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221562  trelyate: the barista hawked a Lugia in my coffee!

221663  karmakat: get me OUT!

221665  karmakat: now find me shoes and GLOVES!

221604  trelyate: you're a kitty!

221671  karmakat: I am not here...you aren't seeing me.

221689  tib gubb: this is the reality of net neutrality, people

221689  PenguinBartender: It's a ruse. While you're waiting the xenomorph sneaks in through the vent in your room to nibble on your cerebral cortex.

221697  confession: I think I speak for everyone when I say "Go buy a red ribbon for that cat now!"

221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

221679  karmakat: who farted?

221680  karmakat: aw, so tiny.

221682  karmakat: to avoid spillage huh?

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221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

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221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221638 Winterneuro: @Haute and sweaty hmmm. I do know the name, so no bet! :-)

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Score:
529
 
 Joseph: We could swap. You can play "sit at a desk guy" for a few decades.
 Bu7Z: *rolls natural one*
 Dr Awkward: You're just mad because you don't know how chess works.
 Warrax: There's no crying in castle guy.
 Amy Housewine: I will now be... FORT FELLOW!
 cenecia: I'm a dirty rascal and I'm okay with it!
 funny in the wall: *and this time I mean it!
 Mr. Shine: Classic Castle Guy
 tib gubb: castle guy does this like every other week
Image 203595   09-15-17   Uploaded by    antipatterns
Image 203594 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by melted plastic. Boo, melted plastic.
Score:
321
 
 Felicity: On the left: she saw the monkey
 cenecia: I believe in you, spine. You got this!
 Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.
 dangerkeith3000: Whatever. Hunchbacks are sexy.
 Yam: I dont wanna
Image 203593   09-15-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
515
 
 Bu7Z: @PenguinBartender by 'scarce resources' I assume you mean that one female lizard they both fancy...
 Teechur: Support your spine.
 Robespierre: I've always loved Strauss's "Waltz for Two Lizards."
 PenguinBartender: I'm going to pretend they really missed each other and they're hugging each other, not fighting for dominance over scarce resources. Yep. Hugs.
Image 203592   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
521
 
 Felicity: @Butcherboy I love the Penguin Books penguin :-)
 Bu7Z: Dude just post goats, get rads, fuck knitting... @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: Here's my game plan: 1) purchase or knit similar sweaters for my goats 2) upload picture to AG 3) ??? 4) Profit.
 Hosebag: Peng-u-ins are pract-ic-ally chickens.
 Wet farts: I wanna hug those penguins
 Robespierre: Sweatered penguins, pondering.
 Yurishiro: @Butcherboy how could you possibly choose???!
 Butcherboy: The skeleton fish is my favorite
 Yurishiro: @chhumphrey Loved it.
 chhumphrey: Cute and cuddly, boys... cute and cuddly
Image 203591   09-15-17   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
492
 
 Air Biscuit: What could be lethal about petting dogs?
 Not A Bot: Well, since you can't even use the actual word of the one in text....
 Niels Bohr: It's a yorkies!
 kinggheedra: Graffiti on empty buildings is pretty dangerous
 Side Boob: ME FIRST!
 chhumphrey: Seems legit
Image 203590   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Sandor
Score:
391
 
 El hefe: Looks like a real #203390 party
 Christina: Seems legit.
 ASTER: @Peach Oh, friendly spaceship does not render some characters and now I'm a dip shit.
 ASTER: @Peach does your keyboard not have one of these on it??
 Teechur: Do they all float?
 Peach: That was the best arrow I could come up with.
 Peach: Happy Meals to eat -----7
 Koopa: Now, THIS is what happens when you eat too many Big Macs.
 Hosebag: What the McFuck is going on here?
 Robespierre: Something sinister this way comes.
 Shay: "Hey kid, want a Happy Meal?"
 PenguinBartender: @Dr Awkward The old gypsy lady was right!
 Dr Awkward: This is probably how I'll die...
 Yurishiro: "HEY she's not a Mc Donald!" *angry murmuring*
Image 203589   09-15-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
396
 
 Science: @Yurishiro: That's what they want you to think
 Yurishiro: @Science Yes.
 Science: Fun fact: The octopus logo on this spy satellite is similar to the SPECTRE logo. Coincidence?
 Mr Shifty: Except the sea bed.
 El hefe: You'll never stop us Mr. Bond
 Micro Jackson: I voted for Kodos
 SpaceCow: Scientology only managed to get the logo for Octopus Oil made before their Mission Earth movie shut down for good.
 Koopa: ...this reminds me of something.
 chhumphrey: They shaped the elder god's head wrong again and will pay for it with an eternity of suffering and madness. Oh wait, they already work for the government.
 Side Boob: National Reconnaissance Office: We can see you pooping from space.
Image 203588   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Felicity
Score:
573
 
 BavidDowie: ...brave enough
 chhumphrey: Some lizards like big... tails
Image 203587   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
385
 
 PenguinBartender: *Optimus Prime voice* "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!"
 Yurishiro: @Meow I just thought he meant her to grab his tralala.
 chhumphrey: Not shown - snapping sound effect
 Meow: She's just trying to shut him up. Too many empty platitudes
 Mr. Butt: [faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart]
 Yurishiro: Huh, I thought a facehugger was somethijg else. Damn aliens.
Image 203586   09-15-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
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