphing suit.
Image 204620   09-20-17   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
515
 
 a robot: Five million ounces is 39,000 gallons. I don't know why I can't stop laughing at this.
 Shay: Stay the hell away from G2 Gatorade then.
 DrinkMixMan: Looks like piss but tastes like shit? What kind of sorcery is this?
 zoso: gatorpiss
 Air Biscuit: 5 million ounces? That sounds made up.
 Meow: might not actually be gatorade
Image 204619   09-20-17   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
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