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210118  WTF: Who do they think I am, the President?

209988  DarkTeddy: Thanks! It was mostly because the guy teaching was 70 years old and just wrote formulas down on the overhead. @funny in the wall

210118  Dr Awkward: Sorry, this Heiny is warm and flat :/

210107  Dr Awkward: @ignatz I think these posters have the same translator as #210116

210117  Dr Awkward: Graze hair? Your mom eats hair?!

210116  Knice: "Comfortable positionburger" is my go-to sex move.

210097  Dr Awkward: Libraries like this turn me on.

210122  big butt bum: This kid is going places Latvia.

210102  Dr Awkward: Let's keep the University of Colorado out of your trunk

210114  Yurishiro: This is getting out of hand.

210117  Yurishiro: Who doesn't like a good sausage pizza.

210097  Yurishiro: @Christina NERD. JK I love books too.

210112  Urn BooUrn: Dawwww, he needs a ramp to get in.

210109  Yurishiro: @chhumphrey In fact, my comment was about the sticker when it was put on. Written word stands there longer than us, who put that sticker might even be dead who knows. Almost everything marks a point in time, not a continuum.

210116  Christina: Instructions unclear: burger stuck in small round hole.

210123  Black Jesus: Shut UP, Dee!

210075  Christina: Brains...

210094  wolfpk: Culprit #210092

210071  Korrok: Kinky...

210123  Rembo Prundus: Who's that asshole that jumped on his back?

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210107 Dr Awkward: @ignatz I think these posters have the same translator as #210116

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls

210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

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209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)

209988 funny in the wall: @DarkTeddy If you're interested, check out this book: amazon.com/Physical-Chemistry-Molecular-Donald-McQuarrie/dp/…. It's a good middle of the road PChem text. If you want something more challenging, check out this one: amazon.com/Matter-Equilibrium-Statistical-Mechanics-Thermodynamics/dp/0195147499/…. There's no reason pchem should be easy



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Score:
310
 
 Ulillillia: Daily Commute Crunch
 Ulillillia: Second Mortgage-Os
 Ulillillia: Folding Laundry Crisp
 Ulillillia: Filing Your Taxes Flakes
 Knice: @Zampano lol @ Konkey Dong :-D
 Zampano: Alpha-Male Bits, Apple Jack-Offs, Boo-b Berry, Cinnamon Toast C*nt, Oat Cluster-Fuck Cheerio Crunch, "Yogurt" Burst Cheerios, Porn Pops, Konkey Dong Crunch, Honeycum, Life (Sucks), Magic Puffs THCereal, Penis Butter Crunch, Honey Smacks, Blue Waffle Crisp, Weed-ies, and Special K - the Ketamine laced breakfast treat...
 Hokie333: Goatse-O's
 Cami: Eatadicks.
 Cami: C3P0's ...same name as the kid's cereal but with a lot of freaky Appliantology stuff going on.
 Cami: Captain Munch
 PenguinBartender: They're fucking delicious!
 Yurishiro: @Knice sorry didn't notice your pornflakes :(
 Yurishiro: Special D (ok i'm done)
 Yurishiro: 50 shades of grain!
 Yurishiro: PORN FLAKES
 Yurishiro: Or are they...
 Yurishiro: Damn it i'm late! All the good ones are taken!
 sparename: Cornholioflakes
 sparename: Bukkakebix
 sparename: Smegma'd Wheat
 well duh: Nutin' Honey
 well duh: Special K-Y
 well duh: Kellogg's Product 69
 well duh: Super Golden Tits
 Shay: "Cereals That Make You Shit" was rejected.
 well duh: Life. (Sigh.)
 Knice: @Dr Awkward :-D
 Dr Awkward: Whoa, I actually beat @Knice to a punchline!
 Knice: Horny Bunches of Oats
 Knice: Deez Grape Nutz
 Dr Awkward: [G]rape Nuts.
 Knice: Fapple Jacks
 Knice: Pornflakes
 Knice: Cheery Hoes
 Knice: Skeetabix
 Knice: Turnin' Trix
 Knice: Scrote-meal
 Knice: Frosted Mini-Skeets
 Knice: Fucky Charms
 Robespierre: Plain brown wrapper, please.
Image 204432   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
251
 
 Knice: This porn is old.
Image 204431   09-19-17   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
237
 
