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257662  Mr. Shine: *earth shattering quack*

257636  Not A Bot: In Soviet Russia, bread eats you!

257661  Amy Housewine: Dem eyebrows.

257650  Amy Housewine: pprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp

257662  Amy Housewine: Harbour patrol duck will not stand for smugglers.

257656  VoR: Shame about that wide load truck

257657  VoR: Good god! What did you eat! ?

257468  FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257658  VoR: Eh?

257660  VoR: Ew grey blank space

257661  VoR: I'd buy this.

257651  Side Boob: I'm learning!

257656  Side Boob: @Butcherboy I have the song stuck in my head now :P

257510  FireBreathingMarmot: Livin a lie.

257536  FireBreathingMarmot: Cindy Sherman got a new app

257654  Shay: She moonlights as a thrash metal guitarist at night.

257642  2Berries: @petepuma i saw smile with little boobs, but to each their own

257613  FireBreathingMarmot: Meddling kids.

257657  petepuma: toilet cat is watching you OH GOD WHYYYYY

257652  Mexico: @Sadbot @Robespierre I'm glad my dad isn't, nor has even been, like this.

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Knice
5. Shay
6. Whatever
7. Amy Housewine
8. dangerkeith3000
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10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257634 UltraBeverly: Glen AND Glenda!

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.



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Scoo uploaded 257414 (1434 points)
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Fantasy uploaded 257364 (972 points)
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pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)
Watch Out uploaded 257579 (766 points)


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 1. Supermansbrother: 13854 points
 2. Laree: 6343 points
 3. Shay: 3348 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 3060 points
 5. Amy Housewine: 2914 points
 6. Mr. Shine: 2550 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 9. Scoo: 2302 points
10. CompletelyJoking: 1961 points
11. Side Boob: 1910 points
12. Sharkface: 1796 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1705 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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Score:
717
 
 karmakat: COMFFY?
 Mad Collager: @Side Boob In this case, I think they are called "The Purrlory".
 Cami: Backwards chair sitting makes me look great, no?
 El Barto: Got a case of the Mondays.
 tib gubb: i'm glad this amoozes you, hoo man
 charmander: "...what about now? Will you give me food now??"
 Side Boob: Kitty is in the stocks
Image 204374   09-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
517
 
 Ronick: Somebody doesn't understand how sweaters or cold blooded animals work
 Dr. Bathroom: I love my ssssssssssweater!
 chemical: This snake cosy seems unnecessary.
 tib gubb: please do not thread on snake
 Religion X: The first snake sweater in hisssssstory.
Image 204373   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Image 204372 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Dominus Umbrae. You have brought shame on us, Dominus Umbrae.
Score:
561
 
 Troll: Damn @Yurishiro
 teletub: @El Barto Indeed
 El Barto: I don't want to know or delve, but he's in my top 6 list of most sick humans to ever exist. But it's difficult to not appreciate that pun.
 deadwombat: RAD for the stupid pun. I love stupid puns.
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: *heavy breathing*
 WTF: "I vant to suck your blood... just let me catch my breath first."
Image 204371   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
540
 
 karmakat: EVANGELION FAN!
 FabricMan: Fly me to the moon...
 highdra: Now THIS is how you wrestle with dreams.
 Donut: Asuka is best ferret waifu.
 beefbeef: Stupi-shinji!!
Image 204370   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
552
 
 namename: Remember that video with the rapping vagina?
 petepuma: the little face in the boat
 Mad Collager: I wonder if she drives a Vulvo.
 El Barto: My eyes are up here. Also my clitoris.
 charlemagne: this donner kebab is undercooked
 sundragon: Also, later clitlords!
 skillet: Hey, clit-face!
 ruiner: Persons having currently active diarrhea or who have had active diarrhea within the previous 14 days shall not be allowed to enter the pool water.
 Knice: swiggety-swooty
Image 204369   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
817
 
 Mr Bleak: Somebody has too much time on their hands. Facit Sejam tho.
 Hokie333: It's like those games at the arcades with like $100 in quarters *appearing* to be on the verge of avalanche.
 Air Biscuit: DROP IT LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE! be-boop-brrrrr-brrrr- brrrrrrrrp-brrrp
 Warrax: Money is worthless if it isn't working for you.
 sumo: *casually opens a window*
 Side Boob: That's just impressive
 ignatz: Atchooo!
Image 204368   09-19-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
370
 
 UltraBeverly: Pensive is not a reassuring look in response to that sign,
 Teechur: @Knice Oh, you know your colon discharge is welcome around here!
 Annoying Vegan : This dude has smizing down to an art.
 Dr Awkward: Don't worry, my diarrhea is sedentary
 Side Boob: @Knice You're also not the poster-boy for Active Diarrhea. Which is nice.
 reagan: Sexy new prime-time show, /PooWatch/
 WTF: "Active Diarrhea" is my dancing name.
 demonius: @Knice Buck up man! One's attractiveness is not defined by aesthetic standards alone, so you could definitely be WAY more attractive than this young fellow!*Fonzie's thumbs up*
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i wont let a little bout of fourteen day continuous diarrhea stop me from living life.
 Knice: I am not that attractive regardless of my diarrhea status.
Image 204367   09-19-17   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
238
 
 maura: I feel the urge to love this.
 Butcherboy: Oh ewe
 ignatz: Farmer Giles stagvers home after a long day in the fields, Mrs Giles slaps a pile of hay on his dinner plate : "if it's good enough for your fancy woman it's good enough for you!"
Image 204366   09-19-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
456
 
 Science: He's saying "I love you" in ASL.
 jazzjunkie: Secretly rockin' out with earbuds.
 funny in the wall: When you skipped finger and hand day in mosaic class
Image 204365   09-19-17   Uploaded by    vape station
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