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258620  Peter Pantsless: They were going to eat it either way

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Ahhhhh. You did have me worried. I'm relieved.

258623  Amy Housewine: US Imperial weighs in pounds and ounces, but not in Milestones.

258605  Mr. Shine: "I regret nothing."

258624  addend: "Reservoir /Cats/", much more violent.

258606  Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine We're cool. I enjoy when it's unclear whether a statement is sarcastic or not.

258623  Felicity: Also, "cool" as measured in Celsius

258609  Warrax: #258613

258623  Shay: Well ain't that a bitches brew.

258613  Warrax: #258609

258608  addend: "Okay, but what's a CD?" @Mr. Shine

258611  Mr. Shine: I keep telling my wife that we should give out those individually wrapped prunes for Halloween.

258617  VoR: Look at em shine.

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Shit. Is this a phrase used in that sort of way? I honestly didn't know.

258628  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258612  Mr. Shine: So can I deposit pizzas into my account?

258610  addend: C3P-toe, but no R-toe-D2.

258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

258621  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite youu leg

258621  Mr. Shine: *chomp* "HEY!!"

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258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!



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Score:
782
 
 Rocky XLVII: PC galore
 Bagels: I fixed it for you
 deeeeeeeez: Searching for beautiful people on my computer. Found it.
 Amy Housewine: It's one of those monster generators from "Gauntlet".
 Skinr: "This mouse tastes funny."
 Sadbot: feline supply unit
Image 203917   09-16-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
201
 
 Rat-Butt: Get a piece of the rock...
 Rat-Butt: Get a piece of the rock...
Image 203916   09-16-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
366
 
 eevee: Life is scary and depressing
 XLY: I know this is fox, and in Texas no less but HOW
 Yam: They don't call me the Meat Clown for nothing.
 Dr Awkward: Honestly, it's true. Cancer treatment often results in "second cancers" that are attributed to chemo or radiation.
 Ulillillia: Thanks, John Madden
Image 203915   09-16-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
435
 
 Air Biscuit: @Rat-Butt dream candy was a good movie.
 Rat-Butt: Yeah, no...not going there, not looking there, don't plan on being any near the city,state,country that dream candy is
 Mr. Whiskers: ...for the longest tiiiime.....
Image 203914   09-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
463
 
 arctic fox: This breed of dog always looks disapproving
 Dr Awkward: Yes, we know you're too old for that swing, but it's cute for my instagram, doggo.
Image 203913   09-16-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
694
 
 cArdent: In other news, always rad red pandas. :3
 cArdent: @Sadbot "Cubs", because for a while there they were meant to be bears. Wikipedia says they're their own family now, close to mustelids, and giant pandas actually are bears now.
 charlemagne: that's far too much for the blender
 Rat-Butt: They ar cheaper by the dozen, not the kilo
 Sadbot: @a robot I think they're red panda...cubs? kits? red panditos?
 Dr Awkward: 1321 grams of cuteness please.
 a robot: I don't even know what these animals are, but they are very cute and deserve a radvote!
 Scoo: Weigh too cute
 Ulillillia: Wah wah
Image 203912   09-16-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
967
 
 seahawks: Alternate universe where clowns seize the means of production.
 mwoody: @Ulillillia Alternate universe where World War 2 was ended early and with less bloodshed due to an earlier entry of North America in to the conflict. It doesn't have much bearing on this comic, though.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Ulillillia but banker's head is still attached to his body??
 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia Alternate universe where old man can bring little girl out for ice cream without getting arrested
 Donut: @Ulillillia Alternative universe where people actually like clowns.
 Nope: @Ulillillia Alternate universe where banks aren't the worst
 Ulillillia: Alternate universe where Bernie won
Image 203911   09-16-17   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
130
 
 White Rice: Top 10 anime fights, right here.
Image 203910   09-16-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
342
 
 Semaphore: Funky pineapple upside down cake you got there.
 Rat-Butt: Video toaster...dead and should be forgotten
 Mr. Whiskers: Fun fact: this is how pineapples are actually made
 redmonkey3: Ginsu!
Image 203909   09-16-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
435
 
 Mr Shifty: Coati apparently.
 Not A Bot: My eyes are up... Dammit!
 Quackzy: A herd of baby brontosauruses!!!!
Image 203908   09-16-17   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
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