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221266  Dr Awkward: Something something "hare-abyte"

221285  Relp: You mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito!

221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

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221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?



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 Donut: She can tell you
 jkhero73: A GOOD BOY!!!! A VVERY GOOD BOY!!!
Image 204236   09-18-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
312
 
 Robespierre: @Hosebag Kinda like me - add too many alcoholic beverages and I make my own sauce. Call in the next eight minutes, and...
 E. HONDA: Eventually
 Prostata: no thanks i already took one today
 Hosebag: @Robespierre That's right Rob. Just add water, makes it's own sauce! So call before midnight tonight, operators are standing by.
 WTF: I'm not familiar with the "As Seen on TV" BestSeller List
 Shay: Dumpster diving is like going to the grocery store for Cathy.
 Ulillillia: Cathies gonna Cathy
 Robespierre: @jkhero73 You're never going to do it without Cathy Mitchell's Copper Cooker! Cooks both sides of your meal ... wait for it ... AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME! Just dump a load of crap into the Copper Cooker, close the lid, and you'll be eating as large as Cathy is in NO TIME! But wait; there's MORE!
 Dr Awkward: @jkhero73 Eh, I tried some of her recipes and they all taste like crap.
 jkhero73: oh boy i can't wait to cook up some tasty meals
Image 204235   09-18-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
678
 
 Yurishiro: Take this 5"..of screen
 El Barto: Accurate.
 trelyate: take THAT, society!
 Sadbot: @Side Boob welcome to the new iFlesh
 eyeshower: Sweet! Hands-free display!
 Side Boob: You know that one day this is going to happen. Or is it just me?
 Knice: Still can't plug in your headphones, though.
Image 204234   09-18-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
159
 
 Felicity: Macintosh SE! Nice!
Image 204233   09-18-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
410
 
 Mr. Shine: He's wearing a helmet, why is he yelling into his hand?
 Hokie333: FOR VIRGINITY! FUCK!
 jochenau: Maybe don't hold on to that in-flight rocket.
 Robespierre: Dude needs a few sessions in a Relaxman.
 Felicity: Never shout fire in a crowded theatre of operations
Image 204232   09-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
554
 
 Science: @RainbowTornado: Non-Euclidean is really just geometry that isn't in two-dimensions. Triangle on paper vs. triangle on a globe, for instance.
 RainbowTornado: @Prostata aaah so this is what non-euclidian geometry looks like, now I get it
 Prostata: O R'lyeh?
 Robespierre: Frank Gehry Was Here.
 Mr. Shine: I think you're doing that wrong.
 hajjpodge: Reverse Labyrinth.
 Mr Shifty: We're gonna BUILD THAT WALL!
Image 204231   09-18-17   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
658
 
 Yurishiro: The left one is trying the hardest.
 Cami: HWAHWAHWA!
 Air Biscuit: Tone matching.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: neighbors ahmehrett?!
 Robespierre: (heavy breathing)
 hajjpodge: Do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
 Derp Herpigan: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Image 204230   09-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
692
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hang spent shell casings from fishing line, you have to protect your spring at all costs let all the other animals know that this is yours and any trespassers will not be tolerated.
 tib gubb: @obsessive-compulsive vacuum dweller
 Hokie333: What concerns me is how all the skulls are facing the same way.
 tib gubb: and finally there was peace in space
 kornisjon: The metalest thing I've seen in a while!
 Robespierre: When did Chesley Bonestell go Goth?
 eyeshower: 2spoopy4me
 EH: The Universe is dootiful!
 hajjpodge: Dinosaur bones around Uranus?
 WTF: This is why NASA crashed Cassini into Saturn.
Image 204229   09-18-17   Uploaded by    propro
Image 204228 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hat thrab. We'll pray for you, hat thrab.
Score:
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 Robespierre: David Hockney? "Still Life With Shadow"?
Image 204227   09-18-17   Uploaded by    metallica
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