Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

272678  DrinkMixMan: "Alright, you're all set. Listen to that baby purr!"

272681  DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272742  addend: Yep, that's what they Ptolemy.

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. tib gubb
2. dangerkeith3000
3. Not A Bot
4. Dr Awkward
5. Air Biscuit
6. Mr Bleak
7. Shay
8. Teechur
9. a robot
10. addend



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272363 (1052 points)
grizzly uploaded 272448 (1013 points)
waynelord uploaded 272315 (904 points)
grizzly uploaded 272443 (886 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272360 (849 points)
grimes uploaded 272379 (848 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272351 (845 points)
oregon man uploaded 272572 (830 points)
bubbles uploaded 272386 (817 points)
SomeCanadian uploaded 272521 (805 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (801 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272407 (800 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 272366 (798 points)
twitter uploaded 272261 (793 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. ChubbyBuddy: 9613 points
 2. Mexico: 5091 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 4309 points
 4. Side Boob: 2835 points
 5. grizzly: 2736 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 2724 points
 7. E. HONDA: 2296 points
 8. NoOneImportant: 2037 points
 9. grimes: 1981 points
10. westerner: 1738 points
11. kshoxx: 1699 points
12. Snow Plow: 1647 points
13. 99.9 Percent: 1639 points
14. confession: 1593 points
15. horny horn: 1541 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: NoRagrets.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 861
Registered users online in past hour: 648

Average image score (last 24 hours): 311

Total number of comments: 1410124
Total number of images: 272749



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 141563
XP needed for green ranking: 37479
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
433
 
 Science: @Yurishiro: That's what they want you to think
 Borkf: @Science Yes.
 Science: Fun fact: The octopus logo on this spy satellite is similar to the SPECTRE logo. Coincidence?
 Mr Shifty: Except the sea bed.
 El hefe: You'll never stop us Mr. Bond
 Micro Jackson: I voted for Kodos
 SpaceCow: Scientology only managed to get the logo for Octopus Oil made before their Mission Earth movie shut down for good.
 Koopa: ...this reminds me of something.
 chhumphrey: They shaped the elder god's head wrong again and will pay for it with an eternity of suffering and madness. Oh wait, they already work for the government.
 Side Boob: National Reconnaissance Office: We can see you pooping from space.
Image 203588   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Felicity
Score:
573
 
 BavidDowie: ...brave enough
 chhumphrey: Some lizards like big... tails
Image 203587   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
385
 
 PenguinBartender: *Optimus Prime voice* "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!"
 fakeplastic: @Meow I just thought he meant her to grab his tralala.
 chhumphrey: Not shown - snapping sound effect
 Meow: She's just trying to shut him up. Too many empty platitudes
 Mr. Butt: [faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart]
 kshoxx: Huh, I thought a facehugger was somethijg else. Damn aliens.
Image 203586   09-15-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
362
 
 Zampano: when you uncork it does it make that iconic PS1 boot sound?
 Air Biscuit: Where do i insert disc?
 jochenau: @funny in the wall My mind attempted to imagine what that would be like and it got cancer.
 funny in the wall: it's fermented mountain dew
 chhumphrey: Some red wines don't age well
Image 203585   09-15-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
352
 
 Gazden: At first I thought it was ETs face
 Mr Shifty: Saw a trireme carved into a cliff on the Rhodes, near the acropolis in Lindos. That was really something.
 Mr Bleak: @Bu7Z Nope: 'The sculpture, titled "Pregnant Mountain," is located near the town of Santo Domingo, in Colombia...' I love Google image search!
 Bu7Z: @chhumphrey I'm thinking Australia because I think I've seen this... But I'm not sure and you'd think something like this would stick in the memory...
 Micro Jackson: Future Mount Rushmore
 XLY: am i really the only one seeing some username/upload synergy
 UltraBeverly: Sometimes the baby dies and ossifies. Even for giants.
 Knice: That would scare me right over the fucking cliff.
 chhumphrey: That baby's already stoned... must be Colorado
 Baby Jesus: @Robespierre "Don't do abortions" would be my guess.
 Gallifrasian: @Robespierre Earth is alive? (Just guessing)
 dorian: The point?
 Wet farts: Wombstone
Image 203584   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
285
 
 Noremak: @Bu7Z The word is avoided because it's a very charged word and is considered offensive. Also, the N word isn't allowed on here either (which I believe was swapped to "friend" at one point.) As much as I dislike censorship, I've come around to the idea that it keeps alot of trolls and flamers out of here. Nothing I want to do on this site is being inhibited and if it was, I probably shouldn't do it on this site.
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: We don't use the word "cunt" on Aggro-Gator, @Bu7Z. Let's put you on mute for a moment and reflect.
 Air Biscuit: @Donut or a career in the military.
 Bu7Z: ROCGMAS. read own comment, got mad at self... A recitations is not abbreviations dumb kunt!
 Bu7Z: As a time pressed online reader I think you can shove your useful a recitations up your ass!
 Christina: RC;LFH Read comments; lost faith in humanity. (It was not in this site.)
 Teechur: This is how I shall grade essays from now on.
 Shay: tl:dr
 chhumphrey: RC;GA;PAR Read comments; got angry; posted angry reply
 arctic fox: NT:DD (No tacos; didn't dance)
 FabricMan: RA;SH. Read article; shouldn't have
 omgpro: Rh;PAC
 Knice: NG;VB (no goat; voted bad)
 Donut: MLIA;NI : My life is abbreviations, need an intervention
Image 203583   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
633
 
 Snowta: My kitty has a doppleganger!
 chhumphrey: "If I lie still enough maybe I'll blend in more"
 carpwoman: I love cats.
 Urn BooUrn: That is a very lazy looking cow.
 Side Boob: Wanna pet that catte
 violentwrath: Half-baked.
Image 203582   09-15-17   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
680
 
 Social Vegan: Have you tried dressing like a normal person?
 Donut: "Also you're humping a nuclear weapon. Tell me about your mother."
 funny in the wall: church
Image 203581   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
556
 
 Tiny Butt: The human looks like a comedian I saw last June
 Christina: "You don't complain when the cat does it."
 chhumphrey: I know, I can't believe you got that painting either.
 BabyVaccine: @Prostata also heavy AF
 Prostata: majestic af
Image 203580   09-15-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
157
 
 goldman sachs: Is your computer actually a macaroni monster? Find out tonight at 11.
 MylesX: That does not compute, Keith.
Image 203579   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Page 1 ... 6914 6915 6916 6917 6918 6919 6920 ... 27274 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.