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273580  fenixdown: You're not being downsized, you're being ORGASMSIZED!

273628  Not A Bot: Screw you giant octopus. Eat my giant kitty dick.

273623  a robot: The image quality and whack offping here are just *chef's kiss*

273587  addend: "Ain't nothin' funny, but you better laugh, mo-fo!"

273605  Science: @addend: Sorry, we aren't speaking Latin anymore. You may take your Yoda-speak and go.

273594  addend: (Washes hands thoroughly.)

273607  Brain: Good pastries, 89c.

273629  Dr Awkward: This is a chill-ass cat.

273630  Dr Awkward: @Christina My wife and I call it "Cat Stuff." Either cats can see ghosts, or they're the biggest tweakers in the animal kingdom.

273596  addend: Mmm, penne.

273625  Science: Don't lock your knees, Brenda!

273631  Dr Awkward: @Teh Simpson What show is it?

273603  addend: "Hooman, you have whiskers in your nostrils."

273604  addend: # My spear and magic helmet #

273624  Urn BooUrn: I hope those star-crossed kids make it.

273605  addend: *for whom you are looking.

273624  Christina: Best pals forever.

273608  addend: Back to #273632.

273632  addend: Not bad, but #273608 has better camo.

273610  addend: Lo-fi image fits.

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273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.



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Score:
525
 
 White Rice: @Sage I render some webcomic poking fun at the fact that while Wailord was the heaviest Pokmon, it was also so large that the weight distribution would make it about as dense as if it was hollow & made of styrofoam. Still a crap-ton of weight (lb or feathers vs lb of bricks) but a funny thought, all things considered.
 Christina: Is super effective.
 Sage: Body Slam's damage is increased based on the pokemon's weight, it think. That would be an appropriate reaction.
Image 204588   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
450
 
 Mr Shifty: @Robespierre Indeed.
 flushpuppy: @Mr Shifty Vile and vicious creature.
 Mr Shifty: @Robespierre @Mad Collager Java Peafowl
 Taters: @PenguinBartender also dogs tho
 doggggggie: @PenguinBartender True dat!
 Mad Collager: @PenguinBartender They're just bitter because all the purple has been removed.
 wolfpupy: Showoff.
 PenguinBartender: Aggronauts be like "not a cat? Bad."
Image 204587   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr Shifty
Score:
538
 
 Skinr: In a lotus flower he comes, from a million miles away, from a distant Asian land / Comes the hero, Buddhaman!
 Mad Collager: @WTF This sculpture is actually 200 feet tall.
 Koopa: I see C-3PO got an upgrade...
 WTF: Ultra Budda
 BFHoodrich: (uk speak for erased)
 forkbear: Literally rubbed out..
Image 204586   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
529
 
 Alpha Trion: There was another book out on the same subject at just about the same time - "Making Mikey More Malleable." Probably part of a set along with "Child Dianetics", right, @Skinr?
 Skinr: This is a fake cover; inside it is just a copy of "Child Dianetics".
 Not Sam: Ma-Ti!
 Flarmie: Didn't several of these grow up to be Planateers?
 Boffa: When you figure out those 2 smug girls and laughing punk just played you both.
Image 204585   09-20-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
379
 
 Mad Collager: @Butcherboy Your a man after my own heart! Playing with the Ignorant can be so much fun! (Unless they're armed.)
 DarkTeddy: Why dont we just like do this for all of the world?
 Butcherboy: I saw state shaped cutting boards the other day. Asked the clerk for a Colorado one. She started looking thru their catalog. I eventually gave up the ruse. She was not amused
 buds420: @a robot the higher one here is Colorado
 Ulillillia: Michigan still northeast of Indiana
 a robot: Let's play a game. It's called "Colorado or Wyoming?"
 killme: Texas next to Cali? Never gonna happen.
 McBomalds: Pangina
Image 204584   09-20-17   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
315
 
 Mr Shifty: Biggest loser
 tea: When they said you could use hand signals, this is not what they meant.
 Mad Collager: So that's why he drives with his arm out the window.
 someguy: Title card misspells "ass"
 Gazden: Strange things are afoot in Granite City.
 Hosebag: So that's where I left it.
 Zampano: So that's why he never signaled. At least he had an excuse, unlike the rest of the assholes...
Image 204583   09-20-17   Uploaded by    AstoriaBum
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Score:
790
 
 Skinr: Filmed in SKELETORAMA - the new screen miracle of the age!
 TheFrogMan: Harryhausen skeleton soldiers: theyre like Terminators, but made of bone
 Yam: @Yurishiro "There's nothing better than a mace for smashing skinny little skeletons" -Griswold
 Sage: It will only end when there are no more Hydra Teeth.
 sparename: "Bring us Jason And The Arguments"
 hoobleton: Good news! Maybe we can get out of this stupid Skull phase the United States has been in since the Shrub initiated the Permanent State of War way back when.
 Jason Steak: @Sage are you the "will it blend" guy?
 Sage: @Yurishiro Crush it. Incinerate it. Target the joints. Smash it. There are a multitude of ways of dealing with reanimated skeletons. Just be sure to use a blunt instrument, those do, like, 50% extra damage to them.
 romangreek: How do you kill a skeleton exactly?
 Knice: Oh, the dootmanity!!
Image 204581   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
446
 
 vape station: @ignatz Wow
 Pizza: @Yam Owww! Fire indeed hot.
 Yam: The professy will help!
 Cheesecake: I have heard rumours to that effect.
 fink: Caution comment is not funny.
 Warrax: But will it feel really good the whole time it's killing me?
 Knice: They think it be like that, and it do.
 Bad Dad: My caution fire has gone out
Image 204580   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
732
 
 Annoying Vegan : Ugh... He's right behind me, isn't he.
 youshall: WTF!!!
 logono: This picture frightens me.
 Christina: So, that's the Chicago mothman.
 PenguinBartender: I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ... OF YOUR WARDROBE *nomnomnom*
 NoRagrets: Mothra Jr!
 Mr. Lizard: "Sic 'em! Sic 'em!"
 cassette1: When you see it, you'll shit moths.
 grid: Moth- not even once
Image 204579   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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