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210117  Yurishiro: Who doesn't like a good sausage pizza.

210097  Yurishiro: @Christina NERD. JK I love books too.

210112  Urn BooUrn: Dawwww, he needs a ramp to get in.

210109  Yurishiro: @chhumphrey In fact, my comment was about the sticker when it was put on. Written word stands there longer than us, who put that sticker might even be dead who knows. Almost everything marks a point in time, not a continuum.

210116  Christina: Instructions unclear: burger stuck in small round hole.

210123  Black Jesus: Shut UP, Dee!

210075  Christina: Brains...

210094  wolfpk: Culprit #210092

210071  Korrok: Kinky...

210123  Rembo Prundus: Who's that asshole that jumped on his back?

210087  Christina: I like this kind of buhnana.

210088  Christina: @Side Boob Horizontal is "across"; vertical is "down". You're welcome.

209988  funny in the wall: @DarkTeddy If you're interested, check out this book: amazon.com/Physical-Chemistry-Molecular-Donald-McQuarrie/dp/…. It's a good middle of the road PChem text. If you want something more challenging, check out this one: amazon.com/Matter-Equilibrium-Statistical-Mechanics-Thermodynamics/dp/0195147499/…. There's no reason pchem should be easy

210057  Mr. Butt: ok.

210085  chhumphrey: @Knice and diabetes

210089  Christina: ( .)(. )

210089  chhumphrey: shouldn't it be "Redrah Eid"?

210095  Christina: None of those will happen.

210092  chhumphrey: Elton John's uncredited flop

210078  Mr. Butt: I didn't think the image was that funny, but its score was over 300 when I arrived and I just wanted to fit in.

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210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls

209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

210003 Mr Bleak: @KEKOEKEOEK "... but a shitload of insects got mashed to paste."

210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

209988 funny in the wall: @DarkTeddy If you're interested, check out this book: amazon.com/Physical-Chemistry-Molecular-Donald-McQuarrie/dp/…. It's a good middle of the road PChem text. If you want something more challenging, check out this one: amazon.com/Matter-Equilibrium-Statistical-Mechanics-Thermodynamics/dp/0195147499/…. There's no reason pchem should be easy

210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.



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 tib gubb: a few jackie chan facts - he was sold to an opera school at a young age from his poor family (the same school that jet li was a part of). he was a standard kung-fu movie actor until he started directed and then did the insane stunts that made him famous. it was his direction to make action movies more family-friendly. he founded a stuntman school whose members are blacklisted from injury health insurance.
 Felicity: Hes awesome. I want so much to help him with his hairstyle
 a robot: @White Rice I just went and looked at his Facebook page and it is indeed a huge love-fest. He really does seem like a genuinely nice guy, like Hong Kong Mr. Rogers who can also kick your ass
 White Rice: @tib gubb word. From everything I've read & seen, he seems like he would be an incredibly cool guy to get a chance to meet.
 antipatterns: Jackies FB posts about 3 like this a day. Truly great.
 tib gubb: jackie chan rules. end of discussion.
 Yurishiro: Yaky yak!
 charlemagne: like squeezing one out in a village pond
Image 204562   09-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 204561 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by durian. Boo, durian.
Score:
399
 
 Donut: Yes, but can it be an umpire too?
 Entertainmentalist: Well, those targets can stop arrows rather effectively. One could maybe use one as a shield.
 tib gubb: well they got the face right
 Yurishiro: Oh deer.
 Koopa: Protect them with your life, and your solid as hell hooves.
 Scoo: Yes, deer
Image 204560   09-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
242
 
 Mr Shifty: More of a sphere
 Robespierre: Now I'm hungry.
Image 204559   09-20-17   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
676
 
 SomeCanadian: Do what? @Koopa
 piranharama: @Koopa Who do? (It would be wrong to stop now)
 Koopa: @piranharama The power of Voodoo!
 piranharama: @grizzly What power?
 Felicity: Fun fact: one of those things is played by Danny John-Jules
 grizzly: @Koopa @SomeCanadian babe with the power.
 El hefe: I stepped in the bog of eternal stench
 Mr. Shine: Jennifer Connelly and Phoebe Cates were two of my biggest childhood/teenage crushes.
 Koopa: @SomeCanadian What babe?
 Koopa: @piranharama That sounds like something that could give you absolute nightmares, my fellow Aggrogater. Make sure you stay safe!
 tib gubb: I miss the muppets
 SomeCanadian: You remind me of the babe...
 piranharama: @Koopa Yes, though once I thought it would be a tops idea to watch it under the influence of ... substances. I was doing great until these head-swapping bastards and then my brain melted down. I don't think I've seen it since, sadly!
 Yurishiro: "ready for gangbang?"
 Meow: this porn is weird
 EH: RadRadRadRadRadRadRadRadRadR-
 Koopa: Man, Labyrinth sure was WEEEEEEEEEIRD...
 charlemagne: one of us one of us one of us
Image 204558   09-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
314
 
 Robespierre: @Scoo Jack, perhaps, but not John.
 Mr. Shine: GET IT?!
 Haute and sweaty: This guy was at the art festival in my town last week.
 jochenau: Looks more like Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.
 Scoo: Or is it John Lemmon?
 Scoo: Lennonhead
 Hokie333: [Eddie Murphy fake laugh] Ah-HAH-haaaa...
 Borkf: This is unacceptable.
Image 204557   09-20-17   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
217
 
 Not A Bot: Cutest corporate mascot award! And the Pit Pat goes to...
 Knice: The dankest of nugs.
Image 204556   09-20-17   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
721
 
 Teechur: @Fiveninety @Mr. Shine Or 20 cars that are still better than the POS I'm driving.
 UltraBeverly: Look at what humans created from wolves!
 Mr. Shine: @Fiveninety or 20 excellent used dogs.
 Fiveninety: i've never seen one of these in real life because they cost like five grand and i don't know anyone who has that kinda money to spend on a micro-dog.. and don't get me wrong, these things are cute as hell.. but for that kinda money, you can get a halfway-decent used car
 jkhero73: GOOD BOY GOOD BOY GOOD BOY A VERY GOOD BOY
 piranharama: Is this an actual animal? I'm not sure if I'm delighted or horrified.
 ignatz: ..just died of cute
 Not A Bot: so bad it's good
Image 204555   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Image 204554 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by 9mm. Your image was bad, 9mm.
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre East-side Fuckwits.
 Jabberwikket: the joke is on her. The checks were in the mail
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice I have a few vintage ones that are at least 60. One might even be from the forties. I had to reinforce the seams on that one with modern thread, 'cause the original thread had rotted away. I still wear it- carefully. *high fives gingerly*
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan Cool, I'll be 43 next month. *high-five* [sounds of papery skin touching, brittle wrists snapping]
 Gomi Day: so much for long life vehicles..
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice I have dresses that are older than you.
 Robespierre: I wonder what street gang this is the sign for.
 Prostata: QUACK!
 Knice: Hi, Ashly. I have T-shirts older than you. :-)
 ignatz: Where's Mr Rock when you need him?
Image 204553   09-20-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
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