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258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

258604  a robot: "I should really buy a boat."

258615  a robot: @Annoying Vegan I seriously love this new project you're doing! :D

258616  a robot: Also @Mr. Butt

258616  a robot: Who DOESN'T love a corgi bread-loaf butt?!

258612  Felicity: Automatic Toppings Machine

258596  Greifer: @sporky 2020

258594  antipatterns: yeah keep crawling back i'll let you know when you're worthy of being called interesting

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2. Robespierre
3. Scoo
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258524 Robespierre: @Solemn They sure are - that dance move is most certainly broken.

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!



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 Air Biscuit: @jkhero73 same.
 jkhero73: Wait, you can just DO that? I want a sign!
 Annoying Vegan : @fanny Tom awoke the next morning to find himself tied to a chair at the county assessor's desk. The engraving on his name plate was so fresh it was smoking.
 Fancy Clown: I'd vote for you
 fanny: too bad you are now my write-in candidate
 Micro Jackson: Show me a sign!
Image 204223   09-18-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
199
 
 Ulillillia: Cyke-Clak
 WaffleIron: Batman vs star trek? I'd pay to watch that movie, if they lose Ben Affleck.
Image 204222   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
342
 
 WotGives: That's a pith-off
 Prostata: lemons are getting worse and worse
 EH: Perfect for making limoncello, tho
 beyardo: I don't think it's ripe yet.
Image 204221   09-18-17   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
437
 
 Rat-Butt: Tots not creepy a metal disk is hitting on me...so what's your sign?
 Air Biscuit: Cooking with negging?
 trumpet: Aw :-)
 tomatosaws: Panderer.
 Dr Awkward: Caution: Sign is a fucking creeper.
 SS Keith: I love it when my appliances flirt with me.
 Warrax: aM on fire send halp ples
Image 204220   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
279
 
 Air Biscuit: If he rolls a nat 20 you have to pretend his rhymes are good.
 Unicorn: From Milton Bradley
 Shay: Goody, got UNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 Stom Premben: Goody got WHAT? Jesus; it better not be contagious.
 Side Boob: I remember record stores!
 WaffleIron: Like a literal fortune, which is why we invented audiocassettes.
Image 204219   09-18-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
267
 
 Vorm Gongo: Variations On A Theme
 WaffleIron: Not all of the same genus.
Image 204218   09-18-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
373
 
 Hosebag: Every time he gets an algebra problem wrong, little brother gets 5,000 volts. Hey, it works with my kids.
 9mm: "It was on special down at Big Lots. Let's see what it does."
 VoR: ...you wouldn't download a face
 iamthewalrus: Meanwhile, the Away Team visits FamilyDollar Ceti IV
 Micro Jackson: Suicide visor
 Side Boob: Discount Geordi's "fireworks visor" was never the commercial success he had hoped it would be
 Sadbot: @WaffleIron Discount Geordi and Wal-mart brand Andy Serkis do a science
 WaffleIron: Discount Geordi can't actually see what he's typing, but it's linux so nobody knows it's all gibberish anyways.
Image 204217   09-18-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
302
 
 kornisjon: Yes, that's right! I was hoping someone would say something.
Image 204216   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
325
 
 jonz: Sometimes referred to as Gorbachev Rock
Image 204215   09-18-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
557
 
 tib gubb: oh hell yes
 kornisjon: Should have left the Michael Jackson glove at home.
 Shay: @WaffleIron By jobe, I think you're right...
 Booty Kicker: Still too pricy, Savers.
 Sadbot: And do they have it in men's sizes?
 WaffleIron: Does that say "monopoly" up top?
Image 204214   09-18-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
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