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273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

273610  Minnesotan: CDs and DVDs will be joining you magnetic fucks soon enough!

273362  Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure that guy is still hoping they will reboot Babylon 5 with him as Londo ... Mind you, a B5 reboot could be damn good (without him, natch).

273366  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273609  dad: I know they have a different spinal arrangement than me, but seeing pinnipeds sit up like that makes my back hurt.

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273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.



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Score:
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 PenguinBartender: *Optimus Prime voice* "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!"
 fakeplastic: @Meow I just thought he meant her to grab his tralala.
 chhumphrey: Not shown - snapping sound effect
 Meow: She's just trying to shut him up. Too many empty platitudes
 Mr. Butt: [faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart]
 kshoxx: Huh, I thought a facehugger was somethijg else. Damn aliens.
Image 203586   09-15-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
362
 
 Zampano: when you uncork it does it make that iconic PS1 boot sound?
 Air Biscuit: Where do i insert disc?
 jochenau: @funny in the wall My mind attempted to imagine what that would be like and it got cancer.
 funny in the wall: it's fermented mountain dew
 chhumphrey: Some red wines don't age well
Image 203585   09-15-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
352
 
 Gazden: At first I thought it was ETs face
 Mr Shifty: Saw a trireme carved into a cliff on the Rhodes, near the acropolis in Lindos. That was really something.
 Mr Bleak: @Bu7Z Nope: 'The sculpture, titled "Pregnant Mountain," is located near the town of Santo Domingo, in Colombia...' I love Google image search!
 Bu7Z: @chhumphrey I'm thinking Australia because I think I've seen this... But I'm not sure and you'd think something like this would stick in the memory...
 Micro Jackson: Future Mount Rushmore
 XLY: am i really the only one seeing some username/upload synergy
 UltraBeverly: Sometimes the baby dies and ossifies. Even for giants.
 Knice: That would scare me right over the fucking cliff.
 chhumphrey: That baby's already stoned... must be Colorado
 Baby Jesus: @Robespierre "Don't do abortions" would be my guess.
 Gallifrasian: @Robespierre Earth is alive? (Just guessing)
 dorian: The point?
 Wet farts: Wombstone
Image 203584   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
285
 
 Noremak: @Bu7Z The word is avoided because it's a very charged word and is considered offensive. Also, the N word isn't allowed on here either (which I believe was swapped to "friend" at one point.) As much as I dislike censorship, I've come around to the idea that it keeps alot of trolls and flamers out of here. Nothing I want to do on this site is being inhibited and if it was, I probably shouldn't do it on this site.
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: We don't use the word "cunt" on Aggro-Gator, @Bu7Z. Let's put you on mute for a moment and reflect.
 Air Biscuit: @Donut or a career in the military.
 Bu7Z: ROCGMAS. read own comment, got mad at self... A recitations is not abbreviations dumb kunt!
 Bu7Z: As a time pressed online reader I think you can shove your useful a recitations up your ass!
 Christina: RC;LFH Read comments; lost faith in humanity. (It was not in this site.)
 Teechur: This is how I shall grade essays from now on.
 Shay: tl:dr
 chhumphrey: RC;GA;PAR Read comments; got angry; posted angry reply
 arctic fox: NT:DD (No tacos; didn't dance)
 FabricMan: RA;SH. Read article; shouldn't have
 omgpro: Rh;PAC
 Knice: NG;VB (no goat; voted bad)
 Donut: MLIA;NI : My life is abbreviations, need an intervention
Image 203583   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
633
 
 Snowta: My kitty has a doppleganger!
 chhumphrey: "If I lie still enough maybe I'll blend in more"
 carpwoman: I love cats.
 Urn BooUrn: That is a very lazy looking cow.
 Side Boob: Wanna pet that catte
 violentwrath: Half-baked.
Image 203582   09-15-17   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
680
 
 Social Vegan: Have you tried dressing like a normal person?
 Donut: "Also you're humping a nuclear weapon. Tell me about your mother."
 funny in the wall: church
Image 203581   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
556
 
 Tiny Butt: The human looks like a comedian I saw last June
 Christina: "You don't complain when the cat does it."
 chhumphrey: I know, I can't believe you got that painting either.
 BabyVaccine: @Prostata also heavy AF
 Prostata: majestic af
Image 203580   09-15-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
157
 
 goldman sachs: Is your computer actually a macaroni monster? Find out tonight at 11.
 MylesX: That does not compute, Keith.
Image 203579   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
285
 
 a robot: Isn't that the children's area of the pool though? Are you keeping little kids out of the playground just for your medal ceremony? Jerks.
 chhumphrey: Winners of the WaterPark Games
 reply: There's no P in our (p)ool, and no I in team. Something something pi...
 Zukero: I guess they're good at sporting all the points...
 Knice: This is the most medal thing I've seen all week.
 Bu7Z: Hooray for winning things, people I don't know
 Popsicle Dream: This pool porn is confounding.
Image 203578   09-15-17   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
244
 
 Bu7Z: All watched over by machines of loving grace
 kinggheedra: Yeah im ok with phones not having ai
 chhumphrey: Artificial Intelligence has reached the point of sarcasm.
 Donut: "Siri, I'm replacing you with Bonzi Buddy. Never cross me again."
 Mexico: You can't make me love you like your mother does, Gary.
 Side Boob: Maybe Siri could do a better job if you charged your phone once in a while
Image 203577   09-15-17   Uploaded by    minimum max
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