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233195  kornisjon: Morbid sense of humour detected, which is rad!

233149  piratepom: Rad for this @Captain Marsupial!

233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

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9. Yurishiro
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars



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Scoo uploaded 232798 (1348 points)
ping uploaded 232800 (1282 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1275 points)
phil uploaded 233036 (1248 points)
PlzPlzMe uploaded 232775 (1240 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)


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 2. Yurishiro: 7772 points
 3. ping: 6690 points
 4. Peter Pantsless: 4996 points
 5. HatStand: 3568 points
 6. E. HONDA: 3400 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 3184 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2721 points
 9. Side Boob: 2258 points
10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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 PenguinBartender: *Optimus Prime voice* "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!"
 Yurishiro: @Meow I just thought he meant her to grab his tralala.
 chhumphrey: Not shown - snapping sound effect
 Meow: She's just trying to shut him up. Too many empty platitudes
 Mr. Butt: [faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart]
 Yurishiro: Huh, I thought a facehugger was somethijg else. Damn aliens.
Image 203586   09-15-17   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
362
 
 Zampano: when you uncork it does it make that iconic PS1 boot sound?
 Air Biscuit: Where do i insert disc?
 jochenau: @funny in the wall My mind attempted to imagine what that would be like and it got cancer.
 funny in the wall: it's fermented mountain dew
 chhumphrey: Some red wines don't age well
Image 203585   09-15-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
352
 
 Felicity: At first I thought it was ETs face
 Mr Shifty: Saw a trireme carved into a cliff on the Rhodes, near the acropolis in Lindos. That was really something.
 Mr Bleak: @Bu7Z Nope: 'The sculpture, titled "Pregnant Mountain," is located near the town of Santo Domingo, in Colombia...' I love Google image search!
 Bu7Z: @chhumphrey I'm thinking Australia because I think I've seen this... But I'm not sure and you'd think something like this would stick in the memory...
 Micro Jackson: Future Mount Rushmore
 XLY: am i really the only one seeing some username/upload synergy
 UltraBeverly: Sometimes the baby dies and ossifies. Even for giants.
 Knice: That would scare me right over the fucking cliff.
 chhumphrey: That baby's already stoned... must be Colorado
 Dr Awkward: @Robespierre "Don't do abortions" would be my guess.
 Yurishiro: @Robespierre Earth is alive? (Just guessing)
 Robespierre: The point?
 Wet farts: Wombstone
Image 203584   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
285
 
 Noremak: @Bu7Z The word is avoided because it's a very charged word and is considered offensive. Also, the N word isn't allowed on here either (which I believe was swapped to "friend" at one point.) As much as I dislike censorship, I've come around to the idea that it keeps alot of trolls and flamers out of here. Nothing I want to do on this site is being inhibited and if it was, I probably shouldn't do it on this site.
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: We don't use the word "cunt" on Aggro-Gator, @Bu7Z. Let's put you on mute for a moment and reflect.
 Air Biscuit: @Donut or a career in the military.
 Bu7Z: ROCGMAS. read own comment, got mad at self... A recitations is not abbreviations dumb kunt!
 Bu7Z: As a time pressed online reader I think you can shove your useful a recitations up your ass!
 Christina: RC;LFH Read comments; lost faith in humanity. (It was not in this site.)
 Teechur: This is how I shall grade essays from now on.
 Shay: tl:dr
 chhumphrey: RC;GA;PAR Read comments; got angry; posted angry reply
 Dr Awkward: NT:DD (No tacos; didn't dance)
 FabricMan: RA;SH. Read article; shouldn't have
 Yurishiro: Rh;PAC
 Knice: NG;VB (no goat; voted bad)
 Donut: MLIA;NI : My life is abbreviations, need an intervention
Image 203583   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
633
 
 Snowta: My kitty has a doppleganger!
 chhumphrey: "If I lie still enough maybe I'll blend in more"
 carpwoman: I love cats.
 Urn BooUrn: That is a very lazy looking cow.
 Side Boob: Wanna pet that catte
 Robespierre: Half-baked.
Image 203582   09-15-17   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
680
 
 Yurishiro: Have you tried dressing like a normal person?
 Donut: "Also you're humping a nuclear weapon. Tell me about your mother."
 funny in the wall: church
Image 203581   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
556
 
 Felicity: The human looks like a comedian I saw last June
 Christina: "You don't complain when the cat does it."
 chhumphrey: I know, I can't believe you got that painting either.
 Yurishiro: @Prostata also heavy AF
 Prostata: majestic af
Image 203580   09-15-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
157
 
 Dr Awkward: Is your computer actually a macaroni monster? Find out tonight at 11.
 Robespierre: That does not compute, Keith.
Image 203579   09-15-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
285
 
 a robot: Isn't that the children's area of the pool though? Are you keeping little kids out of the playground just for your medal ceremony? Jerks.
 chhumphrey: Winners of the WaterPark Games
 Dr Awkward: There's no P in our (p)ool, and no I in team. Something something pi...
 Zukero: I guess they're good at sporting all the points...
 Knice: This is the most medal thing I've seen all week.
 Dr Awkward: Hooray for winning things, people I don't know
 Robespierre: This pool porn is confounding.
Image 203578   09-15-17   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
244
 
 Bu7Z: All watched over by machines of loving grace
 kinggheedra: Yeah im ok with phones not having ai
 chhumphrey: Artificial Intelligence has reached the point of sarcasm.
 Donut: "Siri, I'm replacing you with Bonzi Buddy. Never cross me again."
 Mexico: You can't make me love you like your mother does, Gary.
 Side Boob: Maybe Siri could do a better job if you charged your phone once in a while
Image 203577   09-15-17   Uploaded by    minimum max
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