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221565  a sedated moose: @Coolguy me too, but I think it says something to the effect of "exercise for the Fifth Element / film" down the right hand side of it. (In took Spanish in highschool, not French.)

221450  wolfpk: But mostly your mind; I'm a zombie.

221451  wolfpk: I suspected the farmet next door is using GMO pineapples.

221582  Amiga 1000: I've always loved that "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.

221569  Dan Tagonistic: This is why I prefer cats tbh

221574  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue

221558  Dan Tagonistic: Facitse jam

221460  wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"

221579  frankie: "Turns out I have herpes you might want to get tested" -Cinderella

221559  Shay: The horror....the horror....

221480  wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.

221566  Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur

221579  skittles: Sorry kid, you need to be at least 24 inches for this ride.

221543  Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.

221568  Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

221570  Ulillillia: Reptilians

221577  edgarallendoh: Two girls... Two cups?

221568  Scoo: Later, pooplords!

221516  wolfpk: Sorry brony

221577  waffles: This is why we can't have nice things.

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221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221433 UnknownSample: "We've gotta do it tonight guys. The revolution will begin with us"

221502 E. HONDA: A truly unforgettable moment in history

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

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221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221407 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers



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 tib gubb: a few jackie chan facts - he was sold to an opera school at a young age from his poor family (the same school that jet li was a part of). he was a standard kung-fu movie actor until he started directed and then did the insane stunts that made him famous. it was his direction to make action movies more family-friendly. he founded a stuntman school whose members are blacklisted from injury health insurance.
 Felicity: Hes awesome. I want so much to help him with his hairstyle
 a robot: @White Rice I just went and looked at his Facebook page and it is indeed a huge love-fest. He really does seem like a genuinely nice guy, like Hong Kong Mr. Rogers who can also kick your ass
 White Rice: @tib gubb word. From everything I've read & seen, he seems like he would be an incredibly cool guy to get a chance to meet.
 antipatterns: Jackies FB posts about 3 like this a day. Truly great.
 tib gubb: jackie chan rules. end of discussion.
 Yurishiro: Yaky yak!
 charlemagne: like squeezing one out in a village pond
Image 204562   09-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 204561 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by durian. Boo, durian.
Score:
399
 
 Donut: Yes, but can it be an umpire too?
 Entertainmentalist: Well, those targets can stop arrows rather effectively. One could maybe use one as a shield.
 tib gubb: well they got the face right
 Yurishiro: Oh deer.
 Koopa: Protect them with your life, and your solid as hell hooves.
 Scoo: Yes, deer
Image 204560   09-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
242
 
 Mr Shifty: More of a sphere
 Robespierre: Now I'm hungry.
Image 204559   09-20-17   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
676
 
 SomeCanadian: Do what? @Koopa
 piranharama: @Koopa Who do? (It would be wrong to stop now)
 Koopa: @piranharama The power of Voodoo!
 piranharama: @grizzly What power?
 Felicity: Fun fact: one of those things is played by Danny John-Jules
 grizzly: @Koopa @SomeCanadian babe with the power.
 El hefe: I stepped in the bog of eternal stench
 Mr. Shine: Jennifer Connelly and Phoebe Cates were two of my biggest childhood/teenage crushes.
 Koopa: @SomeCanadian What babe?
 Koopa: @piranharama That sounds like something that could give you absolute nightmares, my fellow Aggrogater. Make sure you stay safe!
 tib gubb: I miss the muppets
 SomeCanadian: You remind me of the babe...
 piranharama: @Koopa Yes, though once I thought it would be a tops idea to watch it under the influence of ... substances. I was doing great until these head-swapping bastards and then my brain melted down. I don't think I've seen it since, sadly!
 Yurishiro: "ready for gangbang?"
 Meow: this porn is weird
 EH: RadRadRadRadRadRadRadRadRadR-
 Koopa: Man, Labyrinth sure was WEEEEEEEEEIRD...
 charlemagne: one of us one of us one of us
Image 204558   09-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
314
 
 Robespierre: @Scoo Jack, perhaps, but not John.
 Mr. Shine: GET IT?!
 Haute and sweaty: This guy was at the art festival in my town last week.
 jochenau: Looks more like Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.
 Scoo: Or is it John Lemmon?
 Scoo: Lennonhead
 Hokie333: [Eddie Murphy fake laugh] Ah-HAH-haaaa...
 Borkf: This is unacceptable.
Image 204557   09-20-17   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
217
 
 Not A Bot: Cutest corporate mascot award! And the Pit Pat goes to...
 Knice: The dankest of nugs.
Image 204556   09-20-17   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
721
 
 Teechur: @Fiveninety @Mr. Shine Or 20 cars that are still better than the POS I'm driving.
 UltraBeverly: Look at what humans created from wolves!
 Mr. Shine: @Fiveninety or 20 excellent used dogs.
 Fiveninety: i've never seen one of these in real life because they cost like five grand and i don't know anyone who has that kinda money to spend on a micro-dog.. and don't get me wrong, these things are cute as hell.. but for that kinda money, you can get a halfway-decent used car
 jkhero73: GOOD BOY GOOD BOY GOOD BOY A VERY GOOD BOY
 piranharama: Is this an actual animal? I'm not sure if I'm delighted or horrified.
 ignatz: ..just died of cute
 Not A Bot: so bad it's good
Image 204555   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Image 204554 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by 9mm. You have brought shame on us, 9mm.
Score:
165
 
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre East-side Fuckwits.
 Jabberwikket: the joke is on her. The checks were in the mail
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice I have a few vintage ones that are at least 60. One might even be from the forties. I had to reinforce the seams on that one with modern thread, 'cause the original thread had rotted away. I still wear it- carefully. *high fives gingerly*
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan Cool, I'll be 43 next month. *high-five* [sounds of papery skin touching, brittle wrists snapping]
 Gomi Day: so much for long life vehicles..
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice I have dresses that are older than you.
 Robespierre: I wonder what street gang this is the sign for.
 Prostata: QUACK!
 Knice: Hi, Ashly. I have T-shirts older than you. :-)
 ignatz: Where's Mr Rock when you need him?
Image 204553   09-20-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
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