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262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

262959  Sandor: So if I can't get hired by McDonald's, does that make me a winner?

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262697 piranharama: Great band name

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262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

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Score:
525
 
 White Rice: @Sage I render some webcomic poking fun at the fact that while Wailord was the heaviest Pokmon, it was also so large that the weight distribution would make it about as dense as if it was hollow & made of styrofoam. Still a crap-ton of weight (lb or feathers vs lb of bricks) but a funny thought, all things considered.
 Christina: Is super effective.
 Sage: Body Slam's damage is increased based on the pokemon's weight, it think. That would be an appropriate reaction.
Image 204588   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
450
 
 Mr Shifty: @Robespierre Indeed.
 flushpuppy: @Mr Shifty Vile and vicious creature.
 Mr Shifty: @Robespierre @Mad Collager Java Peafowl
 Taters: @PenguinBartender also dogs tho
 doggggggie: @PenguinBartender True dat!
 Mad Collager: @PenguinBartender They're just bitter because all the purple has been removed.
 wolfpupy: Showoff.
 PenguinBartender: Aggronauts be like "not a cat? Bad."
Image 204587   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr Shifty
Score:
538
 
 Skinr: In a lotus flower he comes, from a million miles away, from a distant Asian land / Comes the hero, Buddhaman!
 Mad Collager: @WTF This sculpture is actually 200 feet tall.
 Koopa: I see C-3PO got an upgrade...
 WTF: Ultra Budda
 BFHoodrich: (uk speak for erased)
 forkbear: Literally rubbed out..
Image 204586   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
529
 
 Alpha Trion: There was another book out on the same subject at just about the same time - "Making Mikey More Malleable." Probably part of a set along with "Child Dianetics", right, @Skinr?
 Skinr: This is a fake cover; inside it is just a copy of "Child Dianetics".
 Not Sam: Ma-Ti!
 Flarmie: Didn't several of these grow up to be Planateers?
 Boffa: When you figure out those 2 smug girls and laughing punk just played you both.
Image 204585   09-20-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
379
 
 Mad Collager: @Butcherboy Your a man after my own heart! Playing with the Ignorant can be so much fun! (Unless they're armed.)
 DarkTeddy: Why dont we just like do this for all of the world?
 Butcherboy: I saw state shaped cutting boards the other day. Asked the clerk for a Colorado one. She started looking thru their catalog. I eventually gave up the ruse. She was not amused
 buds420: @a robot the higher one here is Colorado
 Ulillillia: Michigan still northeast of Indiana
 a robot: Let's play a game. It's called "Colorado or Wyoming?"
 killme: Texas next to Cali? Never gonna happen.
 McBomalds: Pangina
Image 204584   09-20-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
315
 
 Mr Shifty: Biggest loser
 tea: When they said you could use hand signals, this is not what they meant.
 Mad Collager: So that's why he drives with his arm out the window.
 someguy: Title card misspells "ass"
 Gazden: Strange things are afoot in Granite City.
 Hosebag: So that's where I left it.
 Zampano: So that's why he never signaled. At least he had an excuse, unlike the rest of the assholes...
Image 204583   09-20-17   Uploaded by    AstoriaBum
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Score:
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 Skinr: Filmed in SKELETORAMA - the new screen miracle of the age!
 TheFrogMan: Harryhausen skeleton soldiers: theyre like Terminators, but made of bone
 Yam: @Yurishiro "There's nothing better than a mace for smashing skinny little skeletons" -Griswold
 Sage: It will only end when there are no more Hydra Teeth.
 sparename: "Bring us Jason And The Arguments"
 hoobleton: Good news! Maybe we can get out of this stupid Skull phase the United States has been in since the Shrub initiated the Permanent State of War way back when.
 Jason Steak: @Sage are you the "will it blend" guy?
 Sage: @Yurishiro Crush it. Incinerate it. Target the joints. Smash it. There are a multitude of ways of dealing with reanimated skeletons. Just be sure to use a blunt instrument, those do, like, 50% extra damage to them.
 romangreek: How do you kill a skeleton exactly?
 Knice: Oh, the dootmanity!!
Image 204581   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
446
 
 vape station: @ignatz Wow
 Pizza: @Yam Owww! Fire indeed hot.
 Yam: The professy will help!
 Cheesecake: I have heard rumours to that effect.
 fink: Caution comment is not funny.
 Warrax: But will it feel really good the whole time it's killing me?
 Knice: They think it be like that, and it do.
 Bad Dad: My caution fire has gone out
Image 204580   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
732
 
 Annoying Vegan : Ugh... He's right behind me, isn't he.
 youshall: WTF!!!
 logono: This picture frightens me.
 Christina: So, that's the Chicago mothman.
 PenguinBartender: I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ... OF YOUR WARDROBE *nomnomnom*
 NoRagrets: Mothra Jr!
 Mr. Lizard: "Sic 'em! Sic 'em!"
 cassette1: When you see it, you'll shit moths.
 grid: Moth- not even once
Image 204579   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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