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221579  frankie: "Turns out I have herpes you might want to get tested" -Cinderella

221559  Shay: The horror....the horror....

221480  wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.

221566  Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur

221579  skittles: Sorry kid, you need to be at least 24 inches for this ride.

221543  Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.

221568  Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

221570  Ulillillia: Reptilians

221577  edgarallendoh: Two girls... Two cups?

221568  Scoo: Later, pooplords!

221516  wolfpk: Sorry brony

221577  waffles: This is why we can't have nice things.

221517  wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221535  wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221566  El hefe: There is a companion sign in Ocean City

221576  Alpha Trion: This isn't funny.

221538  wolfpk: Not exactly "a better pizza"

221542  wolfpk: How much do you want to bet that building is a Wal-Mart

221566  Teechur: How far away is Wall Drug?

221545  Turd Ferguson: Wow. That color

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221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221463 jazzjunkie: Taxonomically speaking, this is a lizard.

221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221407 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers

221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221433 UnknownSample: "We've gotta do it tonight guys. The revolution will begin with us"

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism



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Score:
487
 
 Annoying Vegan : What a crusty personality.
 Felicity: Darkstar, seize them!
 Robespierre: That was one way to get rid of Grumpy Cat.
 Not A Bot: Odd - this Robin looks like my step-mother with a mask on. Don't ask me how I know that.
 Side Boob: YOU HAVE ANGERED THE PIE!
 grizzly: Grumble pie
 kornisjon: I'd be real quick with the knife if I were you.
 tib gubb: i think your pie is haunted
 Teechur: Rue-barb
 ignatz: Grumpie
Image 204545   09-20-17   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
492
 
 Mr Bleak: @Hokie333 You mean "Bobbited"?
 Haute and sweaty: Yeah, I make a point of not eating food made with "mystery ingredients"
 Yurishiro: @Hokie333 My hero.
 Hokie333: @Yurishiro "Cumin" but it got whacked off... I mean cut off.
 Yurishiro: Jesus Christ tell me this is fake even if it isn't.
 Koopa: Hand-smashed Guacamole? I wouldn't risk it, how many people even wash their hands nowadays?
 Scoo: Usually, marketing types prefer the phrase "Made With Love"
 ignatz: Ha, how do you like them apples
 ignatz: Good catch, My Butt!
 ignatz: Made in Sbeautiful personhorpe
Image 204544   09-20-17   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
699
 
 Felicity: But now you look better doing it
 trelyate: in 10 years he is obligated to still not give a heck while holding kegs of rootbeer
 deeeeeeeez: @Derp Herpigan naturally, 1992 dad wouldnt readily announce that one of those delicious missing nectar was, in fact, a cream soda.
 Catcat: @Derp Herpigan A 'n' W CREAM SODA!
 Derp Herpigan: @deeeeeeeez the one in the left hand is cream soda. I know from experience.
 deeeeeeeez: Dad bellows from kitchen "who the frick took my root beers" when 1st pic snapped. Dad bellows from kitchen "who stole my lucky pair of jeans" when 2nd pic was snapped.
 Air Biscuit: I dont friggn give an even bigger heck.
Image 204543   09-20-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
116
 
 Felicity: @Air Biscuit ...put salt in your eyes
 Air Biscuit: Never put salt in your eyes.
Image 204542   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
655
 
 Annoying Vegan : What channel is this on?!
 Entertainmentalist: Where? I want to go where there are lots of dogs!
 Scoo: Fake News
 Air Biscuit: Alot of dogs NOW! alot of dogs WOW!
Image 204541   09-20-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
349
 
 Hokie333: Once I backed away from the light and recovered, "SOLD!" I bought the damn thing and left before I could do any more damage. The whole thing is evilly funny, although most of the 80-90's pop culture references have not aged well.
 Hokie333: Two coherent thoughts, actually-- that, and "keep... sphincters... shut... CLENCH!..." I consider it a small miracle that I did not soil myself.
 Hokie333: My lungs are turning inside out, there's no oxygen in my system, I've lost the strength to stand, everything's grey and fuzzy, and the only coherent thought I have is "Stop laughing -- Think about something else -- We're going to die -- I don't wanna die -- not like thiiiiissssss..."
 Hokie333: Anyway, when I first read this bit, I didn't get the last two lines. At first. "Wait, wait, I know this..." I forget which one I got first, but as soon as it happened, the other one snapped into place. Either one would have summoned a guffaw, but the one-two punch triggered something. Next thing I'm on the floor of the comic book shop, because I can't stop laughing long enough to inhale.
 Hokie333: from "How To Be A Superhero" by Mark Leigh & Mike Lepine.
Image 204540   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Hokie333
Score:
296
 
 kornisjon: @Annoying Vegan Yes!
 sparename: Leela's feet? Encyclopodia?
 Annoying Vegan : @kornisjon A much better canvas for nail art. Sign me up!
 WTF: Balancing would be more difficult.
 kornisjon: But think about how good it would look painted. I don't paint my toe nails specifically because it would look too sad because of how tiny most of them are.
Image 204539   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
733
 
 Borkf: ...and then you ruined it by putting text over it.
 WTF: That's funny, it looks just like dog fur.
 Side Boob: Worth it
 Teechur: A beagle may have worked, as well.
 Air Biscuit: I want a bagel.
Image 204538   09-20-17   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
129
 
 Robespierre: I'm gonna try to pick up that 9-10 for a spare now...
 Koopa: For a moment there, I thought there was a joke.
 Scoo: The new Perfect Strangers reboot looking meh
 Thyming: I bet Megan posted this, showing off her boobs.
 charlemagne: I'm an iphone. and I'm a samsung
 Air Biscuit: Humans identified.
 jazzjunkie: They seem nice.
 Yurishiro: And?
Image 204537   09-20-17   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
148
 
 Mr. Shine: I think I read an e-book a few years ago where (among other things) the villain of the story was wanted for smuggling illegal immigrants into the country in one of these, only there was a paperwork screwup with the shipping company, and they stacked all the containers up and didn't release them for a while, and everybody inside died. Two of the victims had been related to a senior Party official, so when they caught the guy, China was like "He's overdue for his death sentence, please send him back immediately."
 piranharama: My excitement cannot be contained
 ping: Worst game of Tetris ever.
Image 204536   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
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