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257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

257549  raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

257558  raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257572  raditzu: Jesus Fukking Christ!

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257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

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 tib gubb: a few jackie chan facts - he was sold to an opera school at a young age from his poor family (the same school that jet li was a part of). he was a standard kung-fu movie actor until he started directed and then did the insane stunts that made him famous. it was his direction to make action movies more family-friendly. he founded a stuntman school whose members are blacklisted from injury health insurance.
 CompletelyJoking: Hes awesome. I want so much to help him with his hairstyle
 a robot: @White Rice I just went and looked at his Facebook page and it is indeed a huge love-fest. He really does seem like a genuinely nice guy, like Hong Kong Mr. Rogers who can also kick your ass
 White Rice: @tib gubb word. From everything I've read & seen, he seems like he would be an incredibly cool guy to get a chance to meet.
 antipatterns: Jackies FB posts about 3 like this a day. Truly great.
 tib gubb: jackie chan rules. end of discussion.
 waynelord: Yaky yak!
 charlemagne: like squeezing one out in a village pond
Image 204562   09-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 204561 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by durian. We'll pray for you, durian.
 Donut: Yes, but can it be an umpire too?
 Entertainmentalist: Well, those targets can stop arrows rather effectively. One could maybe use one as a shield.
 tib gubb: well they got the face right
 windows96: Oh deer.
 Koopa: Protect them with your life, and your solid as hell hooves.
 Scoo: Yes, deer
Image 204560   09-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Mr Shifty: More of a sphere
 elronhubard: Now I'm hungry.
Image 204559   09-20-17   Uploaded by    pleasing
 SomeCanadian: Do what? @Koopa
 piranharama: @Koopa Who do? (It would be wrong to stop now)
 Koopa: @piranharama The power of Voodoo!
 piranharama: @grizzly What power?
 RzK: Fun fact: one of those things is played by Danny John-Jules
 grizzly: @Koopa @SomeCanadian babe with the power.
 El hefe: I stepped in the bog of eternal stench
 Mr. Shine: Jennifer Connelly and Phoebe Cates were two of my biggest childhood/teenage crushes.
 Koopa: @SomeCanadian What babe?
 Koopa: @piranharama That sounds like something that could give you absolute nightmares, my fellow Aggrogater. Make sure you stay safe!
 tib gubb: I miss the muppets
 SomeCanadian: You remind me of the babe...
 piranharama: @Koopa Yes, though once I thought it would be a tops idea to watch it under the influence of ... substances. I was doing great until these head-swapping bastards and then my brain melted down. I don't think I've seen it since, sadly!
 pirate: "ready for gangbang?"
 Meow: this porn is weird
 EH: RadRadRadRadRadRadRadRadRadR-
 Koopa: Man, Labyrinth sure was WEEEEEEEEEIRD...
 charlemagne: one of us one of us one of us
Image 204558   09-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 fink: @Scoo Jack, perhaps, but not John.
 Mr. Shine: GET IT?!
 Haute and sweaty: This guy was at the art festival in my town last week.
 jochenau: Looks more like Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.
 Scoo: Or is it John Lemmon?
 Scoo: Lennonhead
 Hokie333: [Eddie Murphy fake laugh] Ah-HAH-haaaa...
 Borkf: This is unacceptable.
Image 204557   09-20-17   Uploaded by    entropy
 Not A Bot: Cutest corporate mascot award! And the Pit Pat goes to...
 Knice: The dankest of nugs.
Image 204556   09-20-17   Uploaded by    miller
 Teechur: @Fiveninety @Mr. Shine Or 20 cars that are still better than the POS I'm driving.
 UltraBeverly: Look at what humans created from wolves!
 Mr. Shine: @Fiveninety or 20 excellent used dogs.
 Fiveninety: i've never seen one of these in real life because they cost like five grand and i don't know anyone who has that kinda money to spend on a micro-dog.. and don't get me wrong, these things are cute as hell.. but for that kinda money, you can get a halfway-decent used car
 piranharama: Is this an actual animal? I'm not sure if I'm delighted or horrified.
 ignatz: ..just died of cute
 Not A Bot: so bad it's good
Image 204555   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Image 204554 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by 9mm. Your image was bad, 9mm.
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre East-side Fuckwits.
 Jabberwikket: the joke is on her. The checks were in the mail
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice I have a few vintage ones that are at least 60. One might even be from the forties. I had to reinforce the seams on that one with modern thread, 'cause the original thread had rotted away. I still wear it- carefully. *high fives gingerly*
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan Cool, I'll be 43 next month. *high-five* [sounds of papery skin touching, brittle wrists snapping]
 Gomi Day: so much for long life vehicles..
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice I have dresses that are older than you.
 ptrain: I wonder what street gang this is the sign for.
 Prostata: QUACK!
 Knice: Hi, Ashly. I have T-shirts older than you. :-)
 ignatz: Where's Mr Rock when you need him?
Image 204553   09-20-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
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