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221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

221282  goldman sachs: Hey! I know that corner! I live in Yuma too! hahahaha

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2. Felicity
3. tib gubb
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9. apoxia
10. Ulillillia



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221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?



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 9. Shay: 1402 points
10. Jolly Well: 1385 points
11. tea: 1345 points
12. ColdHotCool: 1334 points
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14. Gallifrasian: 1279 points
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Score:
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 Air Biscuit: @jkhero73 same.
 jkhero73: Wait, you can just DO that? I want a sign!
 Annoying Vegan : @fanny Tom awoke the next morning to find himself tied to a chair at the county assessor's desk. The engraving on his name plate was so fresh it was smoking.
 Fancy Clown: I'd vote for you
 fanny: too bad you are now my write-in candidate
 Micro Jackson: Show me a sign!
Image 204223   09-18-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
199
 
 Ulillillia: Cyke-Clak
 WaffleIron: Batman vs star trek? I'd pay to watch that movie, if they lose Ben Affleck.
Image 204222   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
342
 
 WotGives: That's a pith-off
 Prostata: lemons are getting worse and worse
 EH: Perfect for making limoncello, tho
 dangerkeith3000: I don't think it's ripe yet.
Image 204221   09-18-17   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
437
 
 Rat-Butt: Tots not creepy a metal disk is hitting on me...so what's your sign?
 Air Biscuit: Cooking with negging?
 Felicity: Aw :-)
 Robespierre: Panderer.
 Dr Awkward: Caution: Sign is a fucking creeper.
 dangerkeith3000: I love it when my appliances flirt with me.
 Warrax: aM on fire send halp ples
Image 204220   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
279
 
 Air Biscuit: If he rolls a nat 20 you have to pretend his rhymes are good.
 Felicity: From Milton Bradley
 Shay: Goody, got UNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 Robespierre: Goody got WHAT? Jesus; it better not be contagious.
 Side Boob: I remember record stores!
 WaffleIron: Like a literal fortune, which is why we invented audiocassettes.
Image 204219   09-18-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
267
 
 Robespierre: Variations On A Theme
 WaffleIron: Not all of the same genus.
Image 204218   09-18-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
373
 
 Hosebag: Every time he gets an algebra problem wrong, little brother gets 5,000 volts. Hey, it works with my kids.
 Robespierre: "It was on special down at Big Lots. Let's see what it does."
 VoR: ...you wouldn't download a face
 dangerkeith3000: Meanwhile, the Away Team visits FamilyDollar Ceti IV
 Micro Jackson: Suicide visor
 Side Boob: Discount Geordi's "fireworks visor" was never the commercial success he had hoped it would be
 Sadbot: @WaffleIron Discount Geordi and Wal-mart brand Andy Serkis do a science
 WaffleIron: Discount Geordi can't actually see what he's typing, but it's linux so nobody knows it's all gibberish anyways.
Image 204217   09-18-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
302
 
 kornisjon: Yes, that's right! I was hoping someone would say something.
Image 204216   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
325
 
 Felicity: Sometimes referred to as Gorbachev Rock
Image 204215   09-18-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
557
 
 tib gubb: oh hell yes
 kornisjon: Should have left the Michael Jackson glove at home.
 Shay: @WaffleIron By jobe, I think you're right...
 Robespierre: Still too pricy, Savers.
 Sadbot: And do they have it in men's sizes?
 WaffleIron: Does that say "monopoly" up top?
Image 204214   09-18-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
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