 Uncle Phil: Looks pretty hazardous.
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 And yet another reminder that it be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
 Robespierre: Monopod Mania.
 Dr Awkward: @Boffa @dangerkeith3000 No no, it's 2 guys lifting a box with another guy sitting inside. They're securing it onto a wheel that is facing us, because that's the smart way to move a guy in a box around.
 Boffa: Knows how many pounds 55 kg is. Not sure how many legs humans have.
 dangerkeith3000: I'm glad they are including the guy with only one leg. Just because he only has one leg doesn't mean he can't contribute too!
Image 204430   09-19-17   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
358
 
 dangerkeith3000: Niiiiice.
 Robespierre: Eartha Kitt needs a little powder here - just a tad too shiny.
Image 204429   09-19-17   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
447
 
 Yurishiro: SPLOTSH
 Hosebag: Took a trip through central Mexico, had all the local food and drink. Then we had Squarts. I didn't know the human body could have that many Squarts. I was doing Squarts for a solid 48 hours! (I use the term "solid" figuratively). Unforgettable trip.
 sirgallium: I just squarted
 Hokie333: @ChubbyBuddy @fanny Ever laugh so hard that you pass out? It's fun.
 fanny: @ChubbyBuddy i'm 38 and i just laugh snorted out loud at the thought of you pulling an ab muscle over a diarrhea joke
 kornisjon: Unfriendly.
 ChubbyBuddy: hi i'm 33 years old and just pulled an ab muscle laughing at a diarrhea joke
 Dr Awkward: Ew, who squarted?
 dangerkeith3000: 100% Enemy? Umm....they misspelled 'enema'...
 Robespierre: Set your colon free; ask your doctor if Squart is right for you. Squart has certain side effects, including but not limited to uncontrolled squarting, the midnight squarts, or squartosis. Call your health care provider if your squarts lasts more than 12 hours.
 Knice: Persons having currently active squarts or who have had active squarts within the previous 14 days shall not be allowed to enter the pool water.
Image 204428   09-19-17   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
122
 
 Not A Bot: is your girlfriend a restaurant?
 Robespierre: Impressionistic rendering of the massive detonation at the Pantone plant.
 dangerkeith3000: I see boobs.
 EH: Squart.
Image 204427   09-19-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
164
 
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Just out of interest, how many did you need for that?
 Robespierre: Back To Magenta.
 dangerkeith3000: yo yo yo I got VHS fever
Image 204426   09-19-17   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
585
 
 kornisjon: "Oh no, I squarted"
 Robespierre: Look! It's the I-Didn't-Do-It seal!
 Boffa: Some help please.. In a bit of a pickle here.
 Annoying Vegan : That's a lot of Dew
 Mr Bleak: I'm a bit worried about this club you want me to join...
Image 204425   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
531
 
 Spazstatic: You can use the apostrophe, but no other punctuation?
 Dr Awkward: We're looking at you, God.
 Ihminen: nah i'll use the turn singal fuck you
 Mr Bleak: (Instructions do not apply to BMW drivers)
 Boffa: Once again..... Bono trying to solve everything.
Image 204424   09-19-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
276
 
 fanny: @Dr Awkward that's an insane price!! I grew up in upstate, moved to NC for a couple of years but had to come back... i missed it so much I think it's one of the most beautiful places in the world here :) (plus my reptilian brain is keeping me near all the fresh water of Lake Ontario!)
 Dr Awkward: @fanny We used to live in upstate NY, and we really miss fall there. At least we have roasted chilies at the farmers market starting in August in AZ. But a half gallon of fresh pressed apple juice goes for $10.
 fanny: @Dr Awkward ah NY is second only to Washington in apple production, so i'm lucky to live only about 20 minutes from some pretty beautiful orchards. We pick our own too, apple season is my favorite! (I'm a big fan of the snapdragons that came out a few years ago :)
 Dr Awkward: @fanny awesome. I'm actually quite passionate about cider making. I used to make beer more, but my wife is celiac, so we got into cider (but unfortunately, Arizona is not a hotbed for craft cider)
 fanny: @Dr Awkward oh that sucks! (on a personal note i'll be pressing cider in a couple of weeks! we've been doing it for years, my brother gets a crate of apples and we use an old hand press, good times :)
 Dr Awkward: @Knice @Butcherboy I cut my thumb instead of an apple on Sunday night. My wife used tissue glue and it was still bleeding a bit in the morning. Whoopsie Doodle! (to be fair, I pressed 18 gallons of cider from apples in 2 days, so honestly, I could have maimed myself much worse)
 Boffa: I have to admit. You nailed it.
 Felicity: I use cuticle scissors to clip my hangnails. The only time it doesnt work is when the hangnail is so small that the scissors cant get at it
 Butcherboy: @Knice superglue works for a lot of small cuts that are hard to bandage. trust me i know
 petepuma: it's a drawing and it still hurts to look at
 Knice: Superglue works for that. (Use a toothpick to apply it.)
Image 204423   09-19-17   Uploaded by    kimjongun
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