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268034  Stephen Milkmus: My fat-ass is thinking that it's a big ball of cookie dough that was slightly baked so it has a shell of cookie and is unbaked on the inside

268006  Mad Collager: Is this what happens when you put Twinkies in the microwave?

268004  WannaBee: Looks like comeone put the just the cap in.

268009  WannaBee: De wherever you are-o

268013  WTF: Their services are a bit awkward at first but the congregation is always willing to lend a hand!

268021  WannaBee: I think she's jumping up and down.

268021  Mad Collager: Apparently, candles were used before headlights.

268018  WTF: It's not fire as it's not combustion but since it's Fox I'm just surprised they didn't get the Sun confused with the moon.

64010  ninetailorochimaru: After 2.5 years I have finally won SSDI benefits. I am now legally disabled and will be getting a huge amount of backpay as a result. This is all the victory I need =)

268013  barfolomew: You should probably save that for Fap Tuesday.

268023  Not A Bot: I feel like I could hit this guy with my car and it would be OK...

268020  tib gubb: puss in boot

268021  barfolomew: @FabricMan The Burning Bush?

268021  FabricMan: I have friends who've been to that strip club

267946  Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267893  wootman: @DrNinjaman This made me vote rad

267976  Sadbot: @Felicity Cutbu is kind of it's own thing, more like alt-weekly underground comix than manga. Usually there are more butts and farts than this one.

267949  Felicity: It looks a little like the Vlox News aliens from This Modern World

268018  FabricMan: We can't! It's too far out of range!

268018  Yam: Next up, Tucker Carlson blames it on liberals and people of colour.

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2. VeeKay
3. MrBoffo
4. Shay
5. Not A Bot
6. Side Boob
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8. tib gubb
9. Spazstatic
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267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo



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trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (813 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (798 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (797 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (776 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (756 points)


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 3. fanny: 4060 points
 4. E. HONDA: 3140 points
 5. Gomi Day: 2956 points
 6. toad: 2352 points
 7. time is wastin: 2021 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1993 points
 9. Nope: 1914 points
10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. greg: 1499 points
14. midgetcastle: 1437 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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351
 
 VoR: Simpson car got pimped
 Mr Shifty: Imported from Bright? Wuh?
 antipatterns: nice aero-wedge
 WaffleIron: @Side Boob : It's a former british colony.
 i peed a lil: Immortal Smells nice in there Gets to beep Microsoft Excel
 Side Boob: Hell has right-hand drive? Who knew?
Image 204195   09-18-17   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
Score:
361
 
 tib gubb: i'm here for the meeting... what the fuck are you doing here?
 charlemagne: fun fact: there are no mystical energies at stonehenge. druids only gather there because the owners of the property lets them
 FarmerWalk: Imported from hell
 Mister Beef: "Yo, 'CornDog, how's tricks?"
Image 204194   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
351
 
 Ronick: Thats not what strong bones means
 tib gubb: it's a skeleton's dooty to look good.
 piranharama: Doot you even lift, bro?
 EH: It's the skeleton from DeathBulge!
 Fullhouse: Said Mr. Nachos Bellgrande
 VoR: Big boned apparently is a thing
 Sydney: It does a body good.
 Knice: Gracias, Senor Eswelleto.
Image 204193   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
251
 
 DrinkMixMan: Don't text and drunk-drive
 Shay: Drinking and texting is a bigger threat than drinking and driving now.
Image 204192   09-18-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
323
 
 VoR: Once is all you need
Image 204191   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
284
 
 Rat-Butt: That's so awesome! She has a large river rat as a pet!! Plague carriers unite
 VoR: The amazing fido and his assistant
Image 204190   09-18-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
397
 
 Spazstatic: The secret lair of Mascot.
 McBomalds: New lighting scheme for the dungeon under the White House looking pretty snazzy. Which way to The Rack?
Image 204189   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
229
 
 Hosebag: I am the gatekeeper, are you the keymaster?
 El hefe: The choice is made, the traveler has come
 ThoughtlessGentleman: you steppin in th stay pufft hood beeeeeeee?!
 thecraftywolf: looks constipated or if he got kicked in his lucky charms
Image 204188   09-18-17   Uploaded by    charlemagne
Score:
437
 
 bug: @Shay That should have been a more effective slogan for the 2016 election.
 rory: I'd brush my chompers with a haboob if I could.
 Tacorleone: [Haboob intensifies]
 WTF: "Honey, please tell me you remembered to close the bedroom window!"
 charlemagne: the only thing more satisfying then building a self contained sim city is watching it crumble and fall with one god-like click of a button
 Shay: "Hey everybody, there's a shit cloud coming! Run for your lives!!!"
 Side Boob: *fart*
Image 204187   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
573
 
 Hosebag: Just saying, I think you look better without the makeup.
 Mr Shifty: Someone's fetish
 wolfpk: This wouldn't fall under the banner of plushie, but it must be somewhere in that category.
 El hefe: I like it with the mask on
 Butcherboy: Is that the alien from tommyknockers?
 Shay: @jochenau Pffff, yea right. And you're gonna say Zelda is a girl.
 jochenau: Samus is a girl?!
 WTF: My dates always ended with the opposite, I'd pull off my human mask revealing the alien underneath.
 Knice: "I'll be right out; just need to finish putting my face on!"
Image 204186   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Never AFK
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