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258182  Not A Bot: dat ass!

258180  Yam: Wait, is this Calgary?

258150  a robot: Betty White is older than sliced bread

258153  a robot: You rock that three-piece suit, bowler hat, umbrella and red thigh-high boots, Mr. Businessman

258167  a robot: Your dog is a very good mother to that baby polar bear!

258173  Mr. Shine: It's what they call me down at the clinic.

258175  Mr. Shine: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.

258176  a robot: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018

258176  Mr. Shine: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.

258177  Mr. Shine: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*

258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

258179  Nope: Ted and Ed Cruise

258162  grizzly: Just boo it. I'm crying over that shit.

258182  Nope: Mike seen here pre meal

258175  Solemn: @wolfpk Huh. Never would have guessed.

258178  copunter: if you survived the 70's, you probably chop up lines on your phone like this:

258179  copunter: wow, this has some nice touches to it. @Drunk Orc -- advanced shoopniques!

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258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258129 Wooden Spoon: Thats fine, but how do women fix a leaky boat?

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Score:
342
 
 Semaphore: Funky pineapple upside down cake you got there.
 Rat-Butt: Video toaster...dead and should be forgotten
 Mr. Whiskers: Fun fact: this is how pineapples are actually made
 redmonkey3: Ginsu!
Image 203909   09-16-17   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
435
 
 Mr Shifty: Coati apparently.
 Not A Bot: My eyes are up... Dammit!
 Quackzy: A herd of baby brontosauruses!!!!
Image 203908   09-16-17   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
283
 
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: @ChubbyBuddy hahahahah
 fanny: that's actually kinda beautiful in a sad way
 ChubbyBuddy: art imitates life
Image 203907   09-16-17   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
665
 
 Spray Tan: Oh shoot. Well, that's doggo for ya.
 piranharama: Pokemon Go movie looks pretty low budget
 Starky15: And Lo, Slurms McKenzies first ancestor was born.
 Sadbot: A good sluggo
 Scoo: UC Santa Cruz's new mascot?
 RainbowTornado: Duped again
 tib gubb: every dang time
 dobbiesdoogs: aww heck
Image 203906   09-16-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
486
 
 Gringos: Let's see what all the fuss is about...
 Mr. Whiskers: Oh lord, NEVER pick up a man wearing flip flops
 RainbowTornado: Challenge accepted
 tib gubb: he seems okay
Image 203905   09-16-17   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
363
 
 Spray Tan: uoY knahT You are welcome.
 Cami: @Zampano Around Christmas for a few years around 2000 I would call electronics shops asking if they carried DVD rewinders. It tricked more folks than it should have.
 cishet: I love the Broadway font though it works better in all capitals
 Scoo: Be Kind
 Ulillillia: @Zampano I stream my movies in reverse after I watch them
 Zampano: Shit, i haven't been rewinding my blurays
 tib gubb: i miss rewinding a tape after a movie is over, kind of a final piece of the experience that all home movies shared back in the day...
Image 203904   09-16-17   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
448
 
 Wumph Morms: Without without without is
 ignatz: Actually it's "THEEH"
 Fiveninety: @Haute and sweaty gffii
 Haute and sweaty: Graffiti without art is just...
Image 203903   09-16-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
484
 
 fanny: @a robot lol his hat and expression are amazing! I love stuff like that!
 manlyman: I like the 1980s-style grid and use of turquoise
 AlexDeLarge: Don't work for him; you do NOT want the severance package if you leave.
 tib gubb: dude looks like max hedroom
 a robot: @fanny That happened in my town a while ago too, it's weird getting used to! Before typing this comment I just searched thru a bunch of pics to find the weird sign guy from my hometown: i.imgur.com/…. Not as fun graphic design, but an awful hat and a funny name :)
 fanny: @Nope @a robot :) a few months ago we had to start using an area code to make calls because we ran out of phone numbers here :)
 a robot: @fanny This seems amazing that you took this in modern times! Like @Nope said, the lack of area code seems very old-timey and the whole design scheme is from at least 20 years ago. So I must vote RAD, is what I'm saying :D
 Nope: Scott Severance is a great name. Also no area codes seems so quaint.
 fanny: Saw this on a walk today. I thought my spacefriends would enjoy the graphic design work :) (oh and on the other side "fart" was spray painted on his head)
Image 203902   09-16-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
271
 
 WetWilly: That's accurate.
 cArdent: @a robot That's okay, "Born in the USA" isn't either
 antipatterns: Born to lie down.
 Lantry: Who the fuck? Is Bruce Springsteen not the boss of me?
 a robot: @WTF One time I randomly had that song playing when a friend of mine who was born outside the USA happened to come over, and he was like "Are you MOCKING me with this?" like dead serious. I was not.
 Fiveninety: i dunno what Springsteen has to do with They Might Be Giants, but ok..
 WTF: If you were Born in the USA he is!
Image 203901   09-16-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
202
 
 tib gubb: guess who's drunk?
 White Rice: He got lei'd no fewer than 6 times.
Image 203900   09-16-17   Uploaded by    waffles
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