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210502  WaffleIron: I most certainly did!

210482  WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$

210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

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3. Dr Awkward
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210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (672 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
cybeq uploaded 209985 (664 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 210099 (664 points)
flying sheep uploaded 210420 (661 points)
carlin uploaded 210291 (658 points)
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10. Religion X: 1084 points
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Score:
783
 
 Air Biscuit: @jkhero73 same.
 jkhero73: Wait, you can just DO that? I want a sign!
 Annoying Vegan : @fanny Tom awoke the next morning to find himself tied to a chair at the county assessor's desk. The engraving on his name plate was so fresh it was smoking.
 Fancy Clown: I'd vote for you
 fanny: too bad you are now my write-in candidate
 Micro Jackson: Show me a sign!
Image 204223   09-18-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
199
 
 Ulillillia: Cyke-Clak
 WaffleIron: Batman vs star trek? I'd pay to watch that movie, if they lose Ben Affleck.
Image 204222   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
342
 
 WotGives: That's a pith-off
 Prostata: lemons are getting worse and worse
 EH: Perfect for making limoncello, tho
 dangerkeith3000: I don't think it's ripe yet.
Image 204221   09-18-17   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
437
 
 Rat-Butt: Tots not creepy a metal disk is hitting on me...so what's your sign?
 Air Biscuit: Cooking with negging?
 Felicity: Aw :-)
 Robespierre: Panderer.
 Dr Awkward: Caution: Sign is a fucking creeper.
 dangerkeith3000: I love it when my appliances flirt with me.
 Warrax: aM on fire send halp ples
Image 204220   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
279
 
 Air Biscuit: If he rolls a nat 20 you have to pretend his rhymes are good.
 Felicity: From Milton Bradley
 Shay: Goody, got UNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 Robespierre: Goody got WHAT? Jesus; it better not be contagious.
 Side Boob: I remember record stores!
 WaffleIron: Like a literal fortune, which is why we invented audiocassettes.
Image 204219   09-18-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
267
 
 Robespierre: Variations On A Theme
 WaffleIron: Not all of the same genus.
Image 204218   09-18-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
373
 
 Hosebag: Every time he gets an algebra problem wrong, little brother gets 5,000 volts. Hey, it works with my kids.
 Robespierre: "It was on special down at Big Lots. Let's see what it does."
 VoR: ...you wouldn't download a face
 dangerkeith3000: Meanwhile, the Away Team visits FamilyDollar Ceti IV
 Micro Jackson: Suicide visor
 Side Boob: Discount Geordi's "fireworks visor" was never the commercial success he had hoped it would be
 Sadbot: @WaffleIron Discount Geordi and Wal-mart brand Andy Serkis do a science
 WaffleIron: Discount Geordi can't actually see what he's typing, but it's linux so nobody knows it's all gibberish anyways.
Image 204217   09-18-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
302
 
 kornisjon: Yes, that's right! I was hoping someone would say something.
Image 204216   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
325
 
 Felicity: Sometimes referred to as Gorbachev Rock
Image 204215   09-18-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
557
 
 tib gubb: oh hell yes
 kornisjon: Should have left the Michael Jackson glove at home.
 Shay: @WaffleIron By jobe, I think you're right...
 Robespierre: Still too pricy, Savers.
 Sadbot: And do they have it in men's sizes?
 WaffleIron: Does that say "monopoly" up top?
Image 204214   09-18-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
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