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221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

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221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?



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10. Jolly Well: 1385 points
11. tea: 1345 points
12. ColdHotCool: 1334 points
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Score:
695
 
 karmakat: COMFFY?
 Mad Collager: @Side Boob In this case, I think they are called "The Purrlory".
 Cami: Backwards chair sitting makes me look great, no?
 El Barto: Got a case of the Mondays.
 tib gubb: i'm glad this amoozes you, hoo man
 Yurishiro: "...what about now? Will you give me food now??"
 Side Boob: Kitty is in the stocks
Image 204374   09-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
517
 
 Ronick: Somebody doesn't understand how sweaters or cold blooded animals work
 Dr. Bathroom: I love my ssssssssssweater!
 Robespierre: This snake cosy seems unnecessary.
 tib gubb: please do not thread on snake
 Yurishiro: The first snake sweater in hisssssstory.
Image 204373   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Image 204372 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Dominus Umbrae. We'll pray for you, Dominus Umbrae.
Score:
561
 
 Troll: Damn @Yurishiro
 teletub: @El Barto Indeed
 El Barto: I don't want to know or delve, but he's in my top 6 list of most sick humans to ever exist. But it's difficult to not appreciate that pun.
 dangerkeith3000: RAD for the stupid pun. I love stupid puns.
 Yurishiro: *heavy breathing*
 WTF: "I vant to suck your blood... just let me catch my breath first."
Image 204371   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
540
 
 karmakat: EVANGELION FAN!
 FabricMan: Fly me to the moon...
 dangerkeith3000: Now THIS is how you wrestle with dreams.
 Donut: Asuka is best ferret waifu.
 Yurishiro: Stupi-shinji!!
Image 204370   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
552
 
 Felicity: Remember that video with the rapping vagina?
 petepuma: the little face in the boat
 Mad Collager: I wonder if she drives a Vulvo.
 El Barto: My eyes are up here. Also my clitoris.
 charlemagne: this donner kebab is undercooked
 Yurishiro: Also, later clitlords!
 skillet: Hey, clit-face!
 Yurishiro: Persons having currently active diarrhea or who have had active diarrhea within the previous 14 days shall not be allowed to enter the pool water.
 Knice: swiggety-swooty
Image 204369   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
817
 
 Mr Bleak: Somebody has too much time on their hands. Facit Sejam tho.
 Hokie333: It's like those games at the arcades with like $100 in quarters *appearing* to be on the verge of avalanche.
 Air Biscuit: DROP IT LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE! be-boop-brrrrr-brrrr- brrrrrrrrp-brrrp
 Warrax: Money is worthless if it isn't working for you.
 Yurishiro: *casually opens a window*
 Side Boob: That's just impressive
 ignatz: Atchooo!
Image 204368   09-19-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
370
 
 UltraBeverly: Pensive is not a reassuring look in response to that sign,
 Teechur: @Knice Oh, you know your colon discharge is welcome around here!
 Annoying Vegan : This dude has smizing down to an art.
 Dr Awkward: Don't worry, my diarrhea is sedentary
 Side Boob: @Knice You're also not the poster-boy for Active Diarrhea. Which is nice.
 Felicity: Sexy new prime-time show, /PooWatch/
 WTF: "Active Diarrhea" is my dancing name.
 Yurishiro: @Knice Buck up man! One's attractiveness is not defined by aesthetic standards alone, so you could definitely be WAY more attractive than this young fellow!*Fonzie's thumbs up*
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i wont let a little bout of fourteen day continuous diarrhea stop me from living life.
 Knice: I am not that attractive regardless of my diarrhea status.
Image 204367   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
238
 
 Yurishiro: I feel the urge to love this.
 Butcherboy: Oh ewe
 ignatz: Farmer Giles stagvers home after a long day in the fields, Mrs Giles slaps a pile of hay on his dinner plate : "if it's good enough for your fancy woman it's good enough for you!"
Image 204366   09-19-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
456
 
 Science: He's saying "I love you" in ASL.
 jazzjunkie: Secretly rockin' out with earbuds.
 funny in the wall: When you skipped finger and hand day in mosaic class
Image 204365   09-19-17   Uploaded by    vape station
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