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210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

210478  someguynameded: Those are biiiig feets!

210470  ASTER: If you're willing to spend $20 on one meal you can get a burger with wagyu beef and a solid pound of bacon cheese fries. This isn't a joke, there's one by my house and I'm hungry now.

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210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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rockkstar uploaded 210382 (677 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (672 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
cybeq uploaded 209985 (664 points)
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10. Religion X: 1084 points
11. FarmerWalk: 1073 points
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Score:
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 Donut: She can tell you
 jkhero73: A GOOD BOY!!!! A VVERY GOOD BOY!!!
Image 204236   09-18-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
312
 
 Robespierre: @Hosebag Kinda like me - add too many alcoholic beverages and I make my own sauce. Call in the next eight minutes, and...
 E. HONDA: Eventually
 Prostata: no thanks i already took one today
 Hosebag: @Robespierre That's right Rob. Just add water, makes it's own sauce! So call before midnight tonight, operators are standing by.
 WTF: I'm not familiar with the "As Seen on TV" BestSeller List
 Shay: Dumpster diving is like going to the grocery store for Cathy.
 Ulillillia: Cathies gonna Cathy
 Robespierre: @jkhero73 You're never going to do it without Cathy Mitchell's Copper Cooker! Cooks both sides of your meal ... wait for it ... AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME! Just dump a load of crap into the Copper Cooker, close the lid, and you'll be eating as large as Cathy is in NO TIME! But wait; there's MORE!
 Dr Awkward: @jkhero73 Eh, I tried some of her recipes and they all taste like crap.
 jkhero73: oh boy i can't wait to cook up some tasty meals
Image 204235   09-18-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
678
 
 Yurishiro: Take this 5"..of screen
 El Barto: Accurate.
 trelyate: take THAT, society!
 Sadbot: @Side Boob welcome to the new iFlesh
 eyeshower: Sweet! Hands-free display!
 Side Boob: You know that one day this is going to happen. Or is it just me?
 Knice: Still can't plug in your headphones, though.
Image 204234   09-18-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
159
 
 Felicity: Macintosh SE! Nice!
Image 204233   09-18-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
410
 
 Mr. Shine: He's wearing a helmet, why is he yelling into his hand?
 Hokie333: FOR VIRGINITY! FUCK!
 jochenau: Maybe don't hold on to that in-flight rocket.
 Robespierre: Dude needs a few sessions in a Relaxman.
 Felicity: Never shout fire in a crowded theatre of operations
Image 204232   09-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
554
 
 Science: @RainbowTornado: Non-Euclidean is really just geometry that isn't in two-dimensions. Triangle on paper vs. triangle on a globe, for instance.
 RainbowTornado: @Prostata aaah so this is what non-euclidian geometry looks like, now I get it
 Prostata: O R'lyeh?
 Robespierre: Frank Gehry Was Here.
 Mr. Shine: I think you're doing that wrong.
 hajjpodge: Reverse Labyrinth.
 Mr Shifty: We're gonna BUILD THAT WALL!
Image 204231   09-18-17   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
658
 
 Yurishiro: The left one is trying the hardest.
 Cami: HWAHWAHWA!
 Air Biscuit: Tone matching.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: neighbors ahmehrett?!
 Robespierre: (heavy breathing)
 hajjpodge: Do you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
 Derp Herpigan: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Image 204230   09-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
692
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hang spent shell casings from fishing line, you have to protect your spring at all costs let all the other animals know that this is yours and any trespassers will not be tolerated.
 tib gubb: @obsessive-compulsive vacuum dweller
 Hokie333: What concerns me is how all the skulls are facing the same way.
 tib gubb: and finally there was peace in space
 kornisjon: The metalest thing I've seen in a while!
 Robespierre: When did Chesley Bonestell go Goth?
 eyeshower: 2spoopy4me
 EH: The Universe is dootiful!
 hajjpodge: Dinosaur bones around Uranus?
 WTF: This is why NASA crashed Cassini into Saturn.
Image 204229   09-18-17   Uploaded by    propro
Image 204228 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hat thrab. Your image was bad, hat thrab.
Score:
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 Robespierre: David Hockney? "Still Life With Shadow"?
Image 204227   09-18-17   Uploaded by    metallica
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