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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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 Gilm Drumongo: @Uncle Larry Can you blame them?
 Trerbo Cremungo: @Robespierre this is why they hate us
 Bang Albumple: Tortoise cozy is whimsical.
Image 204181   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Jerb Plupert
 Varbo Drumomple: and fuck mondays, too
 Thengo Brongus: (Misplaced apostrophe - MORE COFFEE!)
 Flingo Ploble: If cat's could speak ... they wouldn't.
Image 204180   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Truple Drumungo
 Hown Plumbies: "$4.50 an hour! Call me crazy... sometimes I miss it! Life on the edge! Five inches wide, six-hundred fifty feet down! High steel!"
 Treld Pluble: Recently we had a fuckup in Brooklyn and the entire night shift was sitting on a wooden skid, eating ice cream behind the traffic barriers while traffic went to hell around us. All four of us, doing nothing, on our asses. I have become a stereotype.
 Thorbo Cremumple: Construction photos from this era always make me queasy. Thanks @Bad Dad
 Morb Flumumbies: This is one of those "There's no amount of money you could pay me" jobs.
 Freple Fluble: @WTF I think Mohawks are exempt from OSHA.
 Jorb Floble: And to think these guys did this with no OSHA.
 Rolm Flongo: Something something wrecking ball... (I know it's not, but it wouldn't make sense if I's written "skyhook" - not that it makes sense anyway)
 Trong Morpuble: "Yo! Check this out!"
Image 204179   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Huld Gromple
 Thulm Rempombies: @Ulillillia The Gang Runs a Mayoral Campaign
 Rirt Grumbies: It's Always Sunny in Gotham
Image 204178   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Jeng Rempumple
 Jurbo Flopert: This makes med feel unwell
 Raple Morpupert: I love this. I would use it to screw with cops in helmet mandatory states.
 Thump Flumongo: What big ears you have!
 Galm Drumuble: after a sudden blow to the head, the brain begins to swell
 Crirb Plemopert: Scalpicin. Might help; couldn't hurt.
 Luple Flungus: Best way to get pulled over, or an ugly chin.
Image 204177   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Marm Cremumple
 Porbo Drumupert: @WaffleIron: But not as much as both the TV and the washer!
 Herbo Albumple: Can't wait for the spin cycle! WHEEE!
 Mart Plopert: @WaffleIron And water also.
 Merm Cremuble: Too bad it uses more electricity than the tele
Image 204176   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Gango Plemoble
 Lirt Dampomple: @Yurishiro its a joke
 Pempo Flumongus: @sirgallium…
 Pamp Brumbies: Erosion puts on a good show from time to time.
 Pung Plemongo: I wonder where that is
 Derm Horpuble: It's MY favorite show...
Image 204175   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Hold Horpupert
 Jert Plomple: for dudes with right-angle bend to the right?
 Pongo Grunomple: Richter 9.3?
 Jarm Morpuble: *tilts head*
 Jerbo Cremungo: @Knice Good point. The horizontal flush is +10 peeing skill not all men have.
 Riwn Rempuble: When it's mounted like that, you've got to expect some splashing.
Image 204174   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Triple Albungus
 Truft Morpuble: Efficient!
 Gampo Morpumple: @Butcherboy theme A. I forgot there were others .
 Trirm Dampupert: Isn't this how Final Destination 2 started?
 Garm Morpopert: A or B version @PenguinBartender
 Theft Albombies: *Tetris theme intensifies*
 Veng Drumongo: Actually great job!
 Perb Grombies: Truck utilization = 100%
Image 204173   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Beft Bropert
 Frirb Horpoble: Already saw this the other day... posted on f-book
 Peple Grunumple: This id weird
 Lurm Cremomple: Leggo my ego.
 Hiple Alboble: There's your problem.
 Dalm Grunongo: Well maybe it was childish, foolish, before schoolish, immaturish, lose your coolish
 Vorb Albumbies: Counterpoint: #74794
 Thing Dampopert: The more you eat, the hungrier you get.
Image 204172   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Pomp Plomple
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