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257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

257549  raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

257558  raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257572  raditzu: Jesus Fukking Christ!

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Knice
5. Not A Bot
6. Whatever
7. tib gubb
8. a robot
9. Amy Housewine
10. Yam



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly



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Scoo uploaded 257414 (1301 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 257201 (915 points)
Fantasy uploaded 257364 (910 points)
pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
matos uploaded 257522 (847 points)
Vanna uploaded 257094 (844 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (822 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (812 points)
McBomalds uploaded 257073 (796 points)
funy speling uploaded 257519 (795 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (778 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (768 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (756 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 257239 (753 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 13026 points
 2. Laree: 6555 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 3171 points
 4. Shay: 3163 points
 5. Amy Housewine: 2780 points
 6. Side Boob: 2502 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 9. Scoo: 2196 points
10. Mr. Shine: 1998 points
11. CompletelyJoking: 1871 points
12. Sharkface: 1764 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. rip odb: 1663 points
15. RzK: 1628 points
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 UltraBeverly: This blue movie is Smurfy.
 KickassHellyeah: All Vanity Smurfs...
 WTF: Then Gargamel must either be a right-wing anti-homosexual ultra conservative who want to shut them down, or someone who just wants in on the action or both.
 annterland: I have seen this image 100 times and JUST NOW noticed the penis houses
 Dr Awkward: Taking turns smurfing each other
 Christina: Rule 34, no exceptions.
 hexxx: "Tom of Finland Meets the Smurfs" animated feature looks promising ... for those of a certain bent.
 Soy Peso: Mother nature be like WTF
 charlemagne: I'm smurfette on special occasions
 WaffleIron: They call me "Papa".
Image 204159   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
576
 
 Mr Bleak: Is it breakfast time yet? It's gone 3. No? OK. Back in five minutes and I'll stand on your bladder.
 Rat-Butt: Please, sir, let me murder-death something today? Perhaps the small human in the other room?
 boxboxbox: @tib gubb To me it looks like the face of longing - for FOOD.
 tib gubb: this is the face of disdain
 McMuff: What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
 charlemagne: I'll eat your lonely corpse given half a chance. now rub my belly
Image 204158   09-18-17   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
97
 
 XLY: What i'm wondering is this: is it a pipe made out of paper, or a blunt shaped like a pipe?
 Rat-Butt: If you need it so bad that you fashion a pipe out of paper you may have a problem...
Image 204157   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
339
 
 Rat-Butt: So, that's how they get to he golf balls from the water traps at the golf course
 Rat-Butt: So, that's how they get to he golf balls from the water traps at the golf course
Image 204156   09-18-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
625
 
 WTF: "Two plus two is four. Two plus two is four. Two plus two is four..."
 charlemagne: traffic cone on my head, breath smells like the dead, unlocked skip will be my bed
 charlemagne: I love you, you love me, shouting at your window half way up a tree
 charlemagne: beer before wine, makes me feel fine, wine before beer, makes me feel queer
Image 204155   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
283
 
 Mr Bleak: Who has a seating area right outside the cubicles?
 PenguinBartender: That scene where Luke used the force in the beginning of Empire Strikes back was greatly changed before making the final cut.
 trepanation: It's good that this is a bathroom, because if you walk in a stall and see a hand creeping out from under there is a good chance you will shit yourself.
 Theta Zero: The struggle is real.
Image 204154   09-18-17   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
238
 
 WTF: For those Emos who want everyone to feel their sadness, Dementor-chic.
 Side Boob: I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. Sweet!
Image 204153   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
415
 
 athiest: Voted rad for this @Butcherboy
 Mr Shifty: Not a great drinks tray though.
 Butcherboy: Neat
Image 204152   09-18-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
195
 
 Rat-Butt: I didn't know Justin Bieber wore a bra...
 Warrax: Username/upload irony.
 pig 3: Todd Rundgren's at it again.
 Spazstatic: 100% COLON
Image 204151   09-18-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
371
 
 trelyate: booze loves you, booze loves me...
 Shay: Big Bad Wolf became Big Bad Raging Alcoholic Wolf after being embarrassed by a stupid pig.
 peeper: There's no hallucination like a Red Bull hallucination.
 charlemagne: daddy fox missed mummy fox since she went to live with mr badger on his canal boat
 San DoDo: fwcks
 San DoDo: 0 fucks giveth
 nuke em: A cock and a diamond.
Image 204150   09-18-17   Uploaded by    nathan
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