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210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

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5. Christina
6. dangerkeith3000
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9. Knice
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 210247 (751 points)
No Penguins Allowed uploaded 210348 (750 points)
Warrax uploaded 210219 (731 points)
Brain uploaded 210036 (689 points)
rockkstar uploaded 210382 (677 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (672 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
cybeq uploaded 209985 (664 points)
flying sheep uploaded 210420 (661 points)
carlin uploaded 210291 (658 points)
namaste uploaded 209983 (632 points)
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 8. grace: 1228 points
 9. carlin: 1198 points
10. Religion X: 1084 points
11. FarmerWalk: 1073 points
12. cybeq: 1053 points
13. twisty: 1044 points
14. tehghost: 1036 points
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Score:
695
 
 karmakat: COMFFY?
 Mad Collager: @Side Boob In this case, I think they are called "The Purrlory".
 Cami: Backwards chair sitting makes me look great, no?
 El Barto: Got a case of the Mondays.
 tib gubb: i'm glad this amoozes you, hoo man
 Yurishiro: "...what about now? Will you give me food now??"
 Side Boob: Kitty is in the stocks
Image 204374   09-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
517
 
 Ronick: Somebody doesn't understand how sweaters or cold blooded animals work
 Dr. Bathroom: I love my ssssssssssweater!
 Robespierre: This snake cosy seems unnecessary.
 tib gubb: please do not thread on snake
 Yurishiro: The first snake sweater in hisssssstory.
Image 204373   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Image 204372 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Dominus Umbrae. You have brought shame on us, Dominus Umbrae.
Score:
561
 
 Troll: Damn @Yurishiro
 teletub: @El Barto Indeed
 El Barto: I don't want to know or delve, but he's in my top 6 list of most sick humans to ever exist. But it's difficult to not appreciate that pun.
 dangerkeith3000: RAD for the stupid pun. I love stupid puns.
 Yurishiro: *heavy breathing*
 WTF: "I vant to suck your blood... just let me catch my breath first."
Image 204371   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
540
 
 karmakat: EVANGELION FAN!
 FabricMan: Fly me to the moon...
 dangerkeith3000: Now THIS is how you wrestle with dreams.
 Donut: Asuka is best ferret waifu.
 Yurishiro: Stupi-shinji!!
Image 204370   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
552
 
 Felicity: Remember that video with the rapping vagina?
 petepuma: the little face in the boat
 Mad Collager: I wonder if she drives a Vulvo.
 El Barto: My eyes are up here. Also my clitoris.
 charlemagne: this donner kebab is undercooked
 Yurishiro: Also, later clitlords!
 skillet: Hey, clit-face!
 Yurishiro: Persons having currently active diarrhea or who have had active diarrhea within the previous 14 days shall not be allowed to enter the pool water.
 Knice: swiggety-swooty
Image 204369   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
817
 
 Mr Bleak: Somebody has too much time on their hands. Facit Sejam tho.
 Hokie333: It's like those games at the arcades with like $100 in quarters *appearing* to be on the verge of avalanche.
 Air Biscuit: DROP IT LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE! be-boop-brrrrr-brrrr- brrrrrrrrp-brrrp
 Warrax: Money is worthless if it isn't working for you.
 Yurishiro: *casually opens a window*
 Side Boob: That's just impressive
 ignatz: Atchooo!
Image 204368   09-19-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
370
 
 UltraBeverly: Pensive is not a reassuring look in response to that sign,
 Teechur: @Knice Oh, you know your colon discharge is welcome around here!
 Annoying Vegan : This dude has smizing down to an art.
 Dr Awkward: Don't worry, my diarrhea is sedentary
 Side Boob: @Knice You're also not the poster-boy for Active Diarrhea. Which is nice.
 Felicity: Sexy new prime-time show, /PooWatch/
 WTF: "Active Diarrhea" is my dancing name.
 Yurishiro: @Knice Buck up man! One's attractiveness is not defined by aesthetic standards alone, so you could definitely be WAY more attractive than this young fellow!*Fonzie's thumbs up*
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i wont let a little bout of fourteen day continuous diarrhea stop me from living life.
 Knice: I am not that attractive regardless of my diarrhea status.
Image 204367   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
238
 
 Yurishiro: I feel the urge to love this.
 Butcherboy: Oh ewe
 ignatz: Farmer Giles stagvers home after a long day in the fields, Mrs Giles slaps a pile of hay on his dinner plate : "if it's good enough for your fancy woman it's good enough for you!"
Image 204366   09-19-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
456
 
 Science: He's saying "I love you" in ASL.
 jazzjunkie: Secretly rockin' out with earbuds.
 funny in the wall: When you skipped finger and hand day in mosaic class
Image 204365   09-19-17   Uploaded by    vape station
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