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258604  Mr. Shine: @a robot @VoR dogs would totally get Jet-Skis.

256979  Mr Bleak: Beauty of ... some kind of melon.

258620  Peter Pantsless: They were going to eat it either way

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Ahhhhh. You did have me worried. I'm relieved.

258623  Amy Housewine: US Imperial weighs in pounds and ounces, but not in Milestones.

258605  Mr. Shine: "I regret nothing."

258624  addend: "Reservoir /Cats/", much more violent.

258606  Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine We're cool. I enjoy when it's unclear whether a statement is sarcastic or not.

258623  Felicity: Also, "cool" as measured in Celsius

258609  Warrax: #258613

258623  Shay: Well ain't that a bitches brew.

258613  Warrax: #258609

258608  addend: "Okay, but what's a CD?" @Mr. Shine

258611  Mr. Shine: I keep telling my wife that we should give out those individually wrapped prunes for Halloween.

258617  VoR: Look at em shine.

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Shit. Is this a phrase used in that sort of way? I honestly didn't know.

258628  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258612  Mr. Shine: So can I deposit pizzas into my account?

258610  addend: C3P-toe, but no R-toe-D2.

258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

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258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men



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Score:
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 doindabs: I know just how to stop you - never update.
 wolfpk: Don't forget being glitchey as hell, and only being fully functional right as the next model comes out.
 jayjay: That does sound nice. I can play /Hard Drivin/ and publish zines and comment on friendly spaceship...maybe even get an android body someday
 funny in the wall: Have fun being a paperweight after a few years
 Dr Awkward: I bet it smells @Knice in there
 Sadbot: @Knice Like new electronics right out of the package
 shadebane: Have fun in pop-up hell Mr. Computer
 Knice: I bet it smells nice in there.
Image 204196   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
351
 
 VoR: Simpson car got pimped
 Mr Shifty: Imported from Bright? Wuh?
 antipatterns: nice aero-wedge
 WaffleIron: @Side Boob : It's a former british colony.
 Dr Awkward: Immortal Smells nice in there Gets to beep Microsoft Excel
 Side Boob: Hell has right-hand drive? Who knew?
Image 204195   09-18-17   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
Score:
361
 
 tib gubb: i'm here for the meeting... what the fuck are you doing here?
 charlemagne: fun fact: there are no mystical energies at stonehenge. druids only gather there because the owners of the property lets them
 FarmerWalk: Imported from hell
 Mister Beef: "Yo, 'CornDog, how's tricks?"
Image 204194   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
351
 
 Ronick: Thats not what strong bones means
 tib gubb: it's a skeleton's dooty to look good.
 piranharama: Doot you even lift, bro?
 EH: It's the skeleton from DeathBulge!
 Fullhouse: Said Mr. Nachos Bellgrande
 VoR: Big boned apparently is a thing
 Dr Awkward: It does a body good.
 Knice: Gracias, Senor Eswelleto.
Image 204193   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
251
 
 DrinkMixMan: Don't text and drunk-drive
 Shay: Drinking and texting is a bigger threat than drinking and driving now.
Image 204192   09-18-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
323
 
 VoR: Once is all you need
Image 204191   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
284
 
 Rat-Butt: That's so awesome! She has a large river rat as a pet!! Plague carriers unite
 VoR: The amazing fido and his assistant
Image 204190   09-18-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
397
 
 Spazstatic: The secret lair of Mascot.
 McBomalds: New lighting scheme for the dungeon under the White House looking pretty snazzy. Which way to The Rack?
Image 204189   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
229
 
 Hosebag: I am the gatekeeper, are you the keymaster?
 El hefe: The choice is made, the traveler has come
 ThoughtlessGentleman: you steppin in th stay pufft hood beeeeeeee?!
 thecraftywolf: looks constipated or if he got kicked in his lucky charms
Image 204188   09-18-17   Uploaded by    charlemagne
Score:
437
 
 bug: @Shay That should have been a more effective slogan for the 2016 election.
 rory: I'd brush my chompers with a haboob if I could.
 Dr Awkward: [Haboob intensifies]
 WTF: "Honey, please tell me you remembered to close the bedroom window!"
 charlemagne: the only thing more satisfying then building a self contained sim city is watching it crumble and fall with one god-like click of a button
 Shay: "Hey everybody, there's a shit cloud coming! Run for your lives!!!"
 Side Boob: *fart*
Image 204187   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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