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262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

262959  Sandor: So if I can't get hired by McDonald's, does that make me a winner?

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262806 smusher: ... ? ...



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 Science: @Yurishiro: That's what they want you to think
 Borkf: @Science Yes.
 Science: Fun fact: The octopus logo on this spy satellite is similar to the SPECTRE logo. Coincidence?
 Mr Shifty: Except the sea bed.
 El hefe: You'll never stop us Mr. Bond
 Micro Jackson: I voted for Kodos
 SpaceCow: Scientology only managed to get the logo for Octopus Oil made before their Mission Earth movie shut down for good.
 Koopa: ...this reminds me of something.
 chhumphrey: They shaped the elder god's head wrong again and will pay for it with an eternity of suffering and madness. Oh wait, they already work for the government.
 Side Boob: National Reconnaissance Office: We can see you pooping from space.
Image 203588   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Felicity
Score:
573
 
 BavidDowie: ...brave enough
 chhumphrey: Some lizards like big... tails
Image 203587   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
385
 
 PenguinBartender: *Optimus Prime voice* "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!"
 fakeplastic: @Meow I just thought he meant her to grab his tralala.
 chhumphrey: Not shown - snapping sound effect
 Meow: She's just trying to shut him up. Too many empty platitudes
 Mr. Butt: [faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart]
 kshoxx: Huh, I thought a facehugger was somethijg else. Damn aliens.
Image 203586   09-15-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
362
 
 Zampano: when you uncork it does it make that iconic PS1 boot sound?
 Air Biscuit: Where do i insert disc?
 jochenau: @funny in the wall My mind attempted to imagine what that would be like and it got cancer.
 funny in the wall: it's fermented mountain dew
 chhumphrey: Some red wines don't age well
Image 203585   09-15-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
352
 
 Gazden: At first I thought it was ETs face
 Mr Shifty: Saw a trireme carved into a cliff on the Rhodes, near the acropolis in Lindos. That was really something.
 Mr Bleak: @Bu7Z Nope: 'The sculpture, titled "Pregnant Mountain," is located near the town of Santo Domingo, in Colombia...' I love Google image search!
 Bu7Z: @chhumphrey I'm thinking Australia because I think I've seen this... But I'm not sure and you'd think something like this would stick in the memory...
 Micro Jackson: Future Mount Rushmore
 XLY: am i really the only one seeing some username/upload synergy
 UltraBeverly: Sometimes the baby dies and ossifies. Even for giants.
 Knice: That would scare me right over the fucking cliff.
 chhumphrey: That baby's already stoned... must be Colorado
 Baby Jesus: @Robespierre "Don't do abortions" would be my guess.
 Gallifrasian: @Robespierre Earth is alive? (Just guessing)
 dorian: The point?
 Wet farts: Wombstone
Image 203584   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
285
 
 Noremak: @Bu7Z The word is avoided because it's a very charged word and is considered offensive. Also, the N word isn't allowed on here either (which I believe was swapped to "friend" at one point.) As much as I dislike censorship, I've come around to the idea that it keeps alot of trolls and flamers out of here. Nothing I want to do on this site is being inhibited and if it was, I probably shouldn't do it on this site.
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: We don't use the word "cunt" on Aggro-Gator, @Bu7Z. Let's put you on mute for a moment and reflect.
 Air Biscuit: @Donut or a career in the military.
 Bu7Z: ROCGMAS. read own comment, got mad at self... A recitations is not abbreviations dumb kunt!
 Bu7Z: As a time pressed online reader I think you can shove your useful a recitations up your ass!
 Christina: RC;LFH Read comments; lost faith in humanity. (It was not in this site.)
 Teechur: This is how I shall grade essays from now on.
 Shay: tl:dr
 chhumphrey: RC;GA;PAR Read comments; got angry; posted angry reply
 arctic fox: NT:DD (No tacos; didn't dance)
 FabricMan: RA;SH. Read article; shouldn't have
 omgpro: Rh;PAC
 Knice: NG;VB (no goat; voted bad)
 Donut: MLIA;NI : My life is abbreviations, need an intervention
Image 203583   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
633
 
 Snowta: My kitty has a doppleganger!
 chhumphrey: "If I lie still enough maybe I'll blend in more"
 carpwoman: I love cats.
 Urn BooUrn: That is a very lazy looking cow.
 Side Boob: Wanna pet that catte
 violentwrath: Half-baked.
Image 203582   09-15-17   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
680
 
 Social Vegan: Have you tried dressing like a normal person?
 Donut: "Also you're humping a nuclear weapon. Tell me about your mother."
 funny in the wall: church
Image 203581   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
556
 
 Tiny Butt: The human looks like a comedian I saw last June
 Christina: "You don't complain when the cat does it."
 chhumphrey: I know, I can't believe you got that painting either.
 BabyVaccine: @Prostata also heavy AF
 Prostata: majestic af
Image 203580   09-15-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
157
 
 goldman sachs: Is your computer actually a macaroni monster? Find out tonight at 11.
 MylesX: That does not compute, Keith.
Image 203579   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
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