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256979  Mr Bleak: Beauty of ... some kind of melon.

258620  Peter Pantsless: They were going to eat it either way

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Ahhhhh. You did have me worried. I'm relieved.

258623  Amy Housewine: US Imperial weighs in pounds and ounces, but not in Milestones.

258605  Mr. Shine: "I regret nothing."

258624  addend: "Reservoir /Cats/", much more violent.

258606  Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine We're cool. I enjoy when it's unclear whether a statement is sarcastic or not.

258623  Felicity: Also, "cool" as measured in Celsius

258609  Warrax: #258613

258623  Shay: Well ain't that a bitches brew.

258613  Warrax: #258609

258608  addend: "Okay, but what's a CD?" @Mr. Shine

258611  Mr. Shine: I keep telling my wife that we should give out those individually wrapped prunes for Halloween.

258617  VoR: Look at em shine.

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Shit. Is this a phrase used in that sort of way? I honestly didn't know.

258628  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258612  Mr. Shine: So can I deposit pizzas into my account?

258610  addend: C3P-toe, but no R-toe-D2.

258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

258621  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite youu leg

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258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

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 Annoying Vegan : What a crusty personality.
 I Hate The Beatles: Darkstar, seize them!
 cassette1: That was one way to get rid of Grumpy Cat.
 Not A Bot: Odd - this Robin looks like my step-mother with a mask on. Don't ask me how I know that.
 grizzly: Grumble pie
 kornisjon: I'd be real quick with the knife if I were you.
 tib gubb: i think your pie is haunted
 Teechur: Rue-barb
 ignatz: Grumpie
Image 204545   09-20-17   Uploaded by    flying sheep
 Mr Bleak: @Hokie333 You mean "Bobbited"?
 Haute and sweaty: Yeah, I make a point of not eating food made with "mystery ingredients"
 realjon: @Hokie333 My hero.
 Hokie333: @Yurishiro "Cumin" but it got whacked off... I mean cut off.
 nuke em: Jesus Christ tell me this is fake even if it isn't.
 Koopa: Hand-smashed Guacamole? I wouldn't risk it, how many people even wash their hands nowadays?
 Scoo: Usually, marketing types prefer the phrase "Made With Love"
 ignatz: Ha, how do you like them apples
 ignatz: Good catch, My Butt!
 ignatz: Made in Sbeautiful personhorpe
Image 204544   09-20-17   Uploaded by    potato
 yawgmoth: But now you look better doing it
 trelyate: in 10 years he is obligated to still not give a heck while holding kegs of rootbeer
 deeeeeeeez: @Derp Herpigan naturally, 1992 dad wouldnt readily announce that one of those delicious missing nectar was, in fact, a cream soda.
 Catcat: @Derp Herpigan A 'n' W CREAM SODA!
 Derp Herpigan: @deeeeeeeez the one in the left hand is cream soda. I know from experience.
 deeeeeeeez: Dad bellows from kitchen "who the frick took my root beers" when 1st pic snapped. Dad bellows from kitchen "who stole my lucky pair of jeans" when 2nd pic was snapped.
 Air Biscuit: I dont friggn give an even bigger heck.
Image 204543   09-20-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
 trepanation: @Air Biscuit ...put salt in your eyes
 Air Biscuit: Never put salt in your eyes.
Image 204542   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Relp
 Annoying Vegan : What channel is this on?!
 Entertainmentalist: Where? I want to go where there are lots of dogs!
 Scoo: Fake News
 Air Biscuit: Alot of dogs NOW! alot of dogs WOW!
Image 204541   09-20-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
 Hokie333: Once I backed away from the light and recovered, "SOLD!" I bought the damn thing and left before I could do any more damage. The whole thing is evilly funny, although most of the 80-90's pop culture references have not aged well.
 Hokie333: Two coherent thoughts, actually-- that, and "keep... sphincters... shut... CLENCH!..." I consider it a small miracle that I did not soil myself.
 Hokie333: My lungs are turning inside out, there's no oxygen in my system, I've lost the strength to stand, everything's grey and fuzzy, and the only coherent thought I have is "Stop laughing -- Think about something else -- We're going to die -- I don't wanna die -- not like thiiiiissssss..."
 Hokie333: Anyway, when I first read this bit, I didn't get the last two lines. At first. "Wait, wait, I know this..." I forget which one I got first, but as soon as it happened, the other one snapped into place. Either one would have summoned a guffaw, but the one-two punch triggered something. Next thing I'm on the floor of the comic book shop, because I can't stop laughing long enough to inhale.
 Hokie333: from "How To Be A Superhero" by Mark Leigh & Mike Lepine.
Image 204540   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Hokie333
 kornisjon: @Annoying Vegan Yes!
 sparename: Leela's feet? Encyclopodia?
 Annoying Vegan : @kornisjon A much better canvas for nail art. Sign me up!
 WTF: Balancing would be more difficult.
 kornisjon: But think about how good it would look painted. I don't paint my toe nails specifically because it would look too sad because of how tiny most of them are.
Image 204539   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 Borkf: ...and then you ruined it by putting text over it.
 WTF: That's funny, it looks just like dog fur.
 Side Boob: Worth it
 Teechur: A beagle may have worked, as well.
 Air Biscuit: I want a bagel.
Image 204538   09-20-17   Uploaded by    fisto
 my wheelhouse: I'm gonna try to pick up that 9-10 for a spare now...
 Koopa: For a moment there, I thought there was a joke.
 Scoo: The new Perfect Strangers reboot looking meh
 Thyming: I bet Megan posted this, showing off her boobs.
 charlemagne: I'm an iphone. and I'm a samsung
 Air Biscuit: Humans identified.
 jazzjunkie: They seem nice.
 drilldo: And?
Image 204537   09-20-17   Uploaded by    dorian
 Mr. Shine: I think I read an e-book a few years ago where (among other things) the villain of the story was wanted for smuggling illegal immigrants into the country in one of these, only there was a paperwork screwup with the shipping company, and they stacked all the containers up and didn't release them for a while, and everybody inside died. Two of the victims had been related to a senior Party official, so when they caught the guy, China was like "He's overdue for his death sentence, please send him back immediately."
 piranharama: My excitement cannot be contained
 ping: Worst game of Tetris ever.
Image 204536   09-20-17   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
